Serial Killer Round 60: Mansion of Eternity (Game over!!!! Lost Soul's victory!!!!)

[username sucks]

Spoiler: A Viking Funeral

If he fought with honor, I may have stood a chance. But as it is, I will never roam the mortal world again.

This killer had been among us for too long, and so I sought to lure him in and end this madness with the blade of my axe. I issued a challenge of single combat to whoever had been murdering my shield-brothers and sisters, and awaited his arrival on a nearby hill, out of view of all the others.

After hours of waiting, a figure approached. "You there, murderer! What is your weapon of choice?" I called out. However, my answer was not in the form of words, but in a bullet that pierced my skull before I had time to react.

Now my soul will linger in this hell forever, never to reach Valhalla...

I really haven't been feeling this round, so my apologies if my death seems a little rushed. It kind of was.

 

[Elfgore]

[HEADING=1]username sucks has been swindled a glorious death![/HEADING]

Vote and avenge him!

 

[Fractral]

There are five of us left? Well shit.
Might it be worth organizing voting for the last few turns we have? Who do we consider to be the most suspicious of those still alive? Here's a list, for anyone interested. I can't be arsed to go back and confirm it but I think FPLOON and I have been the only suspects who've been posting at least semi-frequently.

Suspects:
Deserteagleye
Fractral
FPLOON
Diablo1099

Innocent:
NeoAC

 

[FPLOON]

@Fractral: First off, glad I don't have to keep going back to Page 9 to look at the [updated] suspect list before I vote...

Second off, unless the Killer wants to take a shot at "evening" out the suspect list "stage twelve"-style, he should not focus on both me and Fractral, for example, if you don't want another "non-voter" to die again...

Third off... uh... I don't have a third... (I thought I did, but I forgot...)

 

[Elfgore]

[HEADING=1]A man be dead!!!![/HEADING]

The question is, was it the right man?

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Spoiler: Aw shit...

"100...200...300..." Diablo mused to himself as he counted his earnings, by which I mean the contents of the wallets he had swiped all during the game.
To ensure his own safety, he locked himself in the basement, a chair pinned against the door in order to prevent anyone from getting inside.
After all, he always led his forces better from the shadows and if the Killer was to come after him, he had a few tools he could use down here in order to fight him/her off.
And so what if everyone else thought he was the killer, they had to find him first.

*Bang! Bang!*

He froze for a moment as someone began to bang on the door as angry grumbles could be heard, prompting him to look up from his earnings for a moment.
Shrugging it off, he went back to counting his money, least until the door was finally pounded down, causing the realization that they had actually found where he was hiding.
Springing into action, he quickly grabbed a fire ax before shouting "Hey, Now wait, I can explain guys...", figuring that they were going to be annoyed about all the money he stole.
That was soon cut short by a gunshot going though his arm, pain surging into his body as he dropped the ax.
"AHHH! WHAT THE HELL!? I WAS GOING TO CUT IT WITH THE OTHER SURVIVORS!" He protested before he was stuck upside the head with a blunt object, his senses going numb before he found himself being surrounded and hit repeatedly by the mobs weapons.
It was a bloody undignified end for someone who...Admittedly might have had it coming.
"NO! WAIT! PLEASE NO! I'M TO PRETTY TO DI-URK...*Choke gurgle*..." He tried to say before getting axed in the chest, the blade burying itself deep inside his vital organs as he choked to death in his own blood.
By the time they stopped, there was nothing left of the man but a bloody puddle and scraps of fabric...

Kinda wish I didn't vote for the Medic every single circle now...

 

[Elfgore]

[HEADING=1]That man be Diablo!!!![/HEADING]

Time for the killer to strike again!

 

[Aerosteam]

@Elfgore: Dude, you need to tell me what to put on the Death Awards trophy this round and have a list of links to the death posts that have been made or, well, there won't be any Death Awards.

 

[Elfgore]

@Aero: As soon as this round is finished, I plan on giving the reigns to the killer. I like the concept of the death awards, but I'm not going to do them this round. It has gone on long enough.

 

[Aerosteam]

@Elfgore: Ugh. Suit yourself.

 

[Fractral]

@Aerosteam: I for one support moving on from this round as quickly as possible.
@Diablo: Sweet, we finally found where all of those wallets had disappeared off to! Now to appropriate them for myself return them to the families of the deceased.

 

[Aerosteam]

@Frac: We can vote for deaths in this round while the next one is being prepared, that's what we did last time.

 

[Fractral]

@Aero: Well, I don't mind you doing death awards. (There's a pretty high chance I'll die in this coming round, so I've been preparing my own death post in anticipation.) But this round hasn't been very enjoyable -despite the efforts of yourself and Elfgore- and to be honest I'd be quite happy forgetting about it and just moving on.

 

[Elfgore]

[HEADING=1]Speaking about death...[/HEADING]

The killer has struck. Check your inbox.

 

[FPLOON]

Roderick!!! Nooooo!!!

*while watching TV en español*

 

[Euryalus]

*kicks down the door and shoots all the remaining living contestants*

I was the killer the whole time! *inception noise*

 

[Elfgore]

[HEADING=1]NeoAC is ded[/HEADING]

And busy as well. He said he would post a death story if he could find the time. Time to vote again, folks!

 

[Aerosteam]

If I had to guess who was the Killer?

deserteagleeye.

 

[Fractral]

@Aerosteam: If all goes well he should be voted off. I hope we're right.

 

[deserteagleeye]

@FPLOON: Well since Fractral is so bent on executing me I might as well tell FPLOON that I'm voting for Fractral. Mostly because I still suspect him from trying too hard to seem innocent only towards the end and also because FPLOON now knows that voting for Fractral will absolutely execute him as well.

FPLOON's vote will decide who dies.