Side Effects

[COR 2000]

Elitism, Egotism, Science Proficiency Level 46, Dual Weapons Expert Badge, Forum Addiction. Do not take after consuming alcohol.

New from Black Mesa Research Facility!

Xenium Resonance Cascade Anti-Sickness Pill.
Tested and True on local animal life proves wildly effective at not killing them!

Side affects include......

Loss of cancer
loss of tumor
loss of HIV/AIDS
loss of unattractiveness
loss of disease.

A pill that Makes you Ginormous.

 

[Portkins]

Side effects may include:
RAAAAAGE, Night sweats, Heat flashes, immasculinity, foamy diarrhea, bloating, seizures, nightmares, excessive blemishes, and green skin.

"Pill" is not right for everyone; please consult your doctor before using this urethral suppository.

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Marrowtemper

The new pill from Silly Products inc. !

This pill will make your bones heal instantly, and turn them as hard as steel!

 

[COR 2000]

Side effects may include:
RAAAAAGE, Night sweats, Heat flashes, immasculinity, foamy diarrhea, bloating, seizures, nightmares, excessive blemishes, and green skin.

"Pill" is not right for everyone; please consult your doctor before using this Anal Suppository.

Because side affects include:

Loss of Reproductive organs.
Loss of attraction.
Loss of milk.
Loss of blood.
Loss of interest towards zombies.
-90 chances of having intercourse.
Loss of eyes
Loss of 1337 status.
Loss of Ass.
Loss of memory
Loss of COR 2000.
Loss of andy Dick.
+120 Randomness
Loss of space
Loss of interest towards self.
Loss of interest towards Butterflies
Loss of interest towards babies.
And Lastly...
Loss of interest towards text.

A pill made By StarKiller that makes you a sith.

Side affects include....

 

[Portkins]

Oi!

 

[COR 2000]

Oi!

????

 

[Johnn Johnston]

A pill made By StarKiller that makes you a sith.

Side affects include....

[li]A possiblity of a lightsaber to the throat.[/li]
[li]The inevitable fact that you will be kill by a man who is friends with a walking carpet.
[/li]
[li]Breathing difficulties.[/li]

A medicine that improves bone marrow growth.
Possible side effects include...

 

[Portkins]

Marrowtemper

The new pill from Silly Products inc. !

This pill will make your bones heal instantly, and turn them as hard as steel!

 

[Anarchemitis]

New, Clusterimide!
Proven to be the most useful multiple-treatment radioisotope exposure drug!
Side effects include
[li]Excess of 34 Rontgen Gamma Radiation exposure[/li]
and also

 

[COR 2000]

New, Clusterimide!
Proven to be the most useful multiple-treatment radioisotope exposure drug!
Side effects include
[li]Excess of 34 Rontgen Gamma Radiation exposure[/li]
and also

Hardening of the skin. Swell!

A pill that makes you a cyborg.

Side affects include.....

 

[Xhumed]

diarrhoea, constipation, dizziness, dry, hard, clanky skin. If symptoms persist, please consult an engineer.

A pill that makes you 50 feet tall. side effects may include:

 

[COR 2000]

Gigantism, Enlarged feet, and Constant Diarrhea, Which spells doom for those below you.

A pill that makes you Exhume everything.

Side Effects may include...

 

[Xhumed]

blisters on fingers, dirty nails, corpses, diarrhoea and constipation. If symptoms persist please consult a mortitian.

A pill that cures diarrhoea. side effects may include:

 

[COR 2000]

Ruining of furniture
Ruining of pants
Ruining of skirt
Ruining of Lap
Ruining of Bowels
Ruining of Reproductive organs
Ruining of Seat
Ruining of Cat
Ruining of COR 2000
Ruining of Xhumed
Ruining of Mobius
Ruining of Andy Dick
Ruining of food
Ruining of Popularity
Ruining of Bedtime quality
Ruining of thread
Ruining of Car
Ruining of Bus
Ruining of horse
Ruining of Self
Ruining of Tank
Ruining of Stuff and
Ruining of Spouse

A pill that increases brain power.

Side Effects may include....

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

increased cranial size
teleconesus
psychic power
anti-gravity
extreme smartness
evil villin personality
anal sepage

a cure for anal sepage
side effects may enclude

 

[Birras]

Oral seepage
Loss of hair
Loss of eyes
Loss of toes
Loss of torso

A pill-shaped rock that cures no disease
Side effects include...

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

anal sepage
runny nose
addiction of Clay Adkin
explosive diarria

a cure for Scarx

 

[Omnidum]

anal sepage

Quite a popular side effect.

 

[Anarchemitis]

UltraGO! The new hyper-adrenalin additive!
For times when you need more than regular fear and speed!
[sup]Do not take if you are under the age of 25 or over 40. Do not ingest with milk or Estrogen. Side effects may include[/sup]

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

extreme paranoia
voices in head
keen hearing
dialated pupals
twitching
curiosity
sleeplessness
dramatic music
anal sepage

new from Scar_x Meds, Perk-o-mania, a new and useless perk-up.

side effects may include...

 

[COR 2000]

Death
Resurrection
Zombification
Death again...
Transformation into ScarX.
Some other Crap.

A pill that puts you to sleep the minute you swallow it.

Side affects may include....