Run Away!!

[Gammaj4]

Headcrab zombies.
The fast ones.
Tell them I took them all with me.

 

[Canid117]

A group of pissed-off chavs I just yelled insults at in my drunken stupidity. Seems like the most likely scenario.

Whats a Chav and why do I want to punch it in the face?

 

[Chalacachaca]

A boulder, can't stop the rock.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Myself. Thinking with portals is fun.

Son of a....

Seriously, though. Myself. More specifically the manifestation my anger, hate, sadness and regret.
In other words: A tiger made of raw negative emotions.

 

[AngryNerd]

My girl scout troop carrying pitchforks.

 

[Greenhand]

The physical manifestation of my anger and hate.
The odd thing? ************ looks like an ostrich.

 

[Jubbert]

Your mother.

OOOOOHHHHHHHH SNAYUP.

 

[mrdude2010]

probably chasing michael down to tell him that there aren't really werewolves in our campus' woods. then remind myself to smoke less weed.

 

[Composer]

the angels....so i have to run away backwards!

 

[Twilight.falls]

A group of Wallmasters from Ocarina of Time.

Deep down, I know they won't hurt me. Doesn't stop them from being completely terrifying.

Floormasters, on the other hand (pun intended)...

 

[Swny Nerdgasm]

those horrible Pony fans that I can't seem to get away from

 

[Dr Snakeman]

My evil clone, armed with a machete.

Ain't nothin' scarier than yourself with the intent to kill you.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

A pale naked man with tremendous musculature, a massive erection, and greater fighting abilities than my own. At that point, my "stay and fight" mentality would completely vanish.

 

[Timmehexas]

HK-47

Oh god, i'm doomed. Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmddddddd

Maybe you should sing the doomed song now?

 

[Himmelgeher]

I have this friend who thinks that Stephen King is a better writer than HP Lovecraft. I'm running from a portal into a reality where he's actually right.

 

[Canid117]

A group of pissed-off chavs I just yelled insults at in my drunken stupidity. Seems like the most likely scenario.

Whats a Chav and why do I want to punch it in the face?

Working-class, uneducated, ghetto thug wannabe. It's a British term, but describes what we have here well.

So its like a working class version of those white middle class kids in middle school who pretend to be "Gangsta"?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Pyramid Head.

I'm so screeewwwwwweeed...

 

[Klopy]

Andariel from Diablo 2. She started haunting my dreams as a little kid, and probably still wants to finish me off.

 

[Tiger Sora]

The entire California highway patrol. I've no clue as to what I did for them to chase me.