o did i bawl when i read that XDAnd how is this supposed to sell videogames, anyway? All I can think about is that Serena Williams looks like she could crack walnuts with her butt.
It's sexy that fails at being sexy and succeeds in being hilariously ironic.For.I.Am.Mad said:I don't see what's wrong with this ad. You save Serena Williams, the number 1 ratings grabber in tennis, sexing it up to sell a tennis game. It knows what it's doing and doesn't shy away from it. At least it's a sexy ad that succeeds in being sexy unlike funny game ads that fail at being funny. Bite the bullet and see what happens.
Yeah, the stick-in-the-mud nerds won't like it, you have a big scary black women doing things in a videogame ad. Hell no.
Well this is precisely the point, in any sexual encounter between myself and Serena I can only imagine she'd be the one bumming me; I certainly couldn't get it up outside of medical assistance.Zhukov said:HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAhahahaahaaahaaaaa....
I just can't get angry about something that funny.
Not sure what everyone in here has against Serena Williams though. I guess you're all just scared of physically fit black women who could probably bench press you.
I will when you learn to spell "yourself" and use proper capitalization.HentMas said:keep your "racist" claims to yourselve.
A black person as a Monkey? Now whos the racist one again?John Marcone said:Besides. Ms Kournikova is the hottest female tennis star. Everyone knows that.
I'll have to disagree still sir. Still not racist after calling her a monkey? Racial slur against black people.John Marcone said:Still you. You are after all the one who decided that any insults against her were clearly about her skin colour.ToonLink said:A black person as a Monkey? Now whos the racist one again?John Marcone said:Besides. Ms Kournikova is the hottest female tennis star. Everyone knows that.
Anna Kournikov is NOT hot at all. She looks anorexic. If she walked in this room right now, naked, I wouldnt give her a second look. Serena Williams has curves, she has a figure, shes not built like a fucking 2x4.
Plus, I am not to blame for her looking like a shaved gorilla. I did not make her. If you view a honest comparison as racist then that is once again, you projecting your racism onto others.
Anyway I will agree. She is not built like a 2x4. She is built like Mike Tyson with implants.
Ok, dude, this is the second time you called her an ape woman or a gorilla. It needs to stop.John Marcone said:Um, most single straight males would stick their dick in a plug hole if it had a bit of hair around it. Or they were drunk... Does not make it attractive.s0m3th1ng said:Please, every single straight male in this thread would bone her given the chance.
Yes, quite a few guys would bang the ape woman. But how many would admit it to their friends afterwards?
ToonLink said:I'll have to disagree still sir. Still not racist after calling her a monkey? Racial slur against black people.John Marcone said:Still you. You are after all the one who decided that any insults against her were clearly about her skin colour.ToonLink said:A black person as a Monkey? Now whos the racist one again?John Marcone said:Besides. Ms Kournikova is the hottest female tennis star. Everyone knows that.
Anna Kournikov is NOT hot at all. She looks anorexic. If she walked in this room right now, naked, I wouldnt give her a second look. Serena Williams has curves, she has a figure, shes not built like a fucking 2x4.
Plus, I am not to blame for her looking like a shaved gorilla. I did not make her. If you view a honest comparison as racist then that is once again, you projecting your racism onto others.
Anyway I will agree. She is not built like a 2x4. She is built like Mike Tyson with implants.
And it annoys me sometimes that this site is populated with some closed minded people that are afraid of a woman that could make them the ***** in the bedroom.
And as for her muscles, shes PHYSICALLY FIT. I bet if you put down the donuts and potato chips and hit the tredmill you'd actually have some muscles too skippy.
EDIT: The sheer joy that I get from ignoring idiots is beyond comparison.
Although I dont find SW neither astoundingly overly attractive NOR unnattractive (as another poster said, I'd hit it, twice, and would probably enjoy the prospect of a third); I do believe that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. If they arent attracted to the voluptuous black women that is fine. I'd have to agree with you though, she is not manly (dont know where they got that, but whatever), and yeah some comments were taking it too far, but what did you expect on the internet?ToonLink said:The racism of you people never ceases to astound me.
Serena Williams is the sexiest tennis star on the face of the planet.
Just because she not some 95 lb bean pole white girl she has to be "manly" or "ugly"?
Grow up guys.
The holi-than-thou tone that you use in your replies contrasts the racial insensitivity that you share with many posters who have tried to express their distaste with the word choices of your responses. Please do tread lightly John Marcone.John Marcone said:Lots of things are racial slurs towards something. Apparently "spade" can be used as a racial slur against black people. But if a dude walks up with a stick thin body and a wide ass square head so he looks like a spade then its not a racial slur to say what he looks like regardless of his skin colour.ToonLink said:*snip*
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. George W Bush looks like a monkey. Neither of them have anything to do with race.
And I would not know about black people being called monkeys. I do not indulge in racial slurs.
Now if you want to be racist then that is your choice sir. You just need to accept that you are projecting your racist viewpoint onto others. To most of us, skin colour is not even a factor as to whether someone is ugly or not. I am just sad that you clearly do put such a high importance on such a trivial aspect of a person.
Not exactly helping, no. But I have to admit, I'd rather that my imaginary kids saw that than something where people are stabbed, shot or blown up.I know you're not responsible for leading the industry's charge to legitimacy and maybe it's all tongue-in-cheek and sure, nobody gets stabbed or shot or blown up, but come on! This is not helping!