Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted! Due to the fact that each and every person is now able to attain peak martial arts skills in a few minutes, the importance and social relevance of such a profession are devalued. Being a black belt is as impressive as having an abulity to ride a bike.

Kung Fu is later banned after an accident involving a mentally unstable teenager snapping the necks of 20 of his fellow classmates and teachers.

I wish humans could not do any harm to other humans.

 

[UltraDeth]

People end up spoilt.

I wish I could escape into a dream world when feeling low.

 

[Living_Brain]

You become dependent on that dream world to feel any happiness, and much like a drug addict you leave the real world behind, a recluse forevermore.

I wish for the best pair of headphones

 

[UltraDeth]

A deterrent is more likely to prevent something.

I wish all fruit was easy to peel.

 

[Living_Brain]

Certain fruit, such as citrus, become so easy to peel that they peel themselves. Hanging from a tree becomes too much stress and they simply fall out before harvest, wrecking havoc on the margins of farmers worldwide, and plunging the world into a global, food scarcity induced depression.

I wish sickness was curable through wicked fun entertainment

 

[UltraDeth]

Children as young as 2 can watch porn.

I wish it was acceptable to bring criminals in dead or alive.

 

[Living_Brain]

This change triggers the slippery slope, and within a year the American people have decided to ditch the government and revert to Sheriff laws country-wide.

I wish this kid Nick next to me would fuck off a bit.

 

[UltraDeth]

He takes that as rejection commits suicide.

I wish it was medically possible to make people smarter.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

The procedure is effective, however the patients suffer from Flowers for Algernon syndrome.

I wish humans could decide on their gender and apperance once they turn 18.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Under the light of the setting Alpha Cetari sun you gaze into the milky way, thanking the forces that made you a pioneer and cursing yourself for becoming a hermit that would never see another human face again.

I wish humans put as much deductive thought and effort into politics and social engineering as they do into entertainment and their personal lives.

 

[UltraDeth]

Thinking politics takes up all their time and they have no focus for enjoyable things.

I wish the universe didn't have to end.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're allergic to all dairy products.

I wish to be the Hero everybody needs.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Cheese now blockades the lower parts of the digestive system, preventing any matter, liquid or gas from getting out of your body.

I wish for good healthcare to be universally available

 

[UltraDeth]

Screw you, too.

I wish meat wasn't fattening.

 

[Living_Brain]

It isn't-
-with proper exercise.

I wish gum could satisfy hunger

 

[UltraDeth]

But, it lacks proper vitamins and is very unhealthy.

I wish to be a saviour in a cursed land.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

After saving their community, a preist stabs you in the back. The last things you remember is being carried towards a large cauldron. Perhaps, you should have thought think twice before traveling to tribes that have a habit of canibalizing their champions.

I wish people wern't racist.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It takes an alien invasion to give people something else to direct their hatred at. Specism replaces racism.

I wish I could teach Kung Fu.

 

[Living_Brain]

It becomes too smart for you to comprehend, and you end up feeling like the Inception memes when that movie first came out.

I wish bosses didn't try to snivel their way out of paying out to their employees after half-going out of business

 

[UltraDeth]

The entire accounting departments commit mass suicide when stocks drop lower than 5%, this leads to drops in accounting jobs and a stock disaster.

I wish I could do my own stunts.