Second Chinese Teen Killed in Internet Rehab

Ldude893

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I hear news like this almost everyday. Heck, I live in Hong Kong. There's no other place where you can hear the human rights atrocities coming from China so conveniently.
 

Not G. Ivingname

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GrimTuesday said:
Luftwaffles said:
"Rejoice! For your son is cured!!!!!!"
"Looks pretty dead to me...."
"Potayto potahto"


Well played ser, well played.
China: Curing the illness by killing the patient since 2000 BC

OT: Has China really figured out that maybe spending time on the internet isn't nearly as bad as having the desire beaten out of you? Come on guys.
 

ReaperzXIII

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Genius 1: We beat him to death! How do we explain it?!
Genius 2: Sunburn!
Genius 1: But how does that explain anything?
Genius 2: The sun is related to Chuck Norris!
Genius 1: You always have the best ideas!

I can only imagine their explaination if they shot someone: he got hit by a leaf! Next China is going to go to war and their excuse for all the deaths will be: It was like that when we got here.

Bravo China, bravo, if there was someone deciding whether or not there was hope for the human race, he just said no and it is all your fault.
 

Apocalypse Tank

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Am I the only one who was impressed that the mother used "you will study IT there" as a lure?
The kid wanted to study information technology...
 

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Well, well.
China has never been one for decent treatment of, well, anyone ever.
Me: Oh hi have you heard of a little thing called HUMAN RIGHTS?
China: H-u-m-a-n R-r-r-i-g-h-t-s? what is this thing you speak of herp derp? :/
 

C95J

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What!?

This is something I would expect to see in the news a decade ago, not today, what is China playing at. Those people should be put in jail for murder! How could you murder someone because you were told to and paid? Last I heard this wasn't Nazi Germany...
 

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CJackson95 said:
What!?

This is something I would expect to see in the news a decade ago, not today, what is China playing at. Those people should be put in jail for murder! How could you murder someone because you were told to and paid? Last I heard this wasn't Nazi Germany...
They didn't kill him...it was the sun!
 

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This is so much better than letting those kids ruin their lives by playing on the internet.
 

Formica Archonis

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Tom Goldman said:
in her words, he was "afraid of hardship...
Well, he got to experience it first-hand as he was beaten to death.

Mom of the year.

FargoDog said:
Ah yes, sunstroke. The old killer. Seriously, China? You could at least have come up with something better, like he had been mauled by a panda.
No worries, they'll just firewall searches on "sunstroke" and call it a day.

FargoDog said:
In all seriousness, this is genuinely disturbing. And my dad wants me to do some work in China next year. Christ.
Really? The Chinese owners of the company where I work keep interning their nephews and whatnot in part so they're working somewhere not-China.
 

xXAsherahXx

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Oh china, you and the way you are the worst country on earth. With all the pollution in the world, terrible laws, and the way you discourage every type of human unlike what you perceive to be the Aryan race.

I don't hate the Chinese, just the government of china. I just want to make that clear.
 

C95J

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Traun said:
CJackson95 said:
What!?

This is something I would expect to see in the news a decade ago, not today, what is China playing at. Those people should be put in jail for murder! How could you murder someone because you were told to and paid? Last I heard this wasn't Nazi Germany...
They didn't kill him...it was the sun!
Ay, the sun is a mean *****.

And throws rocks...
 

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Luftwaffles said:
"Rejoice! For your son is cured!!!!!!"
"Looks pretty dead to me...."
"Potayto potahto"
Thanks for larf. Needed it after reading something so disturbing.

OT: You can't force people crippled with anxiety's to go from 1 to 99, it doesn't work because they're fighting a losing battle with out proper treatment. Usually a psychologist or a hypnotist can solve these types of problems, takes a year or more though.