Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Level 7 Dragon]

It becomes recognized by the state, however this creates tension between civil mercenaries and the police, which leads to a quazi-gang war between batman-wannabees and law enforcement.

I wish humans established a galactic empire

 

[UltraDeth]

Within a year it's discovered the new Human capital is located near the Eye of Terror.

I wish I could find collectables in the mail.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

The cult director is rejuvinated as his physical health is now at its peak, however his mental state begins to rapidly decline which has a significant impact on his film making.

The next three Mad Max films feature Max (recast as Charlie Sheen) stumbling across a colony of talking animals from Miller's previous films. The film revolves around the protagonist cooperating with militant vegans to shut down a bug-powder factory. Maxim falls in love with a pig, who happends to be the leader of the tribe and kisses her at the end of the trillogy.

I wish Dwarf Fortress became really popular and was researched in universities

 

[UltraDeth]

University students graduate with a PH.D in simulator games.

I wish I could telepathically influence people to be rational.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

University students graduate with a PH.D in simulator games.

Again, how is a bad thing? Remember to explain the detailed consequences of the wish, since simmulation development in the context of pedagogics and information systems would actually be rather useful in this day of age.

Anyway

The moment you stop concetrating on them, their previous irrational beliefs return and their mind forgets the rational discussion that you attempted to conduct.

I wish gene therapy research had far more funding than it does now

 

[UltraDeth]

All this funding buys out the health service and all patients must report to gene alteration labs.

I wish there was as many soldiers on patrol as there are in fiction.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Your cat steals food from other cats, instead.

I wish life had cartoon physics.

I already made that wish in this thread!

Back on topic: Granted: They are all released for deriliction of duty after being found falling down drunk on the job.

I wish life had an easy button.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted! However, just like in games, you get less experience and loot. You face very little challanges, however you fail to gain any wizdom or profound knowledge and spend the rest of your life living a mundate and mediocre existance.

I wish life had a NG+

 

[UltraDeth]

Just like From Software games, Everything gets a whole lot harder. (Makes sense sadly.)

I wish resources respawned, just like in games.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted! Due to this the concept of copyright crumbles, which leads to the works of small-time creators being stolen or plaguarised and big business hiring hiring black ops operatives to crack down on pirates and immitators.

I wish to find true love in a beautiful person who loves me back

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

In place of your hair your body begins to excrete a corrosive thick oily black substace with a strong scent of sulphur. You can't wash off.

I wish everybody was born in a body which matched their gender idenity.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted, but I'm the invisible man [https://youtu.be/zKdxd718WXg?t=15s].
Song reference wars

I wish I was a little bit taller

 

[UltraDeth]

You hit your head on low hanging objects.

I wish I could be remembered after death.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted! The acts that lead to your passing were so deplorable that your name became an insult.

I wish shaving facial hair was easy and comfortable.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted, now people read in to the original meaning of the holiday to the point of obsession and begin show signs of religious/ideological zeal for the duration of the celebration.

I wish forests, rainforests and tundras stopped being destroyed by human industrial expansion

 

[UltraDeth]

Industries expand upon their own constructs, creating towering eyesores. [http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Hive_city]

 

[UltraDeth]

But the weather is unbearable.

I wish I could do parkour.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted, however you become way too overconfident in your abulities, which leads to a few painful, though hilarious accidents

I wish all powerful social structures were run by individuals with a keep sense of morality and ethics.

 

[UltraDeth]

Grammar Nazis distribute severe punishments to those who commit grammatical/typographical errors.

I wish depression wasn't so overwhelming.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. Raw, seething hatred takes its place as being overwhelming.

I wish all it took to become a kung fu master was a 5 minute training montage