Yeesh, stay classy, Waffle House. I've not been to one in years; I'd like to think that's because I've made some positive life choices since. But I'd been lying if some smothered and covered hash browns don't sound good every now and again; they alone are almost worth the inexorable assault you're risking.
Waffle House needs to get those cheap collapsible WWE style chairs so their customers can battle safely.
That isn’t so much gas lighting as it is hooking your flamethrower up to the back of a gas truck and letting it rip.