Saints Row 3 Dildo Smoothed Out in Japan

[Xan Krieger]

Fun fact: Hentai exists because while they can show female parts they forbid male parts and that's how tenticles got involved. Yes I am sick for knowing that.

Alternate Titles

The Phallus is strong in this one.

Japan frightened of huge American phallus.

You're So Vein

Japan: "Dildon't!"

A Genital Warning

Japanese Saint's Stand to Attention.

Wangs for the Memories.

Dildowned.

Vibrator? I Hardly Knew Her.

Japan Pull Off a Dick Move

This wins the entire thread

 

[Snake Plissken]

Is it just me or is that just a huge flesh-colored lightsaber?

I suppose it is, if you happen to have purple flesh...

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I think if they left the jiggle in it, they could have just taken off the balls and veins, colored it green and called it the Tentacle Bat or something. Not the same as the Dildo but tentacles is how they originally got around the law against showing that certain bit of the male anatomy.

 

[Aureliano]

The dong saber: an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Fun fact: Hentai exists because while they can show female parts they forbid male parts and that's how tenticles got involved. Yes I am sick for knowing that.

That's actually a pretty good argument against censorship

"Censorship created tentacle porn!" Best argument. Ever. Of all time.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The dong saber: an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

Not quite as clumsy and random as your custard gun.

 

[Something Amyss]

Huh?

I thought that the sex dating sim was big in Japan, why isn't some "veins" allowed on a RUBBER SWORD DIDLDO?

Their sex laws are really weird.

Just think, their kiddie porn and age of consent laws are younger than most of the users here. Possibly all.

"Kiddie porn? That's cool, but for God's sake, DON'T SHOW THE TIP!"

 

[DarkRyter]

Huh?

I thought that the sex dating sim was big in Japan, why isn't some "veins" allowed on a RUBBER SWORD DIDLDO?

Yeah, but the penis's are always blurred out with mosaics or covered with (often pointless) censor blocks.

 

[kenethovnorge]

Maybe it's, not censorship and just some normal localization they do for all dildos in japan...

 

[Carboncrown]

You know, I'm not too sure I'm happy about knowing that: "Well that's how they do it in Japan."

...and I'm immediately reminded of the joke: What if The Hulk was Japanese?

...damn you, Internet.

 

[oppp7]

Is there a way to censor it in the english version? My dad loves Saint's Row but I don't think he'd enjoy this joke...

 

[Corporal Yakob]

This, this from the country that brought us Rapelay and tenta-rape......

 

[ryo02]

Dude, Japan has no right to censor anything. Hell, look at this monstrosity. LOOK AT IT!

I .. uh ... wha?? ...... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT @_@?????

 

[Kopikatsu]

But...Japan has an annual penis festival where they celebrate the penis. I don't understand.

Spoiler

Also, I think my character will look exactly like that picture.

 

[mrm5561]

if that happened in america there would be riots in the street

 

[esperandote]

The strange thing about Japanese censorship is that your not allowed to show the entire sexual organ. It's quite amusing to see the pointless blurring and token bars in hentai.

That explains some wierd censorship i've seen in hentai. Actually it was a lot like the SR3 one, they erased the inner area of the pennises not the outline.

I'm amazed by the amount of pennises in this thread. Those japan pennis festival picks are freaky.

 

[Ipsen]

Dude, Japan has no right to censor anything. Hell, look at this monstrosity. LOOK AT IT!

This..is just...special.

 

[hallow eyes]

So they are ok with tentacle porn and borderline child molestation but giant purple dicks cross the line. Is there something you want to tell us japan?

 

[ResonanceSD]

Japan, if you don't have any idea what to censor, don't start off with the ridiculous shit.