Sexual Experiences you've always wanted to try

[prophecy2514]

Sex on a trampoline, girl on top. The ultimate ride. If I had a girlfriend I'd be doing it right now.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Well sex for a start, but I am no longer forever alone as of two days ago. So maybe that is in the horison. Assuming it happens, I do like being scratched and bitten when entertaining a woman.

looking at your changed avatar, looks like your forever alone problem was solved by a kitten.
too dark?

I don't know man, I've not seen her's yet

There's a bad meme to be thrown in here, but as I like my place here I will only say it concerns the idea of 'a cat being appropriate in lieu of the current circumstances...' or something of that degree.

OT: This thread is going places, I sometimes wonder if late-night admins make new profiles to do stuff like this just for kicks, but that theory is for another time. I always thought 'love in the shower' was a neat idea, but to this crowd it probably sounds a bit too innocent, eh?

I wonder if a hight difference would make sex in a shower hard, although you would still get her wet. I'm sorry, thoughs puns were awful.

Seriouly though, is a hight diference a problem in a shower situation?

 

[SckizoBoy]

If we're going by pure fantasy: Fivesome (4 girls) would be kind of awesome I think. Thats probably the maximum amount of girls you can "entertain" all at once I feel.

Man, I'd probably hate a fivesome... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much work, I mean the amount of co-ordination and focus required to go at it with both hands, the 'appendage' and your mouth... not worth it methinks.

Speaking seriously, I'd rather give one girl a (series of) mindblowing orgasm(s) than four girls mediocre ones... much more satisfying... =_=

Pffft. Sex is far too mainstream.

Angst induced perma-abstinence is where it's at. :3

I heard being asexual is quite 'in' at the moment... -_-

My favorite position is anal, but I can't have that because my penis is too big for my girlfriend. I miss it more than I want to try anything else.

Less a position and more a type of sex... fairly certain you can do anal in as great a variety of positions as vaginal sex.

OT - mind = blank... haven't had sex in one and a half years... :'( *sniffs*

 

[SonicWaffle]

uuuuhhh I don't think this is apropriate..0_0

I'd like to try sex though...I hear its pretty good

I hear all the cool kids are doing it

Pffft. Sex is far too mainstream.

Angst induced perma-abstinence is where it's at. :3

Too many people are into that these days, or at least are attempting to justify their poor love lives by claiming angst induced perma-abstinence. It's becoming fashionable.

I'm riding the wave of the future - chastity via a combination of shyness and laziness. It involves a lot of wistful looking, and then drinking until you fall over. Give it a few years and everyone will be doing it, trust me. Though I'm unsure how the species will be continued...

 

[SonicWaffle]

Seriouly though, is a hight diference a problem in a shower situation?

Nowhere near as big a problem as slippery floors. If having shower sex, ensure you put one of those mats down with the grip on them, otherwise you're going to fall over mid-coitus and that is just plain unsexy. Not to mention painful

 

[Sacman]

Well, I've always wanted to try the whole dressing up... not specifically roleplaying, just the costumes... you know naughty maid, or nurse...

Though preferably is go with the sexy schoolgirl... o.o

 

[Hagi]

Sex in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

This Russian company is apparently planning on building a hotel in orbit. I'd love to do the nasty there. I'm well aware that sex in zero gravity will most likely be horribly awkward, but who cares about that? You'll be in freaking space!

Cumming where no man has cum before...

I'm sure there's a porno that starts like that somewhere.

 

[felbot]

well I am still a virgin so getting that away would be the first step.

second step would be, you know I always wanted to have sex with a Muslim girl, I don't know why as I am a atheist and have never been to fond of religion, yet I always wanted to do it with a Muslim girl.

might have something to do with the skin colour.

 

[The Funslinger]

I would like to have sex with a girl I actually have an emotional connection with, for once.

 

[Combustion Kevin]

animal roleplay?

>.>
<.<

without the costumes n such.

 

[The Funslinger]

Sex in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

This Russian company is apparently planning on building a hotel in orbit. I'd love to do the nasty there. I'm well aware that sex in zero gravity will most likely be horribly awkward, but who cares about that? You'll be in freaking space!

Cumming where no man has cum before...

I'm sure there's a porno that starts like that somewhere.

I wouldn't, if I were you. Lack of gravity slows down blood flow, you'll only be able to get a semi at best.

So your prediction was right, it would be really awkward.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Seriouly though, is a hight diference a problem in a shower situation?

Nowhere near as big a problem as slippery floors. If having shower sex, ensure you put one of those mats down with the grip on them, otherwise you're going to fall over mid-coitus and that is just plain unsexy. Not to mention painful

Oh....I'd not thought of that aspect of it. Mid-coitus falls sound super unsexy, (personal note: Only have sex on a surface you won't slip on)

I know of an escapist who tried to have sex while driving a car.

 

[Professor Idle]

First world problems?: your penis is too big.

Maybe you're being a little bit insensitive, but I'm sure your friend isn't losing any sleep over it. I wouldn't. Especially if I had my enormous dong to keep me cheerful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpY3ggKAPIE

He must sing this all the time

 

[Professor Idle]

I would... really like to have sex with a girl wearing an eyepatch. She has the eyepatch, that is, not me.

o.o

 

[TheLazyGeek]

Yes. Absolutely. All of it. I'm sure there's a few lists out there so just pick one and I'll probably get right on it.

Well, probably.

Maybe.

 

[Archer666]

Twilight vampires...On a trampoline....Eating steak. I'm such a freak!

 

[144_v1legacy]

I've accomplished the first few that would otherwise be on this list, and it's gotten to the point that the things I most want to do now, sexually, is just fucking in interesting places, a list which is partially checked, but can never really be finished.


Some examples:

Fucking in a taxi.
Fucking on a beach.
Fucking in a hot tub.
Fucking in central park.
Fucking on a balcony.
Fucking in zero gravity (that one is probably the least likely).
Fucking in an office.
Fucking in many, many countries.
Fucking in the snow.
Fucking on a sailboat.
Fucking in a chocolate fountain.
Fucking in a capsule hotel.
...
And anything else.

 

[Rawne1980]

I'd like to try sex without the fear of my kids walking in.

I remember what it used to be like ... It was good.

Now it's "quick or they will wake up" ... not so good.

 

[BringBackBuck]

Seriouly though, is a hight diference a problem in a shower situation?

Nowhere near as big a problem as slippery floors. If having shower sex, ensure you put one of those mats down with the grip on them, otherwise you're going to fall over mid-coitus and that is just plain unsexy. Not to mention painful

In my experience height difference is a problem in any standing option. My wife is about 5'4" and I'm about 6'0". Any sort of standing position is tough to make work.
You could try to get her into some serious high heels. Not particularly good for shower sex though, so option 2 is you have her facing you, wrap her legs around you and you support her weight with your hands on her behind with her upper back against the wall. Slippery walls and floors in the shower make this a tough manoeuvre to execute.

This is when you give up in the shower and do it on the floor in the bathroom. At this point you realise the tiles are cold and wet and you are freezing from having just been in the shower and you have bad knees, so you dry off and head to the bedroom at which point your wife decides the moment is lost which frustrates you since you've already had a shower and therefore conceded any opportunity for rubbing one out and anyway the kids are awake now so it looks like no sex for you for the foreseeable future.

 

[SonicWaffle]

This is when you give up in the shower and do it on the floor in the bathroom. At this point you realise the tiles are cold and wet and you are freezing from having just been in the shower and you have bad knees, so you dry off and head to the bedroom at which point your wife decides the moment is lost which frustrates you since you've already had a shower and therefore conceded any opportunity for rubbing one out and anyway the kids are awake now so it looks like no sex for you for the foreseeable future.

You sound bitter enough that I'm fully prepared to believe you're posting this while wrapped in a towel, still half-wet, and looking seriously pissed off