Russian Porn Star Not Actually Selling WoW Gold With Her Boobs

[Mackinator]

What a terrible pity.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I don't care if its fake, this is journalism at its best.

Anyone else wanna nominate Funk for a Pulitzer?

QFT

I will second that motion. Funk has mad euphemism skills.
More on topic, funny how she isn't even a porn star at all. One hell of a publicity stunt. Definitely the funniest article I have seen in a while.

 

[nova18]

The pic is hypnotic.
I actually lost track of how long I had looked at it without blinking.

Which kinda proves that if they had placed an advertisement there, there would be a pretty big chance that I would end up buying some WoW gold.

 

[theultimateend]

A shame. She's ruining what looks like (to the porn-trained eye) a perfectly fine pair of hooters. Because, y'know, when I'm watching porn I totally want to be reminded that my Druid could really use a Traveler's Tundra Mammoth.

You have exceedingly low standards, my friend.

But I must admit - your mad euphemism skills cannot be denied.

I didn't say they looked stellar. They looked perfectly fine. Which they do

I'd hug them.

They look like they'd make great friends. Be a pair I could have a conversation with...

maybe play a game of Magic: The Gathering with.

Oh the good times.

To be honest id rather have a pair of large boobs shoved in my face with that url on it instead of those goddamn whispers all the time.

I hadn't thought of that. I'm all for the switch over.

 

[Syntax Error]

Right, all gamers are into porn featuring chicks.

Correction: all MMO gamers are into chicks and porn. Which might not be too far from the truth, considering how many mismatched-gender avatars there are (though there are games where job classes are gender-specific, so those games don't count).

 

[lwm3398]

but yeah apparently it's fake

I find this hilarious, and I guess it could work.

The real question is, who didn't google her?

psh not me >.>

nor did I.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

but yeah apparently it's fake

I find this hilarious, and I guess it could work.

The real question is, who didn't google her?

psh not me >.>

nor did I.

Hell, I still want to know her real name and see if I can.

One things for sure, if this girl wasn't a P. Star before, offers are gonna be thrown at her now.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Dear God, why have you abandoned this world?

 

[Halfbreed13]

Right, all gamers are into porn featuring chicks.

As opposed to monkeys?

 

[Pyro Paul]

you people acctually think that this is the first time a porn star has inked themselves with the adress of a website? a handful of women have inked the web addies of their own specific porn site or, places they consistantly have their porn posted, onto their bodies. as have a handful of males.


in any case... she has no 'porn' online...
so pics or it didn't happen!

not of the tatts... of the ta-ta.
how can you claim yourself a porn star while not acctually being in porn?

 

[similar.squirrel]

Mm. Shame about her face.

 

[crypt-creature]

But whatever, she got paid a whole lot and she can remove it after two years and it might attract more players.

Seeing as how removing a tattoo takes a good chunk of money and hurts like a son-of-a-***** (at times it can leave an ugly mark too), I find it all the more amusing.

If this whole thing is true, anyway.

 

[5stringedbandit]

I think it would be a much better idea to do WoW themed porno.

With the Troll "gold delivery boy" delivering to the Orcs hole.
Otherwise it wouldn't have the gold advertising in it

Theres l4d porn (I think, only seen stills), im sure theres WoW porn.

Um... is it hot?

That would totally depend on what your into.

I think the general "story line" is she gets raped by each of the special infected, (this is what ive read so any genuine fans can reveal themselves and say in more detail what happens.) The still I saw was her gettin wrapped around by a big smokers thing that turned out to be a penis.

So yeah... pretty fucking hot....

xD

 

[Kojiro ftt]

I'm not doubting this is bogus, but that "unnamed model" looks nothing like the Russian hooch. Not the same girl. Also, IAFD is for American released films only. So no surprise that he didn't find the Russian girl's name there. That was some shitty investigative work.

 

[Akira Pilot]

IDK about the porn star being real either. But for the sake a delusion of grandeur, *drools* I would like to suck on those
HIV infected gallon-o-milk, ultra-one-tubed-udders/big cocotatas. If i didn't smell the stench of bullshit!!!!!!! Well I suppose that the publicity stunt of a huge-knockered woman, who could a man's penis erect just by her rubbing them is one of the most marketable ideas that a company has ever come up with.
But why would a person who does not even exist in google, because it has a lot of pictures, would go out of their way to make porno with the reminder that the blood elf had a little "potion" to concoct, whilst he buys more gold in game to buy some gold from a site that might not have been visited. (But then how was she payed $500.000) We've got athene fucking running off his mouth as if his rants about the way he "poons" is something to give a fuck about while he bitches about RandyRun, and then this chick, who whose tits can cushion the fall of my fat ass is now in on it. Well like I said, she is more attractive than athene is, obviously, and she might get more sales than the rat who poons all the time.

I would like to know, why she does not exist on the database, other than the publicity stunt claim, and what company in their right mind, would spent their money to pay for gold? To answer the latter, most people are cashing in on this gold scheme.
But as for the girl even existing, well this aunt jemaima won't last long.

I'm not doubting this is bogus, but that "unnamed model" looks nothing like the Russian hooch. Not the same girl. Also, IAFD is for American released films only. So no surprise that he didn't find the Russian girl's name there. That was some shitty investigative work.

EDIT: I stand, momentarily corrected...

 

[Lexodus]

Spoiler: THIS is NOT jelly. This is JAM, and not everybody likes it with peanut butter. I, for one, think the combination is ghastly.

Spoiler: This IS jelly. Tell me it is *Jell-o* and I'll rip your testicles off.

OT: That's a shame. Boobs are fun (I do pity the poor girl, and her parents particularly, though).

 

[Lexodus]

I think it would be a much better idea to do WoW themed porno.

With the Troll "gold delivery boy" delivering to the Orcs hole.
Otherwise it wouldn't have the gold advertising in it

Theres l4d porn (I think, only seen stills), im sure theres WoW porn.

Um... is it hot?

That would totally depend on what your into.

I think the general "story line" is she gets raped by each of the special infected, (this is what ive read so any genuine fans can reveal themselves and say in more detail what happens.) The still I saw was her gettin wrapped around by a big smokers thing that turned out to be a penis.

So yeah... pretty fucking hot....

Oh, man. I watched a minute of that, half-disbelieving that it was real. Pretty lulzy, especially how small all the male actors were ;D

 

[Earthmonger]

The pic in the OP makes her look quite floppy. Meh, a turn off for me.

 

[Lexodus]

I can understand this being fake, but can we still see her boobs?

For sheer testicular fortitude alone, [/thread]