Rules of Multiplayer Gaming

[Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs]

ok i do agree with these rules except for the mic parts .. i think little boys (voice hasnt changed yet this applys to you) im so fucking tired of these cockbites screaming there asses off when they die or get a kill my ears hurt damnit!!! (yes i know theres a way to mute the player but its kinda hard to do while playing) oh and if i could add one more rule

#21 dont play your shitty music over live. no one else likes it.

That's basically what #14 means.

Aw come on. I know i love me some T-Pain - Church when Im surfing in CSS, and <3 Sidney Samson's Riverside when im playing Gungame(especially knifing.) Putting music on often makes it alot more fun because you realise you're playing a game and it lightens the atmosphere.
Unless of course, the mic quality is crap. Then all previous statements are flushed down the toilet.

 

[SsilverR]

no rules ... just a few things you should know about me

1. i'm a stealth player ... so stop fucking following me .. i work alone and you're blowing my cover

2. while scouting, i'll also be stalking my own team members ... not because i'm going to kill you but because you're in the open and are now officially bait/lure whatever you want to call it

3. this doesn't make me a camper/sniper .. i move around .. alot, you just never see me do it

4. if i get alot of kills and no one (including the enemy) has seen me the whole round it doesn't mean i'm hacking .. it just means i'm good at what i do

5. if i get a melee kill and still no one has seen me .. see 4

6. if i kill everyone shooting at you it wasn't kill stealing .. it you were the lure and i had those guys in my sights long before you even knew they were there

7. attempt to kill me, even once and i'll make that round hell for you

 

[4fromK]

no rules ... just a few things you should know about me

1. i'm a stealth player ... so stop fucking following me .. i work alone and you're blowing my cover

2. while scouting, i'll also be stalking my own team members ... not because i'm going to kill you but because you're in the open and are now officially bait/lure whatever you want to call it

3. this doesn't make me a camper/sniper .. i move around .. alot, you just never see me do it

4. if i get alot of kills and no one (including the enemy) has seen me the whole round it doesn't mean i'm hacking .. it just means i'm good at what i do

5. if i get a melee kill and still no one has seen me .. see 4

6. if i kill everyone shooting at you it wasn't kill stealing .. it you were the lure and i had those guys in my sights long before you even knew they were there

7. attempt to kill me, even once and i'll make that round hell for you

8. yous sound like a wanker

 

[SsilverR]

**cut**

most stealth players usually are

i'm not the type of guy that bullies noobs, tea bags or flames people ... i basically got your back, as long as you stay the fuck off mine .. that's my style of play .. + people shouldn't try to team kill in the first place .. if they they do then i'll go from "wanker" to total dickhead on the "****" that tried to team kill

 

[Soxafloppin]

Did you write these?

 

[Timotei]

Rule #21: The more powerful the weapon, the more likely that person will teamkill you.
Rule #22: There will always be people messing around with the game mechanics in the middle of a game, just leave them.
Rule #23: The lack of skill with a player increases proportionally with the pitch of their voice.
Rule #24: Jimmy can play.
Rule #25: The only time an exception can be made for #24 is if Jimmy is a 12 year-old boy who sounds like his testicles are in a vice.
Rule #26: Please insure there are either no women present or that you have the expressed consent of one before you talk about "Who you'd hit"
Rule #27: MGO's Boot Camp is to be used for training only.
Rule #28: If one is playing as a Boomer on the final level of No Mercy, one must push the generator in front of the elevator exit in order to insure the other team's frustration.
Rule #29: Give your profile a name that doesn't include the following: ninja, assasin, L33T, boracua, deeznutz.
Rule #30: Failure to comply with #29 is punishable by the total lack of respect from other for not being original.
Rule #31: By manning the artillery peice you hereby acknowledge you have knowledge of its operation.
Rule #32: By taking the wheel of a tank you hereby agree that you will listen to where your gunner tells you to go.
Rule #33: Singing I'm on A Boat while at the helm of a ship is punishable by death
Rule #34: Do not hang around the sniper on your team who is racking up uber kills. This will only lead to both of you being shot.
Rule #35: By opening the rear doors of a NOOSE van you relinquish the right to complain when you are killed by gunfire.
Rule #36: Juggernaut in Liberty City is a recipe for win.
Rule #37: The later it gets, the bigger the assholes you will be playing with.
Rule #38: Mimicking and repeating "Grabbing Peels" more than ten times warrant the death penalty.
Rule #39: By using an explosive you acknowledge that you are aware of said weapon's blast radius.
Rule #40: By climbing into the seat of a helicopter you acknowledge your task is to support your teammates and NOT to use it as a way to get you to the cieling of the map and jump out of.
Rule #41: The more basic the weapon, the funnier it is to kill someone with it.
Rule #42: Stop being so damn obvious Spies.
Rule #43: A big gun is a sign of a lack of planning
Rule #44: Jimmy's sister can play
Rule #45: The only time an exception to #44 can be made is if Jimmy's sister 1). Can't play for shit. 2). Like says like, like a lot. 3). Won't shut up.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

I think teabagging should be eliminated entirely. Having taunts like in TF2 is so much better.

 

[garjian]

awww :<

team killing is the only fun part of halo... besides infection with friends...
thph... constantly staging 'accidents' focusing on one guy, is MUCH harder than anything anyone playing that game can throw it you lol...

I cannot describe how much I hate people who teamkill for fun, they truly are the worst form of troll.


Teamkilling as a joke is acceptable though it should only be done when the outcome of the game cannot be affected.

'sonly halo... doesnt deserve one serious thought... nor do any of the community, team or no, deserve mercy

 

[BaronXS]

ok i do agree with these rules except for the mic parts .. i think little boys (voice hasnt changed yet this applys to you) im so fucking tired of these cockbites screaming there asses off when they die or get a kill my ears hurt damnit!!! (yes i know theres a way to mute the player but its kinda hard to do while playing) oh and if i could add one more rule

#21 dont play your shitty music over live. no one else likes it.

That's basically what #14 means.

Aw come on. I know i love me some T-Pain - Church when Im surfing in CSS, and <3 Sidney Samson's Riverside when im playing Gungame(especially knifing.) Putting music on often makes it alot more fun because you realise you're playing a game and it lightens the atmosphere.
Unless of course, the mic quality is crap. Then all previous statements are flushed down the toilet.

Some people don't like your choice of music, and by playing it over your microphone, it makes you a selfish asshole.

Did you write these?

Yes, me and a friend did.

 

[Zeke109]

Rule #29: Give your profile a name that doesn't include the following: ninja, assasin, L33T, boracua, deeznutz.
Rule #30: Failure to comply with #29 is punishable by the total lack of respect from other for not being original.

True.

Rule #31: By manning the artillery peice you hereby acknowledge you have knowledge of its operation.

Somebody's been playing Forgotten Hope 2!

Add one: Don't spot for artillery unless you know how to, and don't spam the spots.

 

[4fromK]

8. you sound like a wanker

most stealth players usually are

i'm not the type of guy that bullies noobs, tea bags or flames people ... i basically got your back, as long as you stay the fuck off mine .. that's my style of play .. + people shouldn't try to team kill in the first place .. if they they do then i'll go from "wanker" to total dickhead on the "****" that tried to team kill

im not ragging on your playing style, im ragging on the way you talk yourself up. I dont care how good you are and neither does anyone else.

 

[4fromK]

ok i do agree with these rules except for the mic parts .. i think little boys (voice hasnt changed yet this applys to you) im so fucking tired of these cockbites screaming there asses off when they die or get a kill my ears hurt damnit!!! (yes i know theres a way to mute the player but its kinda hard to do while playing) oh and if i could add one more rule

#21 dont play your shitty music over live. no one else likes it.

That's basically what #14 means.

Aw come on. I know i love me some T-Pain - Church when Im surfing in CSS, and <3 Sidney Samson's Riverside when im playing Gungame(especially knifing.) Putting music on often makes it alot more fun because you realise you're playing a game and it lightens the atmosphere.
Unless of course, the mic quality is crap. Then all previous statements are flushed down the toilet.

Some people don't like your choice of music, and by playing it over your microphone, it makes you a selfish asshole.

as long as people ask first, I'm always cool with music being played. but yes, sadly usually its just a bunch of prick griefers.

 

[SsilverR]

8. you sound like a wanker

most stealth players usually are

i'm not the type of guy that bullies noobs, tea bags or flames people ... i basically got your back, as long as you stay the fuck off mine .. that's my style of play .. + people shouldn't try to team kill in the first place .. if they they do then i'll go from "wanker" to total dickhead on the "****" that tried to team kill

our ragging on the way you talk yourself up. I dont care how good you are and neither does anyone else.

i'm not the worlds ultimate gamer .. i'll describe myself to when i'm at my best ... and that's how you can best describe a playing style

there were matches on MGO or Vegas 2 online when i was that good .. there were also ones where i got the shit kicked out of me but that goes for every person here too ... obviously people prefer to describe themselves at their best

 

[4fromK]

8. you sound like a wanker

most stealth players usually are

i'm not the type of guy that bullies noobs, tea bags or flames people ... i basically got your back, as long as you stay the fuck off mine .. that's my style of play .. + people shouldn't try to team kill in the first place .. if they they do then i'll go from "wanker" to total dickhead on the "****" that tried to team kill

our ragging on the way you talk yourself up. I dont care how good you are and neither does anyone else.

i'm not the worlds ultimate gamer .. i'll describe myself to when i'm at my best ... and that's how you can best describe a playing style

there were matches on MGO or Vegas 2 online when i was that good .. there were also ones where i got the shit kicked out of me but that goes for every person here too ... obviously people prefer to describe themselves at their best

Id actually say that describing your average game would be the best. Ive gotten 20 frag leads in Quake Live but I'm not claiming to be the next thresh or fatal1ty.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Anything the game lets you do without any outside interference is legal.

Exactly. Do what it takes to win.

That is one freaky photo of Effy

 

[SsilverR]

8. you sound like a wanker

most stealth players usually are

i'm not the type of guy that bullies noobs, tea bags or flames people ... i basically got your back, as long as you stay the fuck off mine .. that's my style of play .. + people shouldn't try to team kill in the first place .. if they they do then i'll go from "wanker" to total dickhead on the "****" that tried to team kill

on reflection i claimed to be anything special -_-

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Anything the game lets you do without any outside interference is legal.

Exactly. Do what it takes to win.

That is one freaky photo of Effy

I suppose so. I like it though.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Anything the game lets you do without any outside interference is legal.

Exactly. Do what it takes to win.

That is one freaky photo of Effy

I suppose so. I like it though.

I wouldn't say it to her face, mind you. She might hit me with a rock!

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Anything the game lets you do without any outside interference is legal.

Exactly. Do what it takes to win.

That is one freaky photo of Effy

I suppose so. I like it though.

I wouldn't say it to her face, mind you. She might hit me with a rock!

Probably.

 

[teisjm]

7. Unless for a valid reason, abandonning your team is unacceptable.

This, depending on the game, may have to be a very valid reson.
If you play a game wher teams are set from the start, in my case DotA, WoW groups spring to mind as well L4D perhaps?, leaving can really screw the game up for everyone else.
so don't start a game you can't finish.

If you know dinner is up in 20 min don't start a game.
If you know you have someone coming over who doesn't wanna sit and wait while you play the game, don't start a game.
If your mom/dad tells you dinner is up and you should get your ass to the dining room, tell her/him to stfu and then take the verbal abuse and/or cold food you're gonna get after the game has ended.
If you feel like ragequitting cause you're not the überschnitzel of the match, dont't. Instead facedesk hard enough to remember that selfish persons who cannot control their emotions over a fucking game are looked at as if they were mentally ill.

If you have to go to the hospital cause someone is dying fine, noone online will belive you but wtf why should u care, this is fair ofc.

All this is ofc assuming it's a game wher leaving will affect the game, if you play battlefield or something noone will care, and a new player will join quickly.