Russian Porn Star Not Actually Selling WoW Gold With Her Boobs

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I think the general "story line" is she gets raped by each of the special infected, (this is what ive read so any genuine fans can reveal themselves and say in more detail what happens.) The still I saw was her gettin wrapped around by a big smokers thing that turned out to be a penis.

You mean Left 4 Head? [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/89692-Zombies-Get-Some-Lovin-In-Left-4-Dead-Porn]

 

[NotAPie]

o_o Holy shit.
I hate myself a little bit more now.

 

[DazZ.]

I think the general "story line" is she gets raped by each of the special infected, (this is what ive read so any genuine fans can reveal themselves and say in more detail what happens.) The still I saw was her gettin wrapped around by a big smokers thing that turned out to be a penis.

You mean Left 4 Head? [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/89692-Zombies-Get-Some-Lovin-In-Left-4-Dead-Porn]

Yes that! I didn't come hither back when I heard about it.

 

[Jang]

I don't care if its fake, this is journalism at its best.

Anyone else wanna nominate Funk for a Pulitzer?

QFT

 

[EeveeElectro]

A tattoo on your breasts would hurt like fuck.
They're just pretty much tissue and nerve endings.

 

[Biek]

To be honest id rather have a pair of large boobs shoved in my face with that url on it instead of those goddamn whispers all the time.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Any idea who the actual chick is?

 

[Computer-Noob]

Spoiler

So apparently she doesn't know that those sites are frowned upon by the majority of the WoW community? I mean, I doubt seeing a gold-farmer's address on a big pair of hoo-haas will make gamers go back on their word to earn their gold.

I mean, I seriously hope not.

Seriously guys.

Guys? Where are you going?

Guys?

*sigh* Dammit, good thing I'm quitting WoW for The Old Republic... hopefully they won't have too many "credit farmer" problems...

They wont. No one will want to waste their time doing it.

 

[quiet_samurai]

That would have been awesome and actually kind of brilliant, and i would totally do her.

 

[Fireyredmullet]

They don't exactly mention whether she MUST make porn in the next two years, now do they? half a million is more than enough to live on for that time period, maybe she could just wait two years and use some wrecking balm or something. good way to cheat the company...

 

[Radelaide]

Men are gross.

Sorry.

Did she do it so she would get the best spoils from the raids?

 

[zahr]

lol porn

I'll take some nice alternative hentai from /d/ any day of the week.

 

[Tharwen]

I find this hilarious, and I guess it could work.

The real question is, who didn't google her?

EDIT: Don't bother, it's not even worth it.

EDIT x2: Well that explains a lot then doesn't it?

I have a proxy on at school

 

[The Splage]

I don't really know what would have inspired someone to make such a joke like this, but you have to admit, for the absurdity of it, it's pretty convincing.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

This is funny as hell but does anyone really want to watch porn when there are adverts all over her tits?

I must ask, if this wasn't so male-directed, what would you think of it? Like on a guy... Somewhere.

It's equally, if not more stupid to have a tattoo on your junk. I don't think it would work too well either.

I think it would be awesome:

When idle, it reads "team"
When extended, it reads "http://www.escapistmagazine.com"

True, depending on the person not many people might see it and even if, the rapid movement might prevent clear reading, BUT it's one hell of an idea

Maybe you could have one of those Mad fold-ins. That would actually be awesome.

 

[KeyMaster45]

This is funny, but I'm very sad that the original article came from a New Orleans paper....let alone a paper in my state.

 

[MagicShroom]

Normally I'd look down on something like this but....... Best idea evar

 

[Tharwen]

I think it would be a much better idea to do WoW themed porno.

With the Troll "gold delivery boy" delivering to the Orcs hole.
Otherwise it wouldn't have the gold advertising in it

Theres l4d porn (I think, only seen stills), im sure theres WoW porn.

Um... is it hot?

That would totally depend on what your into.

I think the general "story line" is she gets raped by each of the special infected, (this is what ive read so any genuine fans can reveal themselves and say in more detail what happens.) The still I saw was her gettin wrapped around by a big smokers thing that turned out to be a penis.

So yeah... pretty fucking hot....

Search 'World of Whorecraft' in google.

 

[Lazzi]

They should have done it as a tramp stamp.

Hell I no a few girl that woudl do it for free...