Serial Killer Round 47: It's Over!

[Nouw]

@Schizzy: Wrote @Nouw at first >.>. Yup, I am indeed crazy.

 

[RaNDM G]

An exceptionally long wait later...

 

[War Penguin]

@RaNDM G: Statement: I have received the necessary amount of votes and the executed has been notified. Give it one more day and I'm certain that we will get an announcement from the victim.

 

[RaNDM G]

@War: Can do. I'll be waiting on the edge of my seat for this.

 

[Schizzy]

Any chance that something will happen before I get too old to type on the keyboard? :|

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Schizzy: So...in the next 10 minutes? Probably not. :O

/disrepectingelders

 

[RaNDM G]

 

[War Penguin]

@Link: Commentary: You commented on the age of the organic well. You may be one of the few meatbags that I like.

@Schizzy: Statement: It's been two days since I last contacted the victim. I suppose it's time to announce his death.

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[color=black]Announcement: [user]razer17[/user] has been executed. And you guessed it, he was not the killer. Now for the REAL killer to strike![/color]

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[Schizzy]

@Link: *Fills blunderbuss with gravel from the walkway to his home.*

Run, young punk. Run.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@TehOldCat: Ooooh! A battle!

*pulls out crossbow with dynamite arrows*

Things have been so boring around here. Let's spice it up. ^_^

Spoiler: In these parts, violence is a need.

 

[Schizzy]

*Fires blunderbuss at Link*

@YoungPup: Eat rocks, whippersnapper!

 

[RaNDM G]

@Schizzy: How do you think you'll hurt him with ghost gravel?

 

[Schizzy]

@RaNDM: What made you think I loaded ghost gravel into my ghost blunderbuss?

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

*Falls down dead*

Looks like I was murdered

*Shrugs*

I'll have a death up later.

 

[War Penguin]

@MortifiedPenguin: Commentary: Well... it's an announcement, I will give you that.

[HEADING=2]

[color=black]Confirmation: That's right, [user]MortifiedPenguin[/user] has been murdered! So now it's time to vote! And get it right this time![/color]

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[Link_to_Future]

*is scattergunned by ghost gravel*

@FossilFeline: Well played, dead one. But I know the weakness of the old.

*fires dynamite, blows up Schizzy's lawn*

 

[Schizzy]

:O

@MongrelThing: My lawn! My beautiful, beautiful, weed flower patch!

*Loads blunderbuss with rabid penguins*

*Fires blunderbuss, which throws Schizzy flat on his back*

 

[KrimsonNekros]

*Floats about awaiting the next round only to get blasted by rabid penguins.*

What the heck Schizzy!?

 

[Schizzy]

@Krimson: You know what they say... don't get in the way of rabid penguins.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Krimson: He's right. I remember that one time I spent a month in the deep South.

*shudders*

They mistook their own young for squid. So much death...

On the bright side, it's really gonna kick-start my directing slash screenwriting career.

I'm writing and directing a drama called Red Down based on the horrific events of the Mass-Antarctic-cre of 2013.

The hardest part is trying to squeeze George Clooney into an infant's penguin costume. The baby oil just isn't enough...