Serial Killer Round 3

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sky14kemea

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... Congrats on your 2000th post? D:

Poor hope.

And Don't be scared Quad! I cleaned it all up now :0
 

hopeneverdies

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sky14kemea said:
... Congrats on your 2000th post? D:
I'm not as talkative as most people here, so getting to 2000 in less than a year is an accomplishment. Ignore the join date, I didn't start really posting until February.
 

sky14kemea

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hopeneverdies said:
sky14kemea said:
... Congrats on your 2000th post? D:
I'm not as talkative as most people here, so getting to 2000 in less than a year is an accomplishment. Ignore the join date, I didn't start really posting until February.
Same, I didn't really start posting properly until September-y time I think xD
 

sage42

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I know how you feel hope. I'm not nearly as talkative as I should be really, I try to get at least one post per page though if only to let people know I'm still alive.
 

sky14kemea

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Fair point.

You can tell newbies about it when they join! :D

"Welcome to the Escapist kid! Choose your psots wisely, my 2000th one was my death! D:"

etc etc. Okay, I will post the votes up here:

Serial Killer votes:

Berethond ||
hopeneverdies |||
Sage42 |
Quad08 ||
Metric Monkey |
 

rhyno435

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Ok, sorry I haven't been on much this week. Been busy with Christmas and my birthday.

Anyways, I guess I don't need to vote because Hope has already been executed, or do I now that eTuners has been killed?

I'm so confused...

EDIT: I'm wondering if all the people who joined are still with us. Some don't seem to have posted for the last few pages.
 

prinxess

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rhyno435 said:
Ok, sorry I haven't been on much this week. Been busy with Christmas and my birthday.

Anyways, I guess I don't need to vote because Hope has already been executed, or do I now that eTuners has been killed?

I'm so confused...

EDIT: I'm wondering if all the people who joined are still with us. Some don't seem to have posted for the last few pages.
*Crawls in back window*

My computer had a virus when this started so I couldn't take part, that's all, but I'll be back for round 4... *Runs away whilst making swish noises*
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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[HEADING=2]RIP[/HEADING]
I gave a stretch and ran a hand through my hair, squinting from the sunlight let in by the blinds. I sluggishly got out of bed, going to get changed then starting towards the stairs. A noise came from downstairs, it sounded like the TV blaring from the living room.
Aw damn, I must've left it on last night...
I got to the top of the stairs, listening for a moment when-*THWACK*
A violent strike felt across the back my head and a trickle of blood ran down my face. My hand rushed to the back of my head and I tried to turn before I was face to face with a familiar.
"Y-you...?!"
It smiled before grabbing my shoulders and shoving me towards the stairs. I lost my footing on the top step and fell back. My body struck against the stairs, leaving blood-stained marks on the hard steps.
I hit the hardwood flooring in the living room in a bloody mess. I tried to crawl away as it's heavy footsteps started after mer, my broken legs holding me back.
I...I can't die like this...I won't die like this...
I reached for my lucky knife in my leg holster but as I drew it out, a heavy boot stepped down on my hand, kicking the knife away. I yelled out in pain and anger, while it casually walked over to the TV and turned it off before standing over me for a few minutes. Cruel laughter followed.
"Why, damn it! Why would you do this?!"
It said nothing, pacing, watching me curse and demand and try to crawl. I eventually just gave up, closing my eyes for a few minutes from the pain when suddenly the blade went across my neck.
I bled to death within a few minutes while I watched them walk out, closing the door behind themm.
 

rhyno435

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Poor Vaudeville. I have homework to do, so I don't have time to make a rhyming eulogy.
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Sucks that you died.
Have fun in Heaven.
RIP.
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Time to vote.
 

sage42

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Vaudeville: may you rest in peace. Sorry but I just got up not long ago and I'm still tired so this is all you get.
 

Pm0n3y

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Vee?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Oh wait, she's in Heaven now! Sweet! Now it won't be so boring up here!!
 

sky14kemea

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So who hasn't voted yet? :0

If you've forgotten whether or not you've voted. Just ask me and I'll have a looksies.
 

hopeneverdies

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In Death's House

Aw, please can I have your job for a few days? I'll run all of your errands for you and you can just hang out here.

For the last time kid, NO! Now get out of my house or so help me, I will kill you.

But I'm already dead, and I'm not leaving until you let me.

Argh! That's it kid.

Death runs towards me, but I slip a very heavy fruitcake in front of his foot.

"Oh dear, it looks like you have broken your leg, guess that means I should do your job for you."

"Fine kid, you beat me, grab my cloak and scythe and start harvesting souls."

"Thanks Death, I owe ya."

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For the next week, for all of the things that go wrong in your deaths, blame me. And try to make your ends as unfortunate as possible.
 

sage42

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I was sitting in he dark playing one of the few horror games I actually liked when there was a sudden knock at the door. "Gah! Damn it." I said jumping "Come in." I called looking only for a sec to see who it was. "Hey guys, can any of you find out this puzzle I'm stu-" was all I said when I felt something hard hit the back of my head. I woke up tied to a chair with the two talking amongst them selves.

"I don't know. What if he isn't the guy?"

"Oh this, is the guy. Ya hear that? No more killing for you!" The other said kicking me.

"Ow damn it you have the wrong guy!"

"See I told you we had the wrong guy!"

"He's just trying to get out of it. You won't be killing anymore." He said pointing a gun at me. My last thought as I heard the shot was you guys suck

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Yup you guys choose the wrong guy, so now another one of you wi;; die for that mistake. *maniacal laughter*