Sheep gives birth to lamb with human head.

[Zing]

Everytime I close my eyes I see that damn face. Fuck you OP!

Need fakesauce conformation before I can sleep..

Hahahaha I'm so sorry.

It was posted on a serious news website so it looks pretty real. Sorry.

It's okay, I'm like 90% sure its shopped, it doesn't make sense, something like that could not live that long in the womb even, and it wouldn't have an adult head, and it wouldn't have a smile on it's face, lol.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

I hope they simply put it to sleep, it's not going to be able to live much of a life being that deformed.

 

[Koeryn]

Vets believe this was the result of a poor diet but apparently a similar thing happened to a goat last year when a man had a.... *cough* "Inappropiate relation" with a goat. Perhaps they're hinting it could be a similar case with this.

Yeah, no BULL-FUCKING-SHIT.
Reproduction does not work that way.

If it did, holy hell! Can you imagine New Zealand, Scotland, and Wales? LMAO (And it's the English that were the ones who were responsible for that bit, not the scots, or welsh. Sorry New Zealanders, you have no excuse. )

 

[DayDark]

Vets believe this was the result of a poor diet but apparently a similar thing happened to a goat last year when a man had a.... *cough* "Inappropiate relation" with a goat. Perhaps they're hinting it could be a similar case with this.

Yeah, no BULL-FUCKING-SHIT.
Reproduction does not work that way.

Agreed, if you read the original article it says that is what the natives thought shortly before killing and burning it to ash.

Conveniently making sure that no one could actually figure out if it really was.

 

[brodie21]

um...yeah...*cough*....I dont really know what happpened
-Farmer

 

[cieply]

I call bullshit. It's even impossible to crossbreed apes with humans. Stalin ordered this experiment to crosbreed negroes with apes as he thought that they would be "closer to apes". He wanted strong and obidient soldiers. The experiment was a failiure and the chief scientist was sent tu guag for his incompetence. And apes and humans share MUCH more genes than goats with us. It's a nice story for tabloids but nothing more. As if we didin't have such stories in the past.

 

[obex]

but apparently a similar thing happened to a goat last year when a man had a.... *cough* "Inappropiate relation" with a goat. Perhaps they're hinting it could be a similar case with this.

Erm reproduction doesn't work like that, for one we don't have the same number of chromosomes as sheep, reproductive cells have half the number of chromosomes that regular cells do so that when the 2 cells combine they have the right number so as humans have a different number of chromosomes to a sheep the 2 cells actually fertilising is impossible.

 

[ScarlettRage]

ok... this is a lie!
like the cake.. sorry my brain isn't up to par this morning.. i'm going to take my leave soon i promise

 

[camokkid]

It looks like a chicken.

I wonder what it tastes like.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Question is, did it have the brain of a human? Also, Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww! *represses thought*

 

[Xcelsior]

I read an article about this the other day, was creeped the hell out by it. What I found funny was there was similar sourt of incident in africa somewhere? (can't remember exactly) which involved a goat, the people of the villiage/town came to the conclusion that a man had gone nuts and had been irresponsible with a goat and killed. why that made me laugh?...biological impossibility that's why.

 

[GreyWolf257]

Holy. Shit.

It may be fake, but if it isn't, then I might need to stop having those relationships with dogs..... (jk).

 

[Woem]

Human gives birth to man with lamb head!

 

[Tartarga]

God I love the Escapist. Where else could I hear about screwed up shit like this.

 

[AntiAntagonist]

Frankly the picture from the article makes the kid look rather smug.

 

[silasbufu]

It looks like Will Young : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Will_Young_-_Glastonbury_2008.jpg

 

[Hugo Artenis Rune]

EWE!!

 

[Yassen]

I hope they simply put it to sleep, it's not going to be able to live much of a life being that deformed.

According to the article it died in the womb and was removed surgically. However I would have been interested to know what it behaved like if it survived.