Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[UltraDeth]

Some quests are harder without backup. Even though I approve this wish.

I wish it was possible for Xbox users to earn double Gamerscore after reaching a certain milestone and Playstation invented diamond trophy for every 5 platinums.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

DC becomes nothing more than "Marvel Light"


I wish I was a Master Exploder!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You self-exile to the Moon with your telepathic wife because your every whisper could shatter mountains. And do you REALLY want your significant other to know literally every thought in your head? Also the Hulk shows your pummeled corpse to the world as a declaration of war.

was that first part a reference to black bolt? if so well done sir.

back on topic:

Spellcheck instead recognizes something you find even more obnoxious as a word.

quite some time ago in this thread I wished for real life to have cheat codes. the ruination of such was the console is on Mars. so I wish I had the training and resources, as well as a space suit and shuttle to take me to said console on Mars.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's not very good for a number of reasons. (Which I'll let you imagine.)

I wish Kratos wasn't such a selfish, indifferent, brutal S.O.B.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He is longer any fun to play in the God of War Series.

I wish I could invent a microwave that makes reheated leftovers taste like they just came out of the oven. i.e. no more soggy pizza!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but because we are all transendant balls of pure energy floating through space we don't need food anymore.
No pizza, Tacos, Bacon........

I wish for a strong drink.

 

[UltraDeth]

Powerful enough to put you in a come for weeks.

I wish to fight drug dealers NARC style.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but because of this extra power the console wars of 2009 killed us all..

I wish they still made Mega man games.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

EA devours you instead.

I wish I was the legendary dragon knight, with the power to become the dragon!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It is still awful.

I wish for one day Aziz Ansari and Jay-z esentially switch lives: Aziz is incredibly smooth and Jay-z spills mustard on his shirt all day.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

They become vastly underappreciated cult classics.

I wish my internet connection would stop sucking!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It goes on forever.

I wish I could learn Judo/martial arts under highly respected world reknown sensei Neil Ohlenkamp.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. At triple the price.

I wish I had a 2000 inch TV!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but Lovecraft is still incredibly racist.

I wish for clouds of blue and skies of white.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because of the over reactionary nature of the internet this wish would probably just ruin itself!

I wish for the power of a dream catcher to let me sleep easy.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You mother becomes an obsessed fitness guru who puts you to great shame. Adding further shame she beats people up with karate she learned from Wii fit!

I wish I could find that small measure of peace we all seek, and few of us ever find (bounus points if you get the reference)

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted now every Asian actor is portrayed by tom cruise.

I wish that every day was filled with mirth.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It chills alright. all the way to absolute zero.

I wish I could serve my country.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted you are serving it with a side of chips and a light Ceaser salad.

I wish to buy one kitten please.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You see more of some people than you ever would want to!

I wish I had mystical Kung Fu powers!