Scientists Train Computer to Understand "That's What She Said" Jokes

[AtheistAndProud]

Cleverbot made a "That's what she said" joke to me a while back.
I guess that's what happens when you leave an AI around the interwebz for too long.

 

[Deschamps]

If Zach Weiner has heard about this, I'm sure he's very happy.

 

[Grond Strong]

I don't want my computer insulting my mother. Although putting this program into a friend's computer might be mildly hilarious.

 

[Pat8u]

Seriously? This is what scientists are doing with their time?

Where's the cure for cancer? And more importantly WHERE'S MY FUCKING PORTAL GUN???

these are computer scienetists not medical ones

 

[Pat8u]

Why...?

why not?

 

[Ren3004]

*looks at last sentence*

IT'S A ROBOT!!! THEY'RE HERE!!! I TOLD YOU ALL ALONG!!!

 

[thiosk]

Basically, its CAPTCHA for humor.

Awesome machine learning demonstrations abound, but these are all quite labor intensive.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Seriously? This is what scientists are doing with their time?

Where's the cure for cancer? And more importantly WHERE'S MY FUCKING PORTAL GUN???

these are computer scienetists not medical ones

There's only one type of scientist that matters... PORTAL SCIENTISTS!

 

[pejhmon]

Seriously? This is what scientists are doing with their time?

Where's the cure for cancer? And more importantly WHERE'S MY FUCKING PORTAL GUN???

Nuff said.

...how would she wear a shirt? She doesn't have shoulders.

Blu-tac the shirt to chest.

She also doesn't have a chest.

The central stick is *technically* a chest

 

[Ima842]

Next: they must understand sarcasm, and make funny remarks like: "I saw your internet history, your parents must be very disappointed of you" or something like that.

 

[vxicepickxv]

I guess this is what happens when you look for easy funding.

 

[King Toasty]

*takes off glasses* Mother of god....
...What has science done?

That's what she said

Oh god, they have you already.

 

[Scabadus]

Fantastic, now the computers can kill all of mankind just for laughs. They don't even have to do it for logical fallacies anymore.

 

[Bloodstain]

Wow, that is awesome. Think of the possibilities! Analyzing long texts and speeches for all kinds of things.

 

[toothofymir]

In Soviet Russia, Joke gets Computer!

 

[Sougo]

Skynet does not need a sense of humor to fight humanity.

Its bad enough the robots will win, but they're gonna be laughing while winning too?

*Pictures robot that looks like Charlie Sheen with a chainsaw screaming WINNNING!*

Perhaps its time Honda taught the Asimo robot how to teabag people, to complete the suffering.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I don't know if I should be terrified or thinking that this is awesome. Honestly I don't know if I want our future overlords to be able to make jokes, but I think as long as I can still say "that's what she said" while they are taking over, I'm ok with that.

 

[Catalyst6]

Here's science for you. Because we don't work by consciously setting out on a broad goal. No, we sit back and say "Hey, guys, what if we made the computer do this? Can we do that"?

Good times.

 

[Fade2Moo]

Seriously? This is what scientists are doing with their time?

Where's the cure for cancer? And more importantly WHERE'S MY FUCKING PORTAL GUN???

Nuff said.

...how would she wear a shirt? She doesn't have shoulders.

Blu-tac the shirt to chest.

She also doesn't have a chest.

The central stick is *technically* a chest

Flat chested teehee

 

[Nouw]

That is hilarious, good work Science!