The_Waspman said:
ascorbius said:
-major snippage-
Don't worry mate, I'm not serious on this - far too old for that. It is an interesting thought experiment though.
No silicone heaven? Where would all the calculators go?
Something else that bugs me about this idea is just... what about all the seemingly pointless shit? Like Jedward, Spiders, and Masturbation? Why would anyone (or anything) create a simulation with these things in them?
Dont get me wrong, if I'm going to look at this discussion seriously, I will readily admit, that from a biological perspective, then yes, all we are are programs. We are vessels run by our genetic and memetic programming, and there is no real point to existance outside of that.
But to consider that everything,
everything is inside a technological system that has been artifically constructed? No, I just cant buy that. Because... Chaos.
God damn it science, I love you, but sometimes you're so obsessed with finding the answers you dont realise you're gazing into the abyss!
Not just our genetic and mimetic programming, our atomic makeup too... We are as much in control of ourselves as a ball rolling down a hill.
However, if I have your analysis right, We cannot be in a simulation because - What kind of diseased mind would create a simulation which simulates Jedward...? A fair point, I cannot comprehend such sickness - although one should never underestimate a bored programmer.
Can't take up that much run-time though can they? The vapid pair of hair on legs that they are? It could be argued that there can't be a God because... Jedward.

Why would he bother? Imagine! He made Jedward in his own image?! All those cathedrals got their windows wrong for a start.
Spiders are part of the ecosystem and are just as useful in the world as we are so it makes sense to simulate them, along with flies, bacteria etc.
Masturbation.. well, that's just a side effect of an action which is beneficial to a species so it brings pleasure to ensure the creature does it as much as possible coupled with the intelligence and curiosity to realize an individual can achieve it without actually achieving it. All based on impulses which are triggered by electrical and chemical reactions - all of which can be simulated.
Just because something seems pointless, doesn't actually mean that it is, just that we don't know the reason for it yet.
We can already simulate a cat's brain in a supercomputer... erm maybe not http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/11/darpas-simulated-cat-brain-project-a-scam-top-neuroscientist/