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[kailus13]

He was much beloved by the community for bringing christmas spirit and fabulousness. He will be mourned by dancing.

Everybody dance!

 

[Barbas]

After a long hiatus abroad, he returned to much fanfare, but like a mist he disappeared again as quickly as he came. He will be missed for his outstanding quiff.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

The wonderful days where he stood there and talked to random passer byes was one of his gifts to the world and then sadly, it all went breaking down......literally, he broke down into fractions and pieces.

 

[Barbas]

He ran too fast and forgot he had to stop before turning. All they found was a smoking disc on the wall. His spirit goes now to the land of sunlit running tracks.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

We have no idea what actually happened on the scene, he was just standing there one day and the next he was gone, like he just walked away from it or something. Either way, we shall miss him.

 

[Barbas]

He was arrested and shot for impersonating a famous waiter. This was a gross miscarriage of justice and we will seek vengeance.

 

[kailus13]

The pigeons, they just. They got too much for him! DAMN YOU PIGEONS!

 

[TheRiddler]

Doctor Horrible's death ray had some... unintended side effects. Namely ponyfication. And then death.

 

[Barbas]

Well, he was certainly one mysterious character. Who can say they really knew him? I'm improvising, by the way - look, these cards are literally blank.

I think he might have been a manifestation of Sheogorath.

 

[Neuromancer]

She lived as she died. Violently.

 

[Barbas]

Unless there's an actual body in that coffin, I don't think he really died.

 

[Neuromancer]

There is no bigger comfort, than to die while sleeping.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

He just couldn't stop laughing at that book, he laughed until his very last breath

 

[Neuromancer]

We unfortunately never found the head.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

"4 down. Four letters. "Basketball game ender." Like I know anything about basketball. Wait, Neuromancer is dead?"

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

He never got a head in life

 

[Clearwaters]

They always had the most uh... enchanting smile

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Who catered this thing? Ethiopian Express? Show some respect for the dead! Show some respect for my belly!

 

[Barbas]

Uh, Jesus died. I think we're pretty screwed, guys. I'll be in the bar.