Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[Malyc]

@Skye: I have a similar problem... Well, it comes in fine, but it takes half of forever just to reach a quarter inch long. Went 3 months without shaving for deer season, it didn't even make a half inch.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Beards: I've saved my life with my beard, once.

>.>

 

[Nouw]

@Mortis: You are now obligated to tell us your story xD.

 

[SkyeNeko]

@Malyc: i see. *blames genetics*
@mortis: indeed. tell us this story.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Nouw: Gladly. It's all in my autobiography...

*holds up a stack of blank printing paper*

...which has yet to be written.

 

[Nouw]

@Mortis: Why not start now? In the life of Mortis Nuncius...

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: WELL GET TO IT, BUCKOW!!!

Just kidding, take your time

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Nouw: Well, there's a start.

*grabs a quill pen and an ink bottle*

*dips the tip of the pen into the ink bottle, then proceeds to write*

In the life of Morti...

*gets distracted by a flake of dust, slowly floating to the ground*

@Malyc: I could write faster if I wanted to! I just don't want to...

*denies denial*

>.>

 

[InsomniJack]

@Malyc So, that 20% of clean skin is the difference between a beard and a moustache?

What a depressing age we live in...

 

[staika]

@Beards: It seems we get back to these things when I am gone.
Also....

@Skye: Aren't you a girl? It would be pretty hard to grow a beard then XD

 

[Jak23]

Don't you hate it when you leave Escapist for 2 hours, then come back to 4 new pages?...

 

[Malyc]

@Insomni: Wait, there was more facial hair there?

huh, didn't notice... probably cause it was black and white.

 

[staika]

@Jak: I know, for once in my life I've had a life for the past few days......... It frightens me >.>

 

[Nouw]

@staika: You had a life? *sprays holy internet water.*

 

[staika]

@Nouw: Yes hurry save me before I become tainted with the.................. outside world.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Spoiler: WHY DO I HAVE THIS STUCK IN MY HEAD!?!?!

 

[staika]

@Link: Because it has been demanded that it be so, at least it's nothing like the song that I can't keep listening to >.>

 

[Nouw]

@Link: I like the Team Four Star version better .

 

[staika]

Wow the march madness brackets take forever to fill out. But now I have a use for the twitter account I made a long time ago.........now to just figure out how to use it.

 

[SkyeNeko]

@staika: indeed xD having 2 X chromosomes doent heavily favor the growth of facial hair

@Link: DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?!?