Owen Robertson said:
SonicWaffle said:
Evil Smurf said:
First world problems?: your penis is too big.
Maybe you're being a little bit insensitive, but I'm sure your friend isn't losing any sleep over it. I wouldn't. Especially if I had my enormous dong to keep me cheerful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpY3ggKAPIE
He must sing this all the time
That song came to mind when I read that, too. Glad to know I'm not the only weird fucker in this thread.
OT: Since I'm noticing a surprising number of virgins in this thread (I had assumed my fellow Escapists were a motley gaggle of Sexy People Who Have Sex) I offer two chestnuts (HA!) of personal experience; First, that your first time is probably going to suck. We're talking 90-95% chance of sucking. Not a guarantee, just don't get your hopes up. Second, oral sex is a lot like filesharing; to receive is always nice, but to give is nicer still. Nobody likes a leecher (which in this instance means they bite your junk/cooch while going down on you).
OT (for realz this time): I saw somebody say "getting dominated", but no specifics. My thing I'd like to try? Edging. More technically known as "orgasm denial", it is a specific form of domination where they put you on the edge and keep you there for as long as they can. Now, obviously this is sort of tricky, as it requires your partner to have enough familiarity with you and your behavioral quirks to know how far is
too far to push you, but from what I hear, the results are positively mind-shattering.
Another fun thing to try would be public domination. Not like whips and leather where everyone can see it, but subtle stuff. Sneaky stuff. No panties and an egg vibrator taped in place. Long sleeved coat and hands cuffed behind the back. Knee-length skirt with the knees tied together, and all of it while grocery shopping! With a bit of imagination, you can have a lot of fun.