The only question this raises is if the intelligent mice community will build a colony on Mars before the Humans, or if they go straight for Pluto.
Since the cells being transferred are already somewhat differentiated (they're "immature glial cells") they would be unlikely to revert to a form that could be involved in the reporductive pathways. Even if they were, they'd still be human cells, carrying human genetic code that would be completely incompatible with murine reproductive cells from the other prospective parent. No super-smart hybrid species creation going on here...!Brian Tams said:What would happen if we added brain cells to a mouse fe-
*angrily rips up post* You win this round, ninja!immortalfrieza said:Now that I think about it thougbh, what would happen if these stem cells were injected at some point during a mouse's fetal development?.
Hilarious.lSHaDoW-FoXl said:Now if only we were to test this on the scientists then we could save those mice a lot of suffering. Or republicans, I guess that works too.
Why Planet of the Apes? This is The Secret of Nimh happening for real! This is LITERALLY the same! Best keep a close eye on farmers with abnormally large electricity bills.Fanghawk said:Science: Injecting Human Cells Into Mice Brains Makes Them Smarter
That said, Goldman has decided not to conduct this research on monkeys, presumably to avoid a full-blown <a href=Study: Mice Become Smarter with Human Glial Cells Injected into Their Brains>Planet of the Apes scenario.
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Looks like I made someone angry. Except, anti-vivisectionists and animal rights terrorists have some legitimate justification for their anger, or are you completely blind to the actual suffering that goes on completely unwarranted? I provide a better solution, and one with a more dumber, selfish, and downright vile population that legitimately deserves it. The fact that you even bother to list some people down as a response kind of makes my point. There clearly do exist some people that we can use as opposed to animals. And facetious nature aside, what comes to my mind are criminals. Not robbers and muggers, but the I mean ones that are legitimately guilty of downright heinous crimes - Sociopaths that commit murder because it gives them a legitimate thrill. I win. Saying that it's cruel to test on these people just acknowledges my point on the inhumanity of animal testing, and saying that it isn't provides an alternative to it.Ark of the Covetor said:Hilarious.lSHaDoW-FoXl said:Now if only we were to test this on the scientists then we could save those mice a lot of suffering. Or republicans, I guess that works too.
Personally I'd be happy to end animal testing for good; we should just round up anti-vaxxers, anti-vivisectionists, animal rights terrorists etc and conduct trials on them, then everyone's happy - their precious animals are no longer being "abused by the evil humanocentric scientific-industrial complex, maaaaaan", the general public are still kept safe from debilitating diseases, and scientists don't have to listen to their vacant bitching any more. Win, win, win.
I think it's already been done, I can't imagine why else gamers would keep pre-ordering DLC.Rex Dark said:So, can we make humans dumber by injecting mouse cells?
Unfortunately, they're the uninformed control group, not the experimental test subjects. You see, the whole thing was conducted with the control group, the uncontrolled group, and the experimental group. The control group never uses the internet to find out about product value, the uncontrolled group DOES surf the web for information, and the experimental group defends Ubisoft and EA from the rest of the internet.ObserverStatus said:I think it's already been done, I can't imagine why else gamers would keep pre-ordering DLC.Rex Dark said:So, can we make humans dumber by injecting mouse cells?
I wonder if that's even possible though? Don't cephalopods use a "distributed intelligence network" instead of our own centralized one? I seem to remember hearing about each of their arms having a mind of its own as it were.IamLEAM1983 said:Considering how curious octopi and cuttlefish tend to be, just imagine what you'd get if you added a level of sapience that'd be comparable to a human's...
Cephalopod marine researchers. That'd be an awesome sci-fi treatment right there, like a post-Planet of the Apes setup where pessimism is exchanged for a more positive outlook on things.
dolphins, unlike their depictions in the media, are actually huge assholes in real life, so that would be a bad ideaXsjadoblayde said:Dolphins. Can we do them next? They may learn to communicate more efficiently with us so we can form a beautiful alliance while they share knowledge of the sea with us, we share knowledge of the land with them.
...I can dream at least.
The important thing to keep in mind here is that we shouldnt do this experiment on creatures with opposable thumbs. That will be our downfall!
And then we realize they are bunch of dicksXsjadoblayde said:Dolphins. Can we do them next? They may learn to communicate more efficiently with us so we can form a beautiful alliance while they share knowledge of the sea with us, we share knowledge of the land with them.
Alliance. HAH. Invasion more like. Can you actually imagine humans ALLYING with dolphins? General Whatever: "But they're FISH!"Xsjadoblayde said:Dolphins. Can we do them next? They may learn to communicate more efficiently with us so we can form a beautiful alliance while they share knowledge of the sea with us, we share knowledge of the land with them.
...I can dream at least.
The important thing to keep in mind here is that we shouldnt do this experiment on creatures with opposable thumbs. That will be our downfall!