Send Justin Bieber to North Korea

[Evil the White]

Should have sent him to Germany

I lol'd. *high fives*

 

[Nihilism_Is_Bliss]

Sigh...I hate it when i can't help but respect 4chan...

 

[Elemental]

Should have sent him to Germany

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

My, my, my... it appears we are gaining traction.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/10506482.stm

Yeah, that link is exactly what it looks like.

EDIT: How's that taste, skeptics?

 

[FolkLikePanda]

To all the naysayers: you are aware that this is the country that took two American reporters hostage, right? The same country that keeps launching ICBMs into international waters, despite passive threats from global superpowers?

Do you really think they'd pass up the opportunity to have an American celebrity on their soil? Can you imagine what kind of opportunities for leverage that would give them?

They wouldn't want him there? Kiss my ass. Send the Ellen Paige lookalike and pray for the worst.

EDIT: It's also worth noting that the majority of people that harbor ill intentions towards celebrities aren't jealous, or spiteful of the fact that they represent something other than themselves. Most of aforementioned people are simply disgusted with the amount of celebrity worship that goes on in America, where people are treated like royalty and are generally held above the law (see: special sentences and incarceration facilities for celebrities committing crimes that would land a nobody in a federal penitentiary) simply because they appear in our entertainment. I personally want these assholes held to the same standards as everyone else, but since America is full of people with lives so empty that they work themselves to death while obsessing over people that have next to no impact on their lives, it's not likely to change. Hence, why I'm happy to jump on the sabotage bandwagon.

One problem about the North Korean being Anti-American bit, he's Canadian =P

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

i think here would be a more suitable place

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

One problem about the North Korean being Anti-American bit, he's Canadian =P

I'm aware of this. Fortunately, it's irrelevant, as North Korea sees itself as being enemies of the entire rest of the world.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

One problem about the North Korean being Anti-American bit, he's Canadian =P

I'm aware of this. Fortunately, it's irrelevant, as North Korea sees itself as being enemies of the entire rest of the world.

For some reason I could imagine Serj in your avatar saying that to me with face and finger

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Should have sent him to Germany

This took me a minute...

care to elaborate I don't get it tbh :<

In an interview in New Zealand he didn't know what Germany was.

May I say
DUMBASS!
That's just... I... how the fuck is he alive he can't have enough brain cells to live.

 

[OmegaXIII]

This is why i love 4chan

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Sigh...I hate it when i can't help but respect 4chan...

Same, only 4chan can have my respect and my fear/hate at the same time.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

One problem about the North Korean being Anti-American bit, he's Canadian =P

I'm aware of this. Fortunately, it's irrelevant, as North Korea sees itself as being enemies of the entire rest of the world.

For some reason I could imagine Serj in your avatar saying that to me with face and finger

I've never wanted to hear anything more than the words you just said.

 

[Ickorus]

I think the person who wrote that article was pure awesome just for this bit:

It is not known if Kim Jong-il is a fan of Justin Bieber's music

 

[FolkLikePanda]

One problem about the North Korean being Anti-American bit, he's Canadian =P

I'm aware of this. Fortunately, it's irrelevant, as North Korea sees itself as being enemies of the entire rest of the world.

For some reason I could imagine Serj in your avatar saying that to me with face and finger

I've never wanted to hear anything more than the words you just said.

And you won't, except for that. And that. And you get the point.

 

[playinthedark]

And here I was thinking the US wanted to AVOID war with NK...

Actually no, its a good idea. Hopefully NK will strap him to an awesome rocket and shoot it into the sun.

 

[HK_01]

Should have sent him to Germany

Why? Just asking.

 

[GuerrillaClock]

I seem to remember Somalia being high up the voting too. They'll probably just go for the 2nd placed country, but meh. The sentiment is nice, not something I can say about 4chan very often.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Me and a friend are planning to sacrifice Bieber to satan in return for the Rev. We want you back Jimmy...
Anyways, anyone who wants to help us is welcome to.

The devil is going to have another tool of torture if we give him Justin Bieber, you know...
I just kidding but seriously A lot of people hate America, so North Korea will probably hate Justin Bieber. I hope this doesn't turn out into a disaster.

Ooh yes plenty of knives. Probably of the aztec sharpened stone dagger variety.

 

[Irridium]

Should have sent him to Germany

This took me a minute...

care to elaborate I don't get it tbh :<

In an interview in New Zealand he didn't know what Germany was.

May I say
DUMBASS!
That's just... I... how the fuck is he alive he can't have enough brain cells to live.

At first I kind of sympathized with him, since the interviewer did have a mildly hard to understand accent, but he looked at the card and saw the word.

He has no excuse.