Silly/Stupid Names You've Given To Game Characters

[soren7550]

Let's face it: everyone who has spent enough time w/ a game that allows you to name a character anything you want, you've gave them a silly/stupid name. So, what have you named people and why?

In Fable 2 (all of the following are from Fable 2) I named a dude Asshole because he went and kicked my dog for no reason on the Bowerstone Bridge (don't remember if I killed him later or not).

Last weekend I bought a house in Old Town and was redecorating it for the tenant, this one dude kept following me around even after several attempts to scare him off. My brother watching all this, finds this amusing and suggests to call him Molesty McRapington or something along the lines of that. It didn't fit so I went with Molesty McRapist.

Spoiler: Molesty McRapist

He then said "Next you're going to name someone Farty Moobhaver." so of course I had to. So now there's a fat-ish Aristocrat in Fairfax Gardens named Farty Moobhaver.

Spoiler: Farty Moobhaver

You're up. What have you named people?

 

[Johnnyallstar]

This is an obvious one...

 

[Stone Wera]

The craziest name I've given to a character?
Bob... No, no, wait even better!... TIM!

 

[Mattdoesrock]

I called the Yoshi you get in Paper Mario; Robocop.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

After the AVGN video, I made a Legend of Zelda (NES) save and called it "Ballsack"

Too bad no one said anything, because I would love to have people put their faith in Ballsack.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

When I played the online mafia card game (now I can admit it was actually quite bad), I named my character John Ass for no good reason. Hurr hurr, I'm sooo funny.
It didn't even require a name and surname - just a nickname. I usually got killed off pretty fast.

 

[Julianking93]

I named my horse in Twilight Princess "Your Dick"

And of course hilarity insues.

 

[DarkHourPrince]

I know a guy that names all of his characters "9" for no real reason.

I can't think of the millions of swears and whacked out insults I've called Pokemon rivals.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I named my Oblivion character, "John the Scout Master" and made him spells like "Bad touch" and "Nude photo".

My since of humor has since improved.

 

[Mr Companion]

I named my horse in Twilight Princess "Your Dick"

And of course hilarity insues.

Even better than that is "My vagina" because near the start of the game it makes that woman say to you "I just washed my vagina for you Link".

Anyway I once made a character in fallout 3 called Homeless Man who wore no clothes (apart from the sweatshirt and boxers you wear if you have no clothes) no weapons apart from bear fist fighting and no allies. A shame it somehow failed to make the game any harder (even on very hard mode, I mean what the hell is up with that?)

 

[Bluelaser]

Oblivion: Leroy Jenkins
Pokemon: DOUCHE

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Ive never done any of that, but we nickname NPC's,
we call the fanboy from oblivion "fruit-cake"

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

I can't think of the millions of swears and whacked out insults I've called Pokemon rivals.

Neither can I. I also called a couple of my characters Poopykins, Captain Dongleton and HuDuLu (after Huey, Duey and Luey). Eh, I was bored. Normally however I name my characters my name, Ek (typo from when I tried to spell my name that stuck), Veteran or something that strikes my fancy at the time.

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[Stuntcrab]

This is an obvious one...

I can't stop laughing

 

[CakeDragon]

I used to go through a phase of naming the main character in my games after myself, regardless of whether or not it was male or female. It may have seemed stupid but I felt immersed in the game... Or something like that. It was funny regardless.

 

[DarkHourPrince]

I can't think of the millions of swears and whacked out insults I've called Pokemon rivals.

Neither can I. I also called a couple of my characters Poopykins, Captain Dongleton and HuDuLu (after Huey, Duey and Luey). Eh, I was bored. Normally however I name my characters my name, Ek (typo from when I tried to spell my name that stuck), Veteran or something that strikes my fancy at the time.

Mine usually get nicknamed after one of my nicknames, whichever happens to be the most prevalent at the time as that's subject to change at anytime.

 

[Yureina]

I don't do this personally and never really have, but a few friends of mine did name characters, especially rivals, with 4-letter words. I never really got into this sort of thing.

 

[hyplion]

well it all started with playthrough #something of fallout 2, i needed a name and was left without inspiration so i named him:
Arie Janssen
(Janssen is a very common last name in holland)

Then while playing Fallout tactics in multiplayer i needed 6 names for my team it was then the Janssen family was born:
Arie Janssen
Fred Janssen
Leo Janssen
Jeff Janssen
Els Janssen
Ans Janssen

Arie, Fred, Leo and Els are Brothers and sister
Jeff and Ans are cousins of the others.

And since then when the name fits my character is one of the Janssen family.