Serial Killer Round 47: It's Over!

Redlin5_v1legacy

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[sub][sub][sub]My desperate appeal for sheets in Thugs failed completely. v.v[/sub][/sub][/sub]

I have voted. Commence the shenanigans!
 

War Penguin

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[color=black]Announcement: The votes have been received! Check your inboxes![/color]
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@Sky: Emoticon: :mad:

Threat: You have made an unwise choice to test the power of a top of the line assassination droid such as myself. Consider yourself lucky for I will deal with you later.
 

RaNDM G

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@War: You may be an HK-series assassin droid, buy you're no giant robot.

Chicks dig giant robots.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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The party was going ahead no matter what. Who gave a shit if there was a murderer on the loose. This was Murderville!! It happened all the time.

The meal had been prepared carefully outside. A good old fashioned BBQ cookout. I was even supplying the beer.

You, my friends, supplied the poison.

It was only after I had finished my steak that I realized something was wrong. They were all staring at me with anticipation.

"No.... no..... It wasn't me! It wasn't..."

I slid sideways out of my seat, shivering violently. You all left one by one, passing me. Some with smirks, others with silent shame. The back gate slammed and I was alone on the grass. Staring up at a darkening sky, I marveled at my naivety.

"I knew the rent was too good to b...e... tru....."

It was the end of my party. For good.

[sub][sub]Just a quick blurt, seeing as I had no role whatsoever in this game. <.>[/sub][/sub]
 

War Penguin

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[color=black]Confirmation: Once again, and innocent meatbag, [user]Redlin5[/user], has been wrongly executed. I will never understand the habits of the average organic and its uncivilized thirst for bloodshed.[/color]
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@RaNDM G: Chide: Oh please. The Megas unit lacks much of the finesse that even an Astromech series droid could accomplish. The Megas unit incorporates the most brutish and neanderthal of methods of executing a target. The HK series conversely, much like the unit you see before you, uses very complex and intricate planning to wipe out the target properly, wiping out all of it's surrounding protection to strike fear in to the target, then finally putting it out of its pitiful misery. All while merely using an Arotech Sniper Rifle with a tri-light scope. Doing more with less.
 

RaNDM G

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@War:
Go on about software all you want. You're not winning this argument.

@Link: Megas vs. Giant? I dunno man, close call.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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@RaNDM G: I made it just as you asked! You just decided you wanted Medium Rare AFTER everything was made.

Jerk.
 

War Penguin

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Conjecture: It's been two days since I last contacted the victim. I was hoping that this would be enough time to at least announce his death himself, but that does not seem to be the case. Perhaps he is what you meatbags call "AFK."

Conclusion: No matter, it is time I announce his death and let this game continue. The wait has gone far too long.

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@RaNDM G: Confeesion: As much as of a lesser unit that it is, that show was far more than spectacular. *Sigh* Oh, it was like Clerks and every Japanese monster movie rolled into one...
 

Schizzy

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Well, that's one way to catch the killer.

I mean, who needs specialised roles. There's nothing a good ol' random lynching can't solve!