Half the price of a Non-dirty Cop! A little bleach and iron wool in the corneas and it's good as new.....ish.
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[HEADING=1]Dirty Cop James funs[/HEADING]
What, you're not whipping out your wallet yet? Let me break this up for you.
Dirty Cop - You just know he's going to be badass when he's gritty and a cop.
James - Nobody named James has ever been a wimp.
funs - He knows how to have a good time.
Take him home today and begin your long, sordid love affair.
[sub][sub][sub]Warning: Supervillains may target you for the rest of your life now.[/sub][/sub][/sub]
What, you're not whipping out your wallet yet? Let me break this up for you.
Dirty Cop - You just know he's going to be badass when he's gritty and a cop.
James - Nobody named James has ever been a wimp.
funs - He knows how to have a good time.
Take him home today and begin your long, sordid love affair.
[sub][sub][sub]Warning: Supervillains may target you for the rest of your life now.[/sub][/sub][/sub]
One premium Dodgeboyuk up for grabs! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity ladies and gentlemen! Look at those fiery wings of doom, you just cannot find better quality outside of Lucifer's domain!
We all have our Good Cop and our Bad Cop, but the new Cop that you never knew you wanted: The Dirty Cop (James funs)! He will do all the things that neither your Good Cop nor your Bad Cop will do, including, but not limited to, ████ ████, ████ ███, ████, ███████ ██, ████ █████, ██████-█████, ███████████████████████████████████, and more!
Only $200 an hour!
Only $200 an hour!
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~He's fun!
~He's fun!
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At the low, low cost of 500$. [small]And your soul.[/small]
At the low, low cost of 500$. [small]And your soul.[/small]
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Regardless of whether you answered the above questions or not, you definitely want a TizzytheTormentor. All for the cost of a single lifetime's supply of fish.
Boasting realistic features, a removable hat, and kung fu grip. SirDerpy is the ultimate in playtime technology.
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For just twenty easy payments of $29.99, this one of a kind collectors item can be yours! With our severely limited stock you're doing yourself a disservice in not purchasing right now!!
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Illegal in one hundred countries - so you know they're good. Buy your very own Dirty Cop James funs now for the nominal fee of $53.99. Batteries not included. Does not emit radiation, ignore that Geiger counter.