Say something at the above Avatar's Funeral

[NerfedFalcon]

Right at the end, the seizure that killed him hopefully gave him enlightenment into his effect on other people around him.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Oh, Dante, we will miss you...

Wait, it isn't Dante? Ummm... is it Nero? That guy from Fate Stay Night?

WHO IS IT?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Wacko was totally wack, even to the very end. I will say that the last jump that he made that killed him, was totally wack!

 

[Teoes]

He got lost on a mountainside, but the rescue crews couldn't find his with his winter plumage. Tragic. :'(

 

[Auron225]

He/she/it had many defining features... such as... well, um... hmmm......

 

[Teoes]

(I'm at the wrong funeral..!)

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Is this like the first funeral hes ever had? Cause I could swear that this is like the tenth time that he has died.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Let this be a lesson to you: I throw out landmines in the garbage, so don't go digging through mine.

 

[Teoes]

Well, you won't be teaching any more lessons to people now that you're dead. Side note: people can't learn lessons when they're dead.

 

[Nouw]

Now we'll never know why he was shaking his head.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I had a feeling his obsession with fish would be the end of him, now he's been eaten by one, how ironic

 

[Barbas]

Bark.

Bark, bark bark bark. Arf, bark? *Sniff* Bark...bark bark.

Bark bark, bark...bark.

Bark.

Spoiler

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

He was such a good dog, why did he chase that ball in the middle of a busy street?

 

[Euryalus]

Dovahkiin Dovahkiin Naal ok Ziin Los Vahriin.

Wah dein Vokul Maaferaek ast vahl.

...Amen.

*bows head and meditates on Sovngarde*

 

[Teoes]

So the other Bastards finally snapped and took out the Fr0ggy one for being so Irish yet so American. It's a shame, but I can't say I didn't see it coming.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

His boss finally snapped and started killing all the useless fucks in the company that were wasting their time and not working. Needless to say, I do not have to remind you all that Teoes highly liked posting on the Escapist during working hours.

 

[DOOM GUY]

He was a good pokemon, had many friends, but he trained too hard, and like a candle in the wind, he burned out.

 

[Barbas]

He kept the Funk alive.