Serial Killer 81: Post Apocalypse Survival (Cycle 4: Killer has been executed! SK 81 is over!)
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Yeah I was wondering why something felt a bit different about your name as well.Fat Hippo said:
I kinda thought the Jack the Ripper thing was running kind of stale for me after a particularly boring class regarding socio-cultural phenomenons and thought may as well update to something I don't seem to be getting sick of any time soon. So I just lifted a nickname from that one chapter in Watchmen and here we are.gritch said:
Well I for one am certainly looking forward to a fun adventure of eating mutant rats and roaches!
[HEADING=2]Roles have been assigned! Check your inboxes! Cycle 1 Begins![/HEADING]
Killer, Medic, and Lawyer may now act.
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Killer, Medic, and Lawyer may now act.
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You share intently across the alien land outside your vault as the others begin to gather their bearings behind you. You survey it carefully. It doesn't seem to even remotely resemble the landscape that you left behind to enter the vault. Or maybe you just forgot how the outside looked in that time?
A loud noise echoes from still within the vault. Curious, you decide go back and quickly investigate. You soon discover a loose porno magazine in one of the back halls.
Oh no...
No one would willingly part with such a treasure. You're alarmed to find not just the one but several more as you track down the source of the sound. At last you come to its source...
A loud noise echoes from still within the vault. Curious, you decide go back and quickly investigate. You soon discover a loose porno magazine in one of the back halls.
Oh no...
No one would willingly part with such a treasure. You're alarmed to find not just the one but several more as you track down the source of the sound. At last you come to its source...
Vanilla porn! What the hell, did the Apocalypse happen and ruin all the freaky stuff!?!?
*looks outside
...oh, right. The world did end and I just heard a horror movie "go investigate it and you probably won't be murdered in a gruesome way" noise.
*looks outside
...oh, right. The world did end and I just heard a horror movie "go investigate it and you probably won't be murdered in a gruesome way" noise.
I'd be willing to bet that most of the people who were able to survive an apocalypse event would be into the freakiest stuff. Bring on the leather boyscout uniforms and animal heads. One post and this scenario is already losing authenticity *tsk tsk*tippy2k2 said:
I think Caramel needs to die just for posting thisCaramel Frappe said:Was going to post a Mass Effect: Andromeda GIF to express how I felt about the match starting until I came across this.
Six months previously.
(A portal opens)
A figure steps out, a giant Triceratops with a rocket launcher on its back and it's Flesh rotting. "Good thing I managed to fix my teleportation technology before stupid snake lich ***** found out about my plans." It said with a smirk "Now I can finally be alo..." He then looked around noticing everyone that was looking at him "You must be here to escape the fallout."
"...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
And That's the story of how I've been trapped here for six months And the worst part THIS FUCKER [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] doesn't appreciate my awesome "what's up" joke. But as long as this doesn't turn it into another serial killer plot I think I'll be fine. I just have to wait for my teleportation technology to finish recharging. Just a little bit more time.
(A portal opens)
A figure steps out, a giant Triceratops with a rocket launcher on its back and it's Flesh rotting. "Good thing I managed to fix my teleportation technology before stupid snake lich ***** found out about my plans." It said with a smirk "Now I can finally be alo..." He then looked around noticing everyone that was looking at him "You must be here to escape the fallout."
"...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
And That's the story of how I've been trapped here for six months And the worst part THIS FUCKER [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] doesn't appreciate my awesome "what's up" joke. But as long as this doesn't turn it into another serial killer plot I think I'll be fine. I just have to wait for my teleportation technology to finish recharging. Just a little bit more time.
Is that an actual line from the game? even if it's paraphrasing a line I think that just gave me a tumor.Caramel Frappe said:Was going to post a Mass Effect: Andromeda GIF to express how I felt about the match starting until I came across this.
Blinking into the blinding sunlight of the surface world you had only ever dreamed of, in the distance you see the outline of a giant humanoid figure making it's way towards you.
A new challenger appears!
It's a giant freakin' robot!
Loudspeakers blaring it yells the following:
A new challenger appears!
It's a giant freakin' robot!
Loudspeakers blaring it yells the following:
And with that the giant robot trudges off through the bleak wasteland back to wherever it came from.Viral Wolf said:
Lettuce execute the giant robotWary Wolf said:Blinking into the blinding sunlight of the surface world you had only ever dreamed of, in the distance you see the outline of a giant humanoid figure making it's way towards you.
A new challenger appears!
It's a giant freakin' robot!
Loudspeakers blaring it yells the following:
And with that the giant robot trudges off through the bleak wasteland back to wherever it came from.Viral Wolf said:
So does nobody want this other porn? It seems I mispacked my bag and let me tell you, fellas, it's been a rough 6 months.
Oh it was close to bursting out around the time I hit the 110 hours mark in Inquisition and realized I had so horribly sent 70 USD down the drain on the worst piece of shit that 2014 could have ever shit out. Andromeda was just the bell tolling for my care for BioWare's RPG style now.Caramel Frappe said:
I've had 2 people attempt to join the game after role assignments had already begun. Rather than excluding them I've decided to award both [user]Truly British[/user] and [user]Wary Wolf[/user] the titles of NPC.
Basically both will still be able to vote for which scenario the survivors undertake and join in the general discussion. They will not be able to vote for executions nor can they be selected as target of other role abilities. Neither of them have any more information about players' roles than a standard player.
I may enlist their help in drafting up scenarios for future cycles but I will still manage all administrative duties (receiving PMs, announcing deaths, and whatnot).
Basically both will still be able to vote for which scenario the survivors undertake and join in the general discussion. They will not be able to vote for executions nor can they be selected as target of other role abilities. Neither of them have any more information about players' roles than a standard player.
I may enlist their help in drafting up scenarios for future cycles but I will still manage all administrative duties (receiving PMs, announcing deaths, and whatnot).