Send Justin Bieber to North Korea

[The Singularity]

To all the naysayers: you are aware that this is the country that took two American reporters hostage, right? The same country that keeps launching ICBMs into international waters, despite passive threats from global superpowers?

Do you really think they'd pass up the opportunity to have an American celebrity on their soil? Can you imagine what kind of opportunities for leverage that would give them?

They wouldn't want him there? Kiss my ass. Send the Ellen Paige lookalike and pray for the worst.

EDIT: It's also worth noting that the majority of people that harbor ill intentions towards celebrities aren't jealous, or spiteful of the fact that they represent something other than themselves. Most of aforementioned people are simply disgusted with the amount of celebrity worship that goes on in America, where people are treated like royalty and are generally held above the law (see: special sentences and incarceration facilities for celebrities committing crimes that would land a nobody in a federal penitentiary) simply because they appear in our entertainment. I personally want these assholes held to the same standards as everyone else, but since America is full of people with lives so empty that they work themselves to death while obsessing over people that have next to no impact on their lives, it's not likely to change. Hence, why I'm happy to jump on the sabotage bandwagon.

Hit that right on the head. I agree, the main reason I hate Justin Bieber is because of all of the worship. However I also really don't think they will let him go to NK. 4chan is pretty funny despite the fact their all horribly obese porn addicts!

 

[zHellas]

I think Bieber is like Freddy Kruger, if we stop paying attention to him and not care, he will lose his power and fade into nothingness, though his "Nothingness" may be a drug-fueled fall from grace followed by a long porn career... it's worth a shot.

Justin Bieber, former teen pop-sensation, starring in: Boy Bitches 5: The Sluttening!

Now showing at your local porno-theatre.

Gotta take a moment to acknowledge the lulz I got from this post, Thank you good sir may your following years be wonderfull.

As do yours, Fusoiya. As do yours...

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Me and a friend are planning to sacrifice Bieber to satan in return for the Rev. We want you back Jimmy...
Anyways, anyone who wants to help us is welcome to.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

While I barely know of this guy's existence, I am fully in favour of making his life a living hell. Why? Well, I detest people, and the knowledge that a ton of other humans will have slightly less enjoyable days because this twit is miserable makes me happy.
Ok, now that we got that out of the way, let's talk North Korea; We really should have picked a country that is actually feasible, but still a living hell. Somewhere in the middle east, or Sudan (sorry, genocide=evil, I know...). Still, it's hilarious that N. Korea actually won...

 

[knight steel]

Me and a friend are planning to sacrifice Bieber to satan in return for the Rev. We want you back Jimmy...
Anyways, anyone who wants to help us is welcome to.

Depends what kind of sacrifice are we talking about........... i hope it involves knifes..............i like knifes.

 

[Enigmers]

It's also worth noting that the majority of people that harbor ill intentions towards celebrities aren't jealous, or spiteful of the fact that they represent something other than themselves. Most of aforementioned people are simply disgusted with the amount of celebrity worship that goes on in America, where people are treated like royalty and are generally held above the law (see: special sentences and incarceration facilities for celebrities committing crimes that would land a nobody in a federal penitentiary) simply because they appear in our entertainment. I personally want these assholes held to the same standards as everyone else, but since America is full of people with lives so empty that they work themselves to death while obsessing over people that have next to no impact on their lives, it's not likely to change.

This is a beautiful post right here. I will never understand the paparazzi, how they get paid to stalk and take pictures of ordinary people. I'll never understand the massive obsession over a televised sports game. It really, really boils my blood when I go to the grocery store and see all those magazines about SCANDALOUS THINGS THESE CELEBRITIES ARE DOING! OH BOY LOOK AT THAT, ONE OF THEM IS PREGNANT! ONE OF THEM IS CREATING ON ANOTHER! ONE OF THEM HAS A BEARD! OH MY DEARY ME!

I find it amusing that Justin Bibbity is voted to go to North Korea, but I think they should have picked a country few people have heard of, like Tajikstan or something.

I'd also like to see what the Germans think of the guy who doesn't know what German means.

 

[teutonicman]

This is the third thread I've seen of this recently. Enough. North Korea won't even allow him to tour there anyway. You should learn to fact check.

Well aren't you a fun killer......

 

[Con Carne]

He probably thinks that "North Korea" aren't words that we use here in the states as well.

 

[Plurralbles]

To all the naysayers: you are aware that this is the country that took two American reporters hostage, right? The same country that keeps launching ICBMs into international waters, despite passive threats from global superpowers?

Do you really think they'd pass up the opportunity to have an American celebrity on their soil? Can you imagine what kind of opportunities for leverage that would give them?

They wouldn't want him there? Kiss my ass. Send the Ellen Paige lookalike and pray for the worst.

Personally, I think that is the most retarded thing I"ve heard on this forum today.

Reporters are a lot different than a person famous befroe their kidnapping. Bieber will never go to NK. People of NK weren't even allowed to watch the world cup other than the heavily edited games that NK won. Kim will not allow his young female citizens to become fans of this canadian douche.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

The axeman snippeth.

Really? Because I've heard very few ideas more "retarded" than that of a power-crazed nation-state turning down the opportunity to take such an influential hostage. I highly doubt a tour would even happen; something more along the lines of mandatory detainment would happen as soon as he set foot on their soil. They'd come up with some crazy-ass reason to keep him there, and it would be such an extremely high-profile incident that it would give ol' Kim a hell of a bargaining chip.

Maybe put a little more thought into something before you accuse it of being "retarded", yes?

 

[ResiEvalJohn]

Do they still have those constipation camps in Germany? We should send him there!

 

[voetballeeuw]

that's hilarious. All the crap they've been doing.

 

[HTID Raver]

haha despite everything bad i hear about 4chan, they do some pretty awesome stuff lol

take that kid to korea and let us never hear of him again!!!

 

[Blind Sight]

I'd like to note that I myself voted for Saudi Arabia, but it was a tough call between that, Kosovo and Myanmar.

 

[Asturiel]

I am disappointed in the lack of ocean states I just made up on that list.

OT: I voted for North Korea, on the offchance the little guy gets slapped in the face with reality.

 

[tthor]

Maybe I missed the train...but who is Justin Beiber and why do people care about him so much?

Everyone hates him because he has the sheer balls to write songs for people that aren't us. Get with the times man, everyone knows that our opinion is the only valid one ever. That's why showing kids on youtube 'shock porn' in place of the videos is 'funny' and not 'the kind of shit that, were it literally any other situation, we'd be calling for the perpetrator to be tortured and killed for'.

Yay, Bastion of intelligence!

that is the problem with the majority of the people on this site (partially including myself), we tend to think like our own opinion is the only right opinion, and anyone who doesn't think like us is a moron.

 

[angus steak]

I say we skip deciding which country to send him to a send him and all his fans to the surface of mercury, then once they've exploded from the intense heat like a roach in a microwave we delete this and any other posts about him burn all his posters and make his name anethema so that any who speak it ever again shall perish in firey burning agony.

Thus will he be completely erased from the history of humanity and I wont ever have to think about this ever again.

oh and by the way about all those posts on whether or not NK would let beiber go there.
A.) he would go there and of course be detained by their government.
AND B.) No one would care except the news stations because hes JUSTIN FREAKING BEIBER.

 

[Judgement101]

Forbiden words: 4chan, keep up the good work

 

[Littlee300]

Me and a friend are planning to sacrifice Bieber to satan in return for the Rev. We want you back Jimmy...
Anyways, anyone who wants to help us is welcome to.

The devil is going to have another tool of torture if we give him Justin Bieber, you know...
I just kidding but seriously A lot of people hate America, so North Korea will probably hate Justin Bieber. I hope this doesn't turn out into a disaster.