Serial Killer Round 33! Under New, but not at all different, management! All wrapped up

[Link_to_Future]

@Schizzy: I wouldn't doubt it if it was a Facebook game. It would probably be the saddest and loneliest game on the planet though.

So yeah...just like a Facebook game.

@element: Sounds like they aren't playing to be nice. They're playing to destroy us out of sheer waiting induced apathy.

Good strategy. Boring as hell for the people who are actually active though. o.o

 

[Jak23]

No, not Elementsoul! *washes bloody butchers knife*... What! I was actually using it to butcher chickens!
*Sent vote*

 

[NeoAC]

@Link: It does work though. I mean yeah, when I won my round, I took out a couple of the really slow people, but having Chrome and One Seven One still around at the end when they weren't getting their votes in was very helpful, especially considering I had the strings pulled on the other two remaining players.

 

[Schizzy]

*Tackles Jak*

I've got a killer! String him up!

 

[Jak23]

@schizzy Zombie chickens! Attack!

 

[SkyeNeko]

@Jak: bahahahaha that is hilArious

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

@Jak: *Comes out of the ground* Did somebody say zombie?

 

[Link_to_Future]

@GNPZK: We don't like your kind around here.

*pulls out Phoenix Down*

 

[Schizzy]

*Throws rosemary, salt and pepper at zombie chicken*

*Kicks distracted zombie chicken into nearby oven*

*Sets temperature at 200ºC for an hour 20 minutes*

*Stomps Gypsy back into the grave*

*DING!*

Chicken anyone?

 

[Jak23]

@schizzy, Note to self: Next time, zombify a more ferocious animal...
Velocizombie!

Now I just need a time machine...

 

[Schizzy]

@Jak: Now look what you've done. You've gone and scared everyone off with that pic of yours. Now go to your room, young man!

 

[War Penguin]

@Jak: Not as good as the chicken. <_<

Oh, and vote sent.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@everyone: Execute Jak! He's a necromancer and different and should be feared! >.>

 

[SkyeNeko]

@Jak: the pic is totally fake man. everyone knows velociraptors dont have saggy skin. and they have more teeth. psh.

 

[Jak23]

@Link Perhaps you forget who resurrected you into ghost form Link! Maybe it's time I show you, I can also do the opposite...

 

[Schizzy]

*Attempts to lynch Jak before votes have been tallied*

*Stabs Jak*

*Knife bounces off*

Sorry guys. I tried. Turns out I can't lynch people out of turn.

 

[elementsoul]

@Schizzy Maybe not but there is something else that can be done. *takes a leap through the clouds from the JIB and elbow drops Jak23 well into the Earth's crust.*

I'll likely get my death up Saturday night or Sunday morning EST.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

@Jak: Welcome to the underground!

 

[Schizzy]

*Fills hole with cement*

 

[j1-2themax]

*starts playing The Rock's theme music*