Scientists Train Computer to Understand "That's What She Said" Jokes

[Conn1496]

Me and that Computer would have some good times.

That's what she said.

 

[Conn1496]

Quoting the guy above the guy above me...
"Dirty" version? Have you ever tried to screw around with it?

That's what she said.

 

[Fade2Moo]

Me and that Computer would have some good times.

That's what she said

 

[DirkRhyolite]

Something tells me that future historians will look back on this project as the first significant step toward artificial intelligence.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

Ahahahaha! That's so many kinds of brilliant, right there.
Kudos to those guys.

 

[Fade2Moo]

*takes off glasses* Mother of god....
...What has science done?

That's what she said

 

[AtheistAndProud]

Cleverbot made a "That's what she said" joke to me a while back.
I guess that's what happens when you leave an AI around the interwebz for too long.

 

[Deschamps]

If Zach Weiner has heard about this, I'm sure he's very happy.

 

[Grond Strong]

I don't want my computer insulting my mother. Although putting this program into a friend's computer might be mildly hilarious.

 

[Pat8u]

Seriously? This is what scientists are doing with their time?

Where's the cure for cancer? And more importantly WHERE'S MY FUCKING PORTAL GUN???

these are computer scienetists not medical ones

 

[Pat8u]

Why...?

why not?

 

[Ren3004]

*looks at last sentence*

IT'S A ROBOT!!! THEY'RE HERE!!! I TOLD YOU ALL ALONG!!!

 

[thiosk]

Basically, its CAPTCHA for humor.

Awesome machine learning demonstrations abound, but these are all quite labor intensive.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Seriously? This is what scientists are doing with their time?

Where's the cure for cancer? And more importantly WHERE'S MY FUCKING PORTAL GUN???

these are computer scienetists not medical ones

There's only one type of scientist that matters... PORTAL SCIENTISTS!

 

[pejhmon]

Seriously? This is what scientists are doing with their time?

Where's the cure for cancer? And more importantly WHERE'S MY FUCKING PORTAL GUN???

Nuff said.

...how would she wear a shirt? She doesn't have shoulders.

Blu-tac the shirt to chest.

She also doesn't have a chest.

The central stick is *technically* a chest

 

[Ima842]

Next: they must understand sarcasm, and make funny remarks like: "I saw your internet history, your parents must be very disappointed of you" or something like that.