Silliest reasons for getting banned

[MissPixxie]

I get kicked from TF2 servers all the time for

1) Being a girl
2) Being a sniper/medic that picks up intel
3) Going back a slightly longer route with the intel to avoid being caught

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

Got banned from psn for this <------ username.
I'm now known as HeavenlySnipesx (totally uncreative I know)

 

[Outright Villainy]

Actually, I don't think I've ever been banned/kicked in game or even probated on a forum.
I guess I'm lucky, or just a goody too shoes.

Oh, and I tend to avoid servers full of idiots. Usually helps!

 

[Swaki]

i was kicked from a game of TF for using my über on the pyro moving towards the capture point instead of on the host, apparently he was trying to get some achievement and he had totally told me.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I was kicked out of a guild because I rolled a better number for an epic.

By kicked out, I mean spammed to death until the point of submission. The guild leader's version of kicked out.

EDIT: For saying that I only enjoyed Terminator 3 in the whole series during a DOTA match.

Note* Getting ready for that (Quote (345) with several WTF)

 

[Slangeveld]

I killed 9 people in BF BC 2 in their base, in about 5 seconds. (Assault Rifle, Pistol, Hand Grenade) The server was no rules so base-r4ping shouldn't have been the problem. I guess I either pissed off an Admin or they assumed I haxed. Dx

 

[Digital_Utopia]

Criticism on garrymod.fuckingorg Garry and his "friends" are pure dumbasses who ban people over fucking CRITICISM! seriously I can't make comments fuck Garry Newman, really that pissed me off.

I would not be surprised if Gary cursed my screen name at some point in the latter half of '05 and maybe even later than that.

 

[Audio]

I dont get banned..im a good boy >:O

I find being kicked from a L4D lobby for not being French pretty silly >:|

 

[AlthorEnchantor]

Kicked from my World of Warcraft guild for arguing with one of the officers. I wasn't rude or anything, and he WAS in the wrong. It was more like... I kind of won the argument, and he used the /gkick command as a snappy comeback.

And yeah, at one point, I got kicked out of a French guild for being American. I think they were just embarrassed that I spoke (well, typed) French well enough to pass.

 

[Phoenix09215]

I got kicked from a Halo game once because a bunch of Americans who were all "christians", or so they said, kept shouting racist comments at one guy because they assumed he was black because of his voice and game name (Although he was). So I just said "atleast he isn't sat at his console in a super large chair for the bigger assed douche chowing down on buffalo wings, shouting abuse over the xbox so they're not actually in any danger of gewtting anything back"

It was a long day and I was tired! I was hoping for a couple of friendly custom game matches before I went to bed but I got that :/

 

[Desert Tiger]

On MGO I kept getting team killed by two members of my team who were just going around killing everyone and not getting kicked. I spawned around the fourth time, went around the corner and choked the first guy before throwing him to the ground, knocking him out. Did the same to the next one, so I'd non lethally gotten rid of them both. Then I got voted out. The reason?

Team killing.

 

[Rewold]

In a game of Enemy Territory I was jumping around and apparently I stumpled near the enemy's spawn point and past it(Wasn't very familiar with the custom map in question). One of the servers admins were on the opposing team and spawned after I run through the place and started shooting me in the back. So I turned around and took him down and continued my mindless running. And what do you know the admin starts calling me spawn killer and as my defence I said "but you started shooting me when I was happily running away". Without a moment's hesitation I received an IP ban.

Good game though.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Getting kicked from a game of L4D because I was unsure of where to go.
It was my first (and just about last) time I played online in that game (I stuck to split-screen after that.)

 

[Zetsubou-Sama]

I dont get banned..im a good boy >:O

I find being kicked from a L4D lobby for not being French pretty silly >:|

I feel you brother

 

[romxxii]

I once got kicked from this web-MMORPG guild because I had a job, and couldn't participate on a daily basis.

 

[Plauged1]

The only time I play online is when I got to my friends house. He has 1 controller and 1 mic. He doesnt share the mic, but is far more than happy to share shouts of racism,sexism, and all other sorts of firestarting bullshit, WHILE ITS MY FUCKING TURN!!!

I dont mind his views or what he says, but he should do that shit on his own turn, and stop getting me kicked from random matches. His rules are that if your game ends its the other presons turn. Prick.=/

I didnt get kicked but I got alot of shit from people on a halo 3 match cause I killed someone with dual pistols. They said I was a cheater/hacker.=/

 

[Brandon237]

I duuno. what would happen if I posted this?

[sub]User was banned for this post. Permanent.[/sub]

Well, I guess that's that, such a pity... Sorry, couldn't resist. And Godwin's law, was proven once more.

I've never been banned, but then again I only played a little bit of Crysis Wars online and not much else.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I was banned on CoD4 for alleged modding, when someone filed a complaint because I kept sniping him.

 

[Orwellian37]

I had the most kills in a round of TF2, so the other team (one was a mod) was already mad at me. Then I got a hat. I was no longer allowed in the server.

 

[Brandon237]

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LOL

The irony would be immense.

Were I a mod, I think I would have done just that and sent a PM to the person telling them it was a joke, followed by ban lifting of course, but I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation...

I don't think you can get banned for Nazism, can you?