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Level 7 Dragon

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UltraDeth said:
Impossible geniuses with pumped bodies.
How is that a bad thing? You are supposed to subvert the wish instead of just describing it.

Anyway. The Warp and the Elder gods wage an eternal war, making the universe unsuitable for life.
 

UltraDeth

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Level 7 Dragon said:
UltraDeth said:
Impossible geniuses with pumped bodies.
How is that a bad thing? You are supposed to subvert the wish instead of just describing it.
I may have misinterpreted your wish. By "peak" I thought you meant "Perfectly balanced", so I turned it into extremes.

OT: You made no wish, so I'll go next.

I wish I was completely self-reliant.
 

Level 7 Dragon

Typo Kign
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You are now a tree, living off photosynthesis and the dew that lands on the soil beneath your roots.

I wish for peace and cooperation between all countries.
 

UltraDeth

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If that cooperation consists of building walls and not talking to each other.

I wish to be a member of Mensa.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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Granted. They make you do all the most unpleasant tasks and treat you like crap.

I wish no one would ever die because of a drunk driver ever again.
 

UltraDeth

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His main attacks falling over and throwing up on people, making him despised by fans and critics.

I wish people would realise sarcasm is a not as witty as they think.
 

Level 7 Dragon

Typo Kign
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Every human becomes predesposed to every possible useful creative skill and craft which causes conflict between members of management jobs, artistic jobs and bluecollar workers.

I wish the next poster would go back in time to prevent this thread from happening.
 

Living_Brain

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Educational kids' shows are now the only type of show.

I wish my voice was smoother, like butter paragliding over a calm lake in South America during sunset.
 

UltraDeth

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Now you sound like a cross between Barry White and Roger Moore, which causes untold embarrassment as it's all you sound like, even when emotional.

I wish I was a voice actor.
 

Level 7 Dragon

Typo Kign
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The difference in basic physics between different universes causes a pan-dimentional expanding vacuum, rendering countless planes of life sterile of sentient life or even matter/gravity.

I wish Social Justice movements and their detractors would get along and negotiate a strategy for the betterment of society that would be free of both systemic discrimination and dogmatic ideologies.
 

Level 7 Dragon

Typo Kign
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You go back in time and grab your own hand before you click the "post" button. However, due to the fact you never typed the message, you never had a reason to go back in time, effectively this causes a dangerous time paradox. President Alex Jones smiles.

I wish politicians would concetrate more on actual policies instead of emotional rhethoric.
 

Level 7 Dragon

Typo Kign
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The vast majority of the population is now terrorised by snarky cartoon animals.

I wish people had amazing superpowers.
 

UltraDeth

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Then you realize F.P. may've been the best thing to happen to DC.

I wish I was selected to remove Excalibur from the stone.
 

Living_Brain

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UltraDeth said:
Now you sound like a cross between Barry White and Roger Moore, which causes untold embarrassment as it's all you sound like, even when emotional.
https://youtu.be/XOS8sRrd_Oc?t=1m12s

OT: granted. Disappointed with the knowledge that it's actually only great because DCecret society banded together to pretend it was good, you wander off into nothingness, in pursuit of lasting and meaningful entertainment.

I wish I knew if a meal or product was going to taste good before ordering or buying.
 

Level 7 Dragon

Typo Kign
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You now have the abulity to taste things simply by thinking about them. When going through a meat iesle you can taste the various products on the shelves, when going through the streets you can taste the exhaust pipes of the vehicles and the asphalt beneath your feet, when use a public toilet you throw up.

I wish for everybody on the planet would be stuck in the body of the opposite sex for five years in order to resolve gender conflicts once and for all.
 

UltraDeth

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Nobody gets accustomed to changing gender and go berserk.

I wish vigilante was a recognized career.