Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

She is hated in equals amounts by the exact same people giving said respect.

I wish all of you would have a very merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, happy? Kwanzaa (What is the greeting for Kwanzaa? someone help me out here.) Happy holidays, and a Happy New Year!

 

[UltraDeth]

Everyone you didn't mention doesn't get the same good fortune.

I wish being a hero was as glorious as fiction makes out.

 

[UltraDeth]

Disposing of great mechanics and decent play time.

I wish Xenomorphs were friendly.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's useless against all hostiles.

I wish I could be assimilated into high society.

 

[UltraDeth]

If you're going to fly around in an armoured suit, why wouldn't anyone recognize it as a potential threat?

I won't change my last wish until it's answered.

 

[JohnZ117]

Fair enough, and I'll ruin it when mine is properly ruined. Obviously, to avoid being shot down by the Air Force, I'd register the suit as my aircraft, get a pilot's licence, swear to fallow air-traffic rules -whatever it takes to be legally recognized as a non-threat. Sorry for not making this obvious at first, but that I specified "weaponless" is a clear indication that I don't want the need to fight back against threats.

I'll try this one...Here is your suit, a three-piece that will NEVER stop blaring out
I wish for Donald Trump's tax returns to be published.

 

[UltraDeth]

The punishments are minimal, like a short prison sentence or a small fine.

I wish breast milk had healing properties.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It leads to hilarious misunderstandings instead!

I wish no one would notice that spelling error in my last post here.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's auto-corrected for a small fee of a dollar, a dollar per error.

I wish detectives had Sherlock Holmes powers of observation.

 

[UltraDeth]

Then there's no Pieces of Eden, so neither side has any urgency to fight and are just killing for the sake of it.

I wish "in a lifetime" opportunities happened more than once.

 

[UltraDeth]

Now, I can see everyone's dark thoughts. And it's horrible.

I wish the Imperium of Man ruled the real world with a moderate amount of leniency.

 

[JohnZ117]

Granted, now he [http://www.kgi.edu/faculty-and-research/james-d-sterling] is even more boring.

I wish I could think of something else to wish for.

 

[UltraDeth]

You'd rather make another dated meme reference?

I wish I had multi-nation citizenship.

 

[JohnZ117]

Granted, but they're all nations the United States finds suspicious. You've been renditioned.

I wish I had an aquarium.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's full of dirty water and no marine life.

I wish love potions existed.

 

[UltraDeth]

These big lumbering mammals are dangerous near civilized areas.

I wish I could have just one day of being worshipped.

 

[UltraDeth]

Turning myself into a naive fool.

I wish mythical locations were excellent holiday destinations.

 

[JohnZ117]

Your only (permanent) fish is a great white shark and the aquarium for it takes up your entire backyard.

I wish the extra-large mammals of old never went extinct.

I have a 3rd floor apartment, and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMbHLF_zwjs/]. Try again.

And, granted, you were just trampled by stampeding mastodons.

I wish someone besides BuildsLegos or UltraDeth would grant my wish for a two-floor apartment in a big city.

 

[UltraDeth]

They eat each other.

I wish all the greatest women in history were rewarded with great sex and a nice trophy.

 

[UltraDeth]

How am I supposed to grant myself relief when I need to?

I wish I had the Midas touch.