Serial Killer Round 3

[hopeneverdies]

In Death's cloak I travelled to sage's home. I peered invisibly through the doorway and decided to work some of my power on his game. An unsolvable puzzle to distract him. I heard some voices from outside. "Why not let them in?" I whispered.
All of the doors to sage's room, minus his room were opened conveniently. The pair thought nothing of it.

With my work for the day finished, I flitted out the door after the commotion with sage's soul. "Heads, you go to Heaven, tails not so much.

"Please, HND, I'd like to go to Heaven. Please take me."

"Well what do you know boy, you got your wish." Let me dispose of the body.

And with a quick slice of my ill-gotten scythe, his body and all traces of the shooting had vanished, and the puzzle, solvable.

 

[TheSentinel]

Meanwhile, In Heaven...

Wait, so I challenge Jesus to a marathon Ping-Pong game, and by the time I come back Hope is the Grim Reaper? What else did I miss?

And yes, I am in Heaven even though I am not dead. Me and Jesus are cool like that.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Sentinel, I could very easily change that, so I'd advise you to get back down to Earth ASAP.

 

[ravensshade]

i'm beginning to think my name is suspicious..

 

[sage42]

Uh I got executed and am now enjoying my return to heaven. That's about it Sentinel.

 

[Quad08]

It was a dark and stormy night

The rain pattered loudly against the windows of the old mansion, as a young man enjoyed a cup of hot chocolate, sipping it as he played his new copy of Pokemon: Platinum.

Out of the shadows behind his chair, a figure rose up a blade in there hand...

In a flash the killer struck the man in the chest, a killing blow!

The man collapsed to the floor, gasping his last breath

"No...gotta...catch em...al-"

 

[TheSentinel]

"Aww. Sorry, Jesus, I gotta go."

*teleports back to Earth, but ends up clipped into a wall.*

"Well, this is strange."

 

[hopeneverdies]

Wait is Quad dead?

Oh dear Sentinel, what will ever do with you? I can get you out of this, but if I do it wrong you'll end up like Assassin Asha.

Who?

One armed alien who lost his right arm teleporting partially into a wall. Now, this won't hurt a bit, I hope.

*Brandishes scythe which mysteriously glows blue.

Hi-ya!

A beam of intense blue light strikes the causing it to break apart and Sentinel escapes, no harm done, well except for his middle finger, that was where the beam ended.

 

[rhyno435]

Wait... Quad, are you dead?

And Sage, you would just let two random people into your house at night without even looking at them, even when you knew there was a chance of you being executed?

Maybe Death had affected your judgement.

Speaking of death, pretty creative Hope, adds some spice to the game we thought we knew everything about...[small]Or something like that.[/small]

 

[sage42]

No that's how I really am. They were people I knew so I let them in being the nice guy I am. I wasn't expecting them to kill me because I didn't know I was a target.

 

[Lothae]

*Waves quickly at MacDonalds in Launceston (look it up ) before hitting the road again on 40-min battery laptop*.

[small]That's waving on the laptop, not hitting the road on it >.>[/small]

 

[Quad08]

Yes...I am dead

 

[hopeneverdies]

I crept unseen towards Quad's mansion and onto his roof. I opened one of the third story windows and left a ladder propped up on the side to reach it. Leaving a can of paint and a quick dash of paint fumes would make it seem like a painter had been there and forgot his things.

I crawled through the entrance I had made for his guest. A steak knife from a previous influencing still lay within the inner pocket of my cloak would be the perfect weapon. I lit lights that lead towards the kitchen and put the knife in full view along side some uneaten leftovers to not seem suspicious. More lights were lit that would lead to the sitting room.

Through sheer force of will, I created a storm that only hovered above the victim's home but would seem like it stretched for miles when looking out from inside the mansion.

The hot chocolate was a cinch to perform. A simple sleeping pill would cause him to lose focus and be caught unawares. However I was nice enough to leave a copy of Pokemon Platinum. Better to die happy.

The killer was intelligent enough to read my clues and did his job and did it well.

----
"So Quad, how was the hot chocolate?"
"It was (yawn) delic..."
"Aw, he fell asleep. Heads, Heaven;Tails, Hell."
*Coin toss
"The Devil is going to be a very lonely man tonight, best take you to your friends immediately."

 

[Neonbob]

Alrighty then...
I'm gonna try and get control here again

So, rather than sending in guesses for who the killer is, all the people who are still alive should send me a number from 0-100.
EVERYONE still alive is valid.
Aaaaaaand GO!

 

[Neonbob]

Mkay. It's been about a day, so I'm calling the winner.
They know who they are, so PM me with your next pair of names.
Dun dun duuuuun

 

[Smagmuck_]

In Heaven

Hey guys what'd I miss?

 

[hopeneverdies]

A ton of people have died, sky was temporary GM, nothing much. Oh I forgot, I'm Death.

In fact, executing me was the worst choice EVAR! Seeing as I'm the one setting up the murders for the killer/executioners.

In Death's home

Hey man, your job so far has been pretty easy to handle, I managed to take care of some personal business. Now, as soon as I finish and your leg is healed, you get your job back.

Anyway, how's it feel to be off duty?

Well, I can watch TV whenever I want, don't have to be up all hours of the night, it's pretty nice, but boring.

You know, the next time I die, I can do this again. Is that all right?

As long as you don't break my leg again.

Sure.

 

[sage42]

In Haven

Well I was executed. So I get to enjoy the JIB again.

 

[sky14kemea]

Well hey, Smagmuck is back :0

And I'm not suspended anymore!

 

[TheSentinel]

The night is cold.

No, wait, all my deaths started that way...

I got it!

The day was warm.[small]yeah, that's good[/small]

The plane was steady. No turbulence. Not high enough up, most likely. It was a small plane. Not like a 747 or something, just a small plane you go parachuting in. Which is exactly what I was doing. The instructor signaled to me. The others goaded me on. He told me to "Jump Goddammit!" So I did. I was falling. Fast. Getting close to the ground, I pull the ripcord, and nothing. Just a note. "Ha Ha, I Took Your Parachute." Sneaky sonsofbitches. Thinking fast, I pull the cord for the auxiliary chute. It opens. Thank god, they was stupid enough to leave the auxiliary chute in tact. I land safely on the ground, but when I do, a car pulls up, the driver rolls down the window, and shoots me in the head.

Sonsofbitches.