Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[Loremaster P]

@Link: Indeed we were, trying to think of a suiting suicide for a casket maker at the present.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Lore: After Steke's untimely execution, you suddenly decided that you were very tired and needed a nap. Since your apartment is being fumigated, you had to make due with sleeping in one of your caskets. You decided to close the lid since the sun was so bright outside that it was giving you a headache.

You suffocate. Your caskets are so well made that not even air was able to penetrate your wooden tomb.

Something like that? XP

 

[Loremaster P]

@Link: Not a bad idea, i'll keep thinking on it, seems i got atleast an hour or so before it should be up.

 

[sky14kemea]

@staika: @Beren: Loving the new avatar xD

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@sky what about Jak?
@Jak that's a very nice new avatar.

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby, @Jam: Now guys, cmon, we don't need y'all to associate me with MLP. Its bad for business.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal I was going to ask if you could take my appendix out it 10 seconds flat, but if you're going to be like that... *hands staiklone scalpel, lies down*

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: See? Bad for business!

*goes to corner, reads up on how pinkie-pie makes cupcakes*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal you ain't doing that! Cupcakes are baked goods, and I'm the baker! *bakes cupcakes while staiklone attempts to perform an appendectomy*

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: I think u missed the reference...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal I did? Where!? *looks around*
@tent after checking the username thread, this is your name now.
You know who you are!

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: Google MLP Cupcakes. Read the story. It confirms the theory that everything cute is really evil.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal okay 1. I made a vow to my dying mentor never to read MLP fanfics and
2. The hell is evil about Fluttershy?

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: Shes cute! Everything cute secretly has plans to destroy the world.

>.>
<.<

[sub][sub]they're everywhere[/sub][/sub]

 

[staika]

@sky: It is an interesting avatar, but all I did was resize it.

 

[Jak23]

@Trilby: Thanks! I've been going through a retro phase recently.
@Malyc: Jam watches MLP? I'm sorry jam! I wouldn't have eaten you, had I known!
EDIT: 500 posts!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak cool. also, HOW COULD YOU EAT JAM! *le tear*

 

[Malyc]

@Jak: I meant Jak... I was on a kindle at the time, so it proly auto corrected it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal Jak ate HIMSELF!?

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: If he was hungry enough, he might...