Shower Thoughts MK2

[Thaluikhain]

A normal length sentence. Something along the lines of "The night sky of planet X was particularly boring."

 

[Chimpzy]

I've been wondering if anyone has been killed by more famous movie monsters than Bill Paxton (Terminator, Predator and Xenomorph)

 

[Thaluikhain]

I've been wondering if anyone has been killed by more famous movie monsters than Bill Paxton (Terminator, Predator and Xenomorph)

Did you mean more famous as in a higher number, or more famous as in the monsters were more famous?

Cause lots of stunt performers and actors in the old horror days would have been killed by various vampires, mummies, werewolves etc. Though many of those monsters might have been generic rather than famous, though Frankenstein's monster and Dracula are rather noteworthy.

 

[Chimpzy]

Did you mean more famous as in a higher number, or more famous as in the monsters were more famous?

Who was killed by the highest number of famous movie monsters. So kind both. I suppose it could be an old horror actor. I know Christopher Lee has the highest number of deaths, but he often was the monster, so that would obviously not count.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Who was killed by the highest number of famous movie monsters. So kind both. I suppose it could be an old horror actor. I know Christopher Lee has the highest number of deaths, but he often was the monster, so that would obviously not count.

Ok, so Christopher Lee seems to have played bad guys in monster films, or survived monster encounters, but looking a little on IMDB:

Spoiler

He gets killed by pre-Vader Anakin Skywalker. That probably counts.
He gets killed by Grima Wormtongue. That maybe counts.
He gets killed by Victor Frankenstein when he was playing the Creature. Depending on your view of which was the real monster, maybe.
He gets killed by a gremlin in Gremlins 2. Maybe.
He gets killed by a mummy's tomb, not a mummy in Tale of the Mummy, which, probably doesn't count.
He gets killed by a snake put in his room by Mr Hyde in The Two Faces of Dr Jekyll, which probably counts.
He gets killed by a witch in The House the Dripped Blood, but a generic witch so maybe not.

 

[Chimpzy]

Ok, so Christopher Lee seems to have played bad guys in monster films, or survived monster encounters, but looking a little on IMDB:

Spoiler

He gets killed by pre-Vader Anakin Skywalker. That probably counts.
He gets killed by Grima Wormtongue. That maybe counts.
He gets killed by Victor Frankenstein when he was playing the Creature. Depending on your view of which was the real monster, maybe.
He gets killed by a gremlin in Gremlins 2. Maybe.
He gets killed by a mummy's tomb, not a mummy in Tale of the Mummy, which, probably doesn't count.
He gets killed by a snake put in his room by Mr Hyde in The Two Faces of Dr Jekyll, which probably counts.
He gets killed by a witch in The House the Dripped Blood, but a generic witch so maybe not.

I'll count Vader, Dr Frankenstein and Gremlins. And also Mr Hyde, but only as half a death, because it's an indirect kill.

Still, that puts Lee at 3.5. Move over Paxton, you've been outdied.

 

[Chimpzy]

Ok, so I'm gonna lay it all on you, so you know for future reference

Martians: REAL
Werewolves: FAKE
Bigfoot: FAKE
Yeti: FAKE
Sasquatch: REAL
Mummies: SOMETIMES
Draculas: ALWAYS
Frankensteins: FAKE
Dr.Frankensteins: REAL
Loch Ness monster: FAKE
Jaws: REAL
Supernatural axe murderers: ON WEDNESDAYS
Angels: FAKE
Demons: FAKE
Devils: REAL
Jersey Devil: REAL, BUT ONLY OUTSIDE NEW JERSEY
Leprechauns: FAKE
Gnomes: REAL
Faeries: KINDA
Aliens: FAKE
Ghosts: FAKE
Poltergeists: REAL
Haunted houses: REAL
Zombies: REAL, BUT ONLY WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING
Witches: FAKE
Wizards: FAKE
Sorcerers: REAL
Headless Horsemen: FAKE
Horseless Headless Horsemen: REAL
Godzilla: ALLEGORICALLY REAL
Mothra: FAKE
King Ghidorah: REAL
Madonna: INCONCLUSIVE

 

[Xprimentyl]

Ok, so I'm gonna lay it all on you, so you know for future reference

Martians: REAL
Werewolves: FAKE
Bigfoot: FAKE
Yeti: FAKE
Sasquatch: REAL
Mummies: SOMETIMES
Draculas: ALWAYS
Frankensteins: FAKE
Dr.Frankensteins: REAL
Loch Ness monster: FAKE
Jaws: REAL
Supernatural axe murderers: ON WEDNESDAYS
Angels: FAKE
Demons: FAKE
Devils: REAL
Jersey Devil: REAL, BUT ONLY OUTSIDE NEW JERSEY
Leprechauns: FAKE
Gnomes: REAL
Faeries: KINDA
Aliens: FAKE
Ghosts: FAKE
Poltergeists: REAL
Haunted houses: REAL
Zombies: REAL, BUT ONLY WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING
Witches: FAKE
Wizards: FAKE
Sorcerers: REAL
Headless Horsemen: FAKE
Horseless Headless Horsemen: REAL
Godzilla: ALLEGORICALLY REAL
Mothra: FAKE
King Ghidorah: REAL
Madonna: INCONCLUSIVE

Soooo, were there perhaps recreational bath salts involved in your shower this go-around? Also, how can Martians be real, but aliens are fake?

 

[Chimpzy]

Soooo, were there perhaps recreational bath salts involved in your shower this go-around?

You can use those under the shower? My mind, it is bloooooown.

Also, how can Martians be real, but aliens are fake?

Martians obviously aren't aliens when on Mars. Duh.

 

[Chimpzy]

I think I saw Nic Cage hiding in the treeline across the street. He's possessing my shopping bag.

 

[Drathnoxis]

I think I saw Nic Cage hiding in the treeline across the street. He's possessing my shopping bag.

An odd thing to think in the shower...

 

[Drathnoxis]

Is it incest if a woman is impregnated by a clone of her father?

 

[Worgen]

Is it incest if a woman is impregnated by a clone of her father?

Isn't that like asking "if a brother and sister fuck but don't know they are related, is it incest?"

 

[Drathnoxis]

Isn't that like asking "if a brother and sister fuck but don't know they are related, is it incest?"

Ok, then on a scale of 1-10, how incestuous is it?

 

[Chimpzy]

Isn't that like asking "if a brother and sister fuck but don't know they are related, is it incest?"

No on the questions being alike, yes on it being incest because that's not dependent on the involved parties awareness of it.

Ok, then on a scale of 1-10, how incestuous is it?

Since one definition of incest is sexual relations between people with genetic consanguinity, and the clone is genetically identical to the actual father

Yes, and a 9 on the incest scale

10 would be if you fucked yourself

 

[Worgen]

Ok, then on a scale of 1-10, how incestuous is it?

I wasn't aware that incest had a sliding scale.

 

[Xprimentyl]

I wasn't aware that incest had a sliding scale.

I'm guessing holding hands is like a 1, kissing is a 5, sex is a 9 (according to @Chimpzy,) and sticking your own dick in your own ass tops the charts at a 10 (also according to @Chimpzy.)

 

[Drathnoxis]

I'm guessing holding hands is like a 1, kissing is a 5, sex is a 9 (according to @Chimpzy,) and sticking your own dick in your own ass tops the charts at a 10 (also according to @Chimpzy.)

I was more thinking along the lines of sex with a step sibling being a little incestuous, first cousins somewhere around the middle of the scale, and then sibling sex near the end.

 

[Worgen]

I'm guessing holding hands is like a 1, kissing is a 5, sex is a 9 (according to @Chimpzy,) and sticking your own dick in your own ass tops the charts at a 10 (also according to @Chimpzy.)

Sticking your own dick in your ass sounds like masturbation to me. Yeah, it would have to be masturbation, otherwise masturbation would just be incest with your hand.

 

[Xprimentyl]

Sticking your own dick in your ass sounds like masturbation to me. Yeah, it would have to be masturbation, otherwise masturbation would just be incest with your hand.

And I've officially exceeded the amount of thought surrounding incest that I wanted to for a decent human's lifetime. @Drathnoxis, find something else to think about in the shower.