Rumor: Lingerie Model Replacing Megan Fox in Transformers 3

GrinningManiac

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I instantly prefer her

She doesn't have the Poofy "I just had an allergic reaction to eating nuts" Lips.

And, let's be honest, I bet she can ACT better than Fox as well. SHE'S been trained to obey the rules one hundred percent. She's literally a walking mannequin, and she'll do anything she's asked by Bay

That's not nessecarily a good thing, as Bay is directing, but it's better
 

AndyFromMonday

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Why can't they just focus on the robots? Why? Is it so hard to make a movies about THE ROBOTS since the movie itself is named AFTER THE ROBOTS?! FUCK YOU BAY and your MISLEADING TITLES!
 

The Hairminator

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What's the big deal about transformers anyway? I consider both of those movies among the worst I have seen, in all aspects.
 

Z(ombie)fan

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my opinion of the first two films:

army dudes... O-k

robots... O-K

teenage fuckwits... NO-K

seriously, I liked the marine dudes: armed dudes covered in armor and taken from a serious direction? that always gets me
(Doom/Quake(really whats the difference) always entertained me by exploiting this.)

Giant, baddass robots?.... I need to explain?

but the ki--- wait no they were annoying and tardtastic BUT you know whats worse?

transfromers 1 is better because this was my thought process for 2:

meh, just as bad as the orginal.

... robots with innuendo? this WORSE than 1!

WHY WOULD I WANT TO WATCH DOGS HUMPING!?

christ, will this climax end? Ive never EVER watched a movie so bad it made me conciously WANT to leave the theater!

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ROBOT BALLS!?!?!!??!?!?!?

/facepalm of the gods!

just... just...

NNYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING LOSE!
 

Woem

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So an actress is replaced by a model that's only done a couple of reality shows? They sure aren't hiding you shouldn't see the movie for the good acting...
 

Doc Cannon

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HT_Black said:
GIANT CGI ROBOTS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER. IT'S WHAT YOU DO.
I'd pay anything to see 90 minutes of that. No plot. No people. Just that.
 

Treblaine

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All of a sudden I really respect Megan Fox for finally turning her back on those wretched movies.

Hope her quitting fucks everything up real good.
 

GloatingSwine

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The real problem with the Transformers movies wasn't the unlovable squishies. It was the fact that the Transformers themselves have no character.

You get more character work for the actual Transformers in a single episode of Transformers: Animated than in both movies put together.

Still, it could be worse. It could always be worse.

It could be Kiss Players.
 

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danpascooch said:
Of course they chose a lingerie model, the last thing they would want is to CAST AN ACTOR in that role!
That's because actors can recognize a horrible script. There's no point in asking them.
 

GloatingSwine

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Asehujiko said:
danpascooch said:
Of course they chose a lingerie model, the last thing they would want is to CAST AN ACTOR in that role!
That's because actors can recognize a horrible script. There's no point in asking them.
Most actors have no problem with a horrible script, as long as it comes attached to a masterfully crafted paycheque.
 

The DSM

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Ok this is going to fail hard.

I bet there going to explain the character looking diffrent just by saying "A wizard did it"
 

MrGFunk

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Any woman can look like Megan Fox. Just keep applying makeup, she wears so much.

I hope the character Makeala is crushed when drunk Bumblebee transformers with her inside.
 

zombie711

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well since the 2 racist robots from transformers 2 wont be in the next movie, its all good. still I heard that the princes from the prince of persia movie is at the top of the list to take megan fox's place. oh well
 

Russian_Assassin

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Something tells me there's gonna be even less robot action in this film. Why not just call the film "Teenville: The movie about teens in love, The Glorious US Army and explosions" and call it a day? At least then the fans of Transformers won't be that disappointed.