Serious things you just can't take seriously

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So I've been watching the show Broadchurch on netflix and I realized that I can't take British court dramas, or the British legal system in general seriously.

Why's that you ask?

Well, British judges and lawyers wear stupid powered wigs and I just can't get over it.

Look at this silly costume party bullshit:






British people, how has this survived in your legal system for so long? How do you not just burst out laughing when you enter a court room?

So, what are things that you can't take seriously even though you're apparently supposed to?
 

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Somewhat related but on the other side of the pond; US Politics

It's something that I probably should care more about but I just don't. It is a self-sustaining cycle of corruption and mindless bickering that I don't have any interest in fighting. If a democrat is in office, the republicans will do everything they can to fuck with them and if a republican is in office, democrats do everything they can to fuck with them; what's best for the country be damned!

It's something I should take more seriously but I just can't. Our two party system is a joke.
 

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Hilarious deaths. Like people choking to death on hotdogs (which really happens), or anything from the Darwin Awards. Yeah, I know it's horrible of me, but in my defense let it be said I'd never laugh about a death when somebody grieving it could see me do it. Even I'm not that bad.

And then there's dementia. I know it's a horrible affliction, but the conversations that happen when you visit the old folks' home...

"Why doesn't Nils visit anymore?"
"Grandma, he's standing right here!"
"No need to yell, Paul."
"I'm Jonas! Paul is dead!"
 

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Cyber bullying. I know it's a hot button issue, but as someone who was bullied himself I would trade actually getting bullied for cyber bullying any day.
Back in my day bullies didn't post mean things about you on easily ignorable social media sites. They beat the living shit out of you, stole your stuff or broke it. They threw mud and rocks and pushed you down stairs. They smacked you with cafeteria trays and always targeted you in dodgeball, even if you were already out.

I would trade all of that for just getting text messages calling me a loser or Facebook group about how I'm a loser, because you know why? Bullying online requires your concent. You have to open the email, read the text, check out the Facebook group. No one is forcing you to do any of it.

I'm sorry but getting punched in the face will all be more serious than harassing tweets.
 

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Silentpony said:
Cyber bullying. I know it's a hot button issue, but as someone who was bullied himself I would trade actually getting bullied for cyber bullying any day.
Back in my day bullies didn't post mean things about you on easily ignorable social media sites. They beat the living shit out of you, stole your stuff or broke it. They threw mud and rocks and pushed you down stairs. They smacked you with cafeteria trays and always targeted you in dodgeball, even if you were already out.

I would trade all of that for just getting text messages calling me a loser or Facebook group about how I'm a loser, because you know why? Bullying online requires your concent. You have to open the email, read the text, check out the Facebook group. No one is forcing you to do any of it.

I'm sorry but getting punched in the face will all be more serious than harassing tweets.
Well, the thing about cyber bullying is that it doesn't stay in cyberspace. What happens online becomes fuel for rumors and shit to fly around school. So even if you try to ignore it, people will say stuff about you. So online becomes about the only place you can try to fight back, but even if you don't then it will still happen. Remember, as a kid all you really have is friends and social circles. You don't have a choice of who you go to school with, and cyber bullying is so much easier to get away with in schools these days. Now there are basically no times when students are outside the view of a teacher, and lots of schools have cameras and security guards patrolling.

I don't know if you're a guy or a girl, but growing up as a girl I can assure you there are some pretty twisted mind games going on at all times. Other girls turning your friends against you, spreading humiliating rumors you're powerless to stop, taking advantage of any weakness you might have whether it's insecurity about your body or speech. Sure you can shut off social media, but that is also a source of enjoyment and pleasure. To give that up is basically letting the bullies win, giving that domain of your life over to them.
 

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Lilani said:
See I'm a guy and if you had told schoolboy me I could simply be talked about behind my back or have rumors spread about me or even someone being mean online instead of having the Principal's son literally stab me with pencils, burn my homework with matches, or gut punch me in the hallway I would have called you an angel and taken whatever deal you wanted!

Maybe it's a gender thing? Girls being bitchy towards one another, excluding other girls from the "group" or break their self esteem while us boys simply got assaulted.

I'm not saying cyber bullying isn't mean or effective but I'd bet if instead of throwing rumors girls threw rocks cyber bullying wouldn't feel as dangerous.
 

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The SuperWhoLock fandom. -rim shot-

Uhm no but self-diagnoses. I get it, mental and physical illness is serious but as soon as you tell me anything about self-diagnosing, I just say "Yep okay stop right there" because it's ridiculous and stupid. If you want me to take your mental or physical illness seriously, do everyone a favour and don't say you self-diagnosed because that's what 14-year-old brats on Tumblr do.
 

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Dirty Hipsters said:
So I've been watching the show Broadchurch on netflix and I realized that I can't take British court dramas, or the British legal system in general seriously.

Why's that you ask?

Well, British judges and lawyers wear stupid powered wigs and I just can't get over it.

Look at this silly costume party bullshit:






British people, how has this survived in your legal system for so long? How do you not just burst out laughing when you enter a court room?
The same way they don't laugh at the fact that they named one of their most popular deserts (and I kid you not) "Spotted Dick".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick

If you feel like getting surgery to get that internal organs de-herniated I won't hold that against you. Personally I don't see what's so funny about it-HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
 

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The SuperWhoLock fandom. -rim shot-

Uhm no but self-diagnoses. I get it, mental and physical illness is serious but as soon as you tell me anything about self-diagnosing, I just say "Yep okay stop right there" because it's ridiculous and stupid. If you want me to take your mental or physical illness seriously, do everyone a favour and don't say you self-diagnosed because that's what 14-year-old brats on Tumblr do.
Oh yes, that.

I don't know about the rest but I personally see it the most with anxiety and depression. To be fair, I'm certain there's a percentage, big or small, that are legitimate but the rest are people just having a bad day or two and calling it "depression".
I had a line for this but I think it's best if I don't straight steal it.

Gah, I don't know how to flipping start it where I want.
Around the 3:00 mark they make a crack about self-diagnosing.
"Do you worry about tests sometimes?"
"Then you have ANXIETY DISORDER"
"Do you alwarys touch the doorknob before opening doors?"
"The you've got CRIPPLING OCD"

Anyway.
My attitude on he whole thing can be summed up in a line from The Newsroom (which I'd also try to link but my inability to timestamp is making me lethargic.)

"I don't think you're taking this seriously."
"Is there any chance it's because you're not?"
 

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Extra-Ordinary said:
Spider RedNight said:
The SuperWhoLock fandom. -rim shot-

Uhm no but self-diagnoses. I get it, mental and physical illness is serious but as soon as you tell me anything about self-diagnosing, I just say "Yep okay stop right there" because it's ridiculous and stupid. If you want me to take your mental or physical illness seriously, do everyone a favour and don't say you self-diagnosed because that's what 14-year-old brats on Tumblr do.
Oh yes, that.

I don't know about the rest but I personally see it the most with anxiety and depression. To be fair, I'm certain there's a percentage, big or small, that are legitimate but the rest are people just having a bad day or two and calling it "depression".
I had a line for this but I think it's best if I don't straight steal it.

Gah, I don't know how to flipping start it where I want.
Around the 3:00 mark they make a crack about self-diagnosing.
"Do you worry about tests sometimes?"
"Then you have ANXIETY DISORDER"
"Do you alwarys touch the doorknob before opening doors?"
"The you've got CRIPPLING OCD"

Anyway.
My attitude on he whole thing can be summed up in a line from The Newsroom (which I'd also try to link but my inability to timestamp is making me lethargic.)

"I don't think you're taking this seriously."
"Is there any chance it's because you're not?"
I've never seen that video before, thanks for sharing! Where's the lie.

I've given myself whiplash at how hard I shake my head at all the sad little tumblrinas who've self-diagnosed with anxiety, depression, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia (but none of the subtypes or associated ones for some reason, guess that takes too much reading), borderline, DID, the list goes on. For extra emphasis, make sure to have most of them; it's like a checklist. Because if there's one thing you can trust more than a doctor, it's your own personal input regarding your own untrustworthy mind who puts you in a pit saying "My torture is the worst"

I feel like Jhonen Vasquez/Johnny the Homicidal Maniac already made a bunch of jokes about it before it was even a thing.

Oh, that video reminded me. I also can't take trypophobia seriously. I mean, people go APE SHIT about the "holes in the skin" thing and completely lose their minds about how it makes them wanna vomit and squirm and "omg trigger warning I'm so triggered by something that's photoshopped" and I'm just laughing the entire time and I'm pretty sure that has something to do with the phobia instead of my getting enjoyment out of other people's suffering.

Don't say I didn't warn anyone who looks that up but seriously. It's a ridiculous, culturally-bound phenomenon that people THINK is terrible but it's fake. Also why are people complaining - if I had holes in my shoulder, I could use them as cubbies for goldfish crackers. That shit's awesome.
 

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TV Dramas... Apparently, I can still laugh when the shit is suppose to go down and not everyone would make it out alive, let alone unscathed mentally... (I blame Breaking Bad... and maybe The Wire...) Then again, American Crime, so far, has been the only TV Drama series I've seen where I do end up taking it seriously enough to not laugh during its serious moments...

Other than that... uh... "Romance" in general? (Yeah... I got nothing...)
 

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"Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" is the first thing that comes to mind for me. I just felt that whole movie was one big double-standard in terms of critics suddenly giving critical acclaim to an over-the-top action movie. The fact that it was Chinese seemed to mean a lot to a lot of people; I can say with a high degree of certainty that if something with action that ridiculous had been made in America, it would have been panned. Yet so many were sold by the sheer exotic nature of it all. I wanted to like it too when I first watched it but couldn't get past the part where the princess was chasing the bandit and yelled, "Give me back my comb!" or something. It sounded too silly, in my opinion and took me straight out of the story.

Lately, I don't get why everyone is raving about "Hamilton". The premise confuses the hell out of me. Without even addressing the fact that it's mostly Hispanic and Black actors portraying White historical figures, I'm more or less over culture juxtaposition. "Samurai Champloo" was fun for me because it was whimsical for the most part about juxtaposing hip-hop into Edo Japan. Tarantino's shenanigans are fine as well in my opinion because it's mostly non-diegetic stuff like the soundtrack or voice-overs. I draw the line somewhere around "A Knight's Tale" because then we start to hear the directors saying, "These are the things that people in that time would have liked if it were modern times." No, you have no way of knowing that. With "Hamilton" I already can't stand most hip-hop, so I see no reason to give the play a pass. Next, I read a few things the writer had to say on Tumblr - specifically about how all non-Whites were robbed of their history by Whites, and the play is his way of bringing people of color into history. For starters, I can't stand when people speak of race as though everyone of a similar skin tone belongs to a hive, acting as one unit. Secondly, I resent the guilt-tripping; there are so many ways to speak of slavery and colonialism without treating modern history as if it happened yesterday, with the people of color today being the same as the victims of the 18th century and the oppressors of the 18th century being transposed neatly onto all White people today. Finally, the whole damn play is such a historically inaccurate mess. People like Alexander Hamilton have been deified by their supporters practically every day since their deaths, that today some of the "history" we see is little more than hagiography. The play's writer even says how we shouldn't worship the founding fathers because they were slave owners, yet he goes and paints Hamilton as a glorious martyr and Aaron Burr a sympathetic character cut from the same cloth as Hamilton? Really? Aaron freaking Burr - the guy who tried to found his own country by conspiring with Spain? He was a renowned firebrand of the times and frankly a megalomaniacal nutcase.
 

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Spider RedNight said:
The SuperWhoLock fandom. -rim shot-

Uhm no but self-diagnoses. I get it, mental and physical illness is serious but as soon as you tell me anything about self-diagnosing, I just say "Yep okay stop right there" because it's ridiculous and stupid. If you want me to take your mental or physical illness seriously, do everyone a favour and don't say you self-diagnosed because that's what 14-year-old brats on Tumblr do.
What I think is worse is having someone who took a semester of Psych 101 think they can analyze anyone like a professional. Self-diagnosing is bad though, because its not objective. I've got a huge knowledge of Psychology from years and years of therapy and reading the DSM to try to better understand and educate myself on my own diagnosis (as given by a person who went to medical school, did their residency, etc and got their MD and PhD so I can at least think they might know their shit). But all that knowledge I have from therapy, groups, etc. is no substitute for being a damn doctor. I've helped others who have mental issues, but always point them in the direction of proper medical care for actual solutions because I'm not one to think just because I have a wealth of knowledge and some experience in the field that it equates a degree.
I have at times felt like I should pursue a career in that field, but first I'd have to have the whole degree thing done prior to feeling that I could accurately help people beyond the cursory knowledge I've got.

OT: What I can't take seriously? Ongoing complaints and grudges. I get having a knee-jerk reaction to a situation. The further removed one gets from said situation but holding onto those negative feelings? Thats just inviting more negativity. I'm not ever saying forget what happened, but there's no use in holding grudges and I've no time to waste on someone who still holds onto negative feelings from years and years past. Short of murder and a few other crimes, I don't see anything that is worth holding against a person for any length of time beyond a month or so. Even then it feels like a poor idea.
Negativity breeds negativity, and at some point one needs to let go of it. Moving on isn't the same as acting as if a thing never happened, but it is impossible to move on if you keep one foot behind you and never give up that previous step. Seriously. Take a step forward without giving up the previous step of either foot you took before, you can't. Its physically impossible.
 

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Beefeater guards. I don't think anybody takes them seriously though.
I was suprised to learn those guys are all hand-picked combat vets. They just got saddled with an unfortunately silly looking dress uniform. Almost as silly looking as the US Navy enlisted Dress Uniforms.
 

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RedRockRun said:
"Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" is the first thing that comes to mind for me. I just felt that whole movie was one big double-standard in terms of critics suddenly giving critical acclaim to an over-the-top action movie. The fact that it was Chinese seemed to mean a lot to a lot of people; I can say with a high degree of certainty that if something with action that ridiculous had been made in America, it would have been panned. Yet so many were sold by the sheer exotic nature of it all. I wanted to like it too when I first watched it but couldn't get past the part where the princess was chasing the bandit and yelled, "Give me back my comb!" or something. It sounded too silly, in my opinion and took me straight out of the story.
I think that part mainly served to be silly, sort of a romantic hijinks between the characters. There's plenty of purposely silly or light hearted moments sprinkled throughout that movie, like when Ziyi Zhang wrecks an entire bar, or when she's fighting Michelle Yeoh and she just keeps cutting down every new weapon she grabs.
 

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Imperioratorex Caprae said:
Spider RedNight said:
The SuperWhoLock fandom. -rim shot-

Uhm no but self-diagnoses. I get it, mental and physical illness is serious but as soon as you tell me anything about self-diagnosing, I just say "Yep okay stop right there" because it's ridiculous and stupid. If you want me to take your mental or physical illness seriously, do everyone a favour and don't say you self-diagnosed because that's what 14-year-old brats on Tumblr do.
What I think is worse is having someone who took a semester of Psych 101 think they can analyze anyone like a professional. Self-diagnosing is bad though, because its not objective. I've got a huge knowledge of Psychology from years and years of therapy and reading the DSM to try to better understand and educate myself on my own diagnosis (as given by a person who went to medical school, did their residency, etc and got their MD and PhD so I can at least think they might know their shit). But all that knowledge I have from therapy, groups, etc. is no substitute for being a damn doctor. I've helped others who have mental issues, but always point them in the direction of proper medical care for actual solutions because I'm not one to think just because I have a wealth of knowledge and some experience in the field that it equates a degree.
I have at times felt like I should pursue a career in that field, but first I'd have to have the whole degree thing done prior to feeling that I could accurately help people beyond the cursory knowledge I've got.
Now if only everyone else shared that viewpoint, at least in the general "despite what I know it doesn't compare to a licensed medical professional who took six years of classes". And it starts being less serious and more "Okay you're just whoring for attention" when you realise they have basically everything wrong there is to have wrong.

Also I'm glad you feel like you should pursue a career in that field, more power to ya. I seriously lack the empathy to care about what other people think or feel.
 

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I saw this one article by a feminist that was basically calling all metalheads misogynists. Now I don't really know what the her point was after that because my thoughts where; metalheads have constantly been called Satan worshipers and the scum of the earth saying "you just hate women now" is practicality a compliment.

"You just hate women!"

"Woohoo! People stopped calling me a serial killer!"
 

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tippy2k2 said:
Somewhat related but on the other side of the pond; US Politics

It's something that I probably should care more about but I just don't. It is a self-sustaining cycle of corruption and mindless bickering that I don't have any interest in fighting. If a democrat is in office, the republicans will do everything they can to fuck with them and if a republican is in office, democrats do everything they can to fuck with them; what's best for the country be damned!

It's something I should take more seriously but I just can't. Our two party system is a joke.
I don't think people take the US political system very seriously in general given how bogged down by lobbying for BS issues there are.

For me, probably news media in the US if you can call it that anymore. So much of it is bought and paid for or so entrenched in bias it's hard to just find outlet's that can just go into a story and report on their findings, they turn things into a witch hunt for a few people and that takes away from the attention and time the issue itself should be getting.

I suppose something else would be soap-operas. The overacting makes it impossible for me to take any of that seriously.
 

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Johnny Novgorod said:
Beefeater guards. I don't think anybody takes them seriously though.
I googled it and now I am disappointed that they aren't a militia introduced to protect people from radical vegetarians.

To keep with the theme: Animal-rights activists.
Don't get me wrong I love animals. Especially the ones you can pet like dogs, cats, cows. I once petted an owl. I even like ducks but they always run away.
But I digress. Nothing is more fun than saying No when they ask whether you like animals. Their faces are just too funny.