Sell the user above you!

[Not G. Ivingname]

Do to the power of double posts advanced cloning technology, I am selling MYSELF! Yes get [[REDACTED], the most [data removed by the FBI], [data removed by the KGB], and [data [removed by SCP] of all time!

Bidding begins at [REDACTED].

 

[Teoes]

It's Wacko! If you can catch him, you can keep him.

 

[Teoes]

Never before have I seen such workmanship as is found in this Tormentor. "Artisan" does not do it justice! £3,000 and I may as well give you my trousers and my daughter, because you're just robbing me. £4,000 and all you are doing is breaking my balls.

 

[kailus13]

Come get a Tizzy! Seriously, look at him, he's adorable! Why am I selling him again?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Kailus, the newest beer out of Nigeria! Comes in 13 pack.

 

[Teoes]

You want quantity over quality? Have I got the Redlin for you!

£5.00

 

[kailus13]

Do you want to hide your face? Consult the expert in never showing his face. Get a Teoes today!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Kailus 13 is the new, essential face lifting cream product on the market. When its done doing its magic, you won't even recognize the person you see in the mirror!

 

[Teoes]

Look at that Forum Inferno badge. That right there, ladies and gentlemen, is why you need a Redlin5 to take home today!

 

[kailus13]

Look at that badge selection, you know he has taste! Can't decide on which badges to display? Get a Teoes today!

Captch: stay tuned Yes captcha, there are plenty more offers awaiting in this thread!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Kailus13 is the new brand of jeans on the market. GET THEM BEFORE ANYONE ELSE HAS A PAIR AND FEEL SUPERIOR!

 

[Teoes]

You know and I know that Redlin is just all over the place. I'm selling him so cheap I'm damned near paying you for the pleasure. Thruppence. Go.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Look at this man and how fast he can headbang! This is the power of headbanging! It's the future of electricity, all you need to do is hook up this mans head to a generator and let the headbanging commence. 5 Headbangs have enough power to charge a whole city for 25 years!

 

[Neuromancer]

It's... it's a freaking Zigzagoon. Why the hell are you contemplating about buying a freaking Zigzagoon? Stop wasting my time and buy the freaking Zigzagoon. Name him Ziggy or something and make him a star of a band or something. Just buy the FREAKING ZIGZAGOON!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Now this guy, he's got the look of someone that is going to change your life forever, for better or worse I dont know. But I can definitely tell you that he is going to change your life!

 

[Teoes]

I'll take 5 of whatever currency you wish to give me. This little bugger bit me for the last time and I'm damned if I'm keeping him any longer.

 

[kailus13]

We don't know what he looks like and neither do you! Mystery Teoes, now for sale!

 

[Able Seacat]

At an amazing offer you can buy kailus13! A gentlemen who can create tea through the means of science!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

For this one time only offer, you can own your very own Able Seacat, only for £5, hurry while stocks last

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

It's a Kitsune Hunter, now I have no idea what that is but I can sure tell ye that it is quite efficient in hunting...whatever it is that it is hunting.