Silly/Stupid Names You've Given To Game Characters
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Oblivion:
Character name: Mastur Chief
Custom enchanted frosty sword of one thousand megadeaths: Bob
Edit:
Also, in Kotor 2, you get to tell people your name.
"Hi, my name is Ashnazgdurbatulûkashnazggimbatulashnazgthrakatulûkaghburzum-ishikrimpatul."
Sadly, the game doesn't allow names that long, so I just went with FUCK.
Character name: Mastur Chief
Custom enchanted frosty sword of one thousand megadeaths: Bob
Edit:
Also, in Kotor 2, you get to tell people your name.
"Hi, my name is Ashnazgdurbatulûkashnazggimbatulashnazgthrakatulûkaghburzum-ishikrimpatul."
Sadly, the game doesn't allow names that long, so I just went with FUCK.
My character's name is always something badass. My Morrowind character was Revan of Blades[footnote]not very original I know but it sounds awesome nonetheless[/footnote]. It was really awesome when I started my crime spree. I always give other people the weird names.
I do that every time I play Pokemon now, especially Gold/Silver.Johnnyallstar said:This is an obvious one...
I nicknamed the cultists in Dead Rising the Sunshine Club. I don't know why, I just happened to start calling them that.
Stayincamp- usually what I call half of the useless party members in rpgs.
I made my fairy in LoZ yell at himself "Hey! Listen! Noyou!"
I still laugh at the Extralives Zelda marathon when they named Link in WindWaker American.
"Go American, Save the world!"
I made my fairy in LoZ yell at himself "Hey! Listen! Noyou!"
I still laugh at the Extralives Zelda marathon when they named Link in WindWaker American.
"Go American, Save the world!"
Well if this counts I will put it here. I hope you enjoy.
My Final Fantasy 10 Aeon list
Valefor = Birdie
Ifrit = Mittens
Ixion = Stampy
Shiva = Stiffy (if I remember right)
Bahamut = Fluffers
Yojimbo = Bond (as in James Bond)
Anima = Enema
Magus Sisters (Cindy, Sandy, Mindy) = Mrs. Claus, Buglady, Carl (respectively).
My Final Fantasy 10 Aeon list
Valefor = Birdie
Ifrit = Mittens
Ixion = Stampy
Shiva = Stiffy (if I remember right)
Bahamut = Fluffers
Yojimbo = Bond (as in James Bond)
Anima = Enema
Magus Sisters (Cindy, Sandy, Mindy) = Mrs. Claus, Buglady, Carl (respectively).
Couldnt think of a name for my first Oblivion character so I looked at the nearest thing to me.
Thus, "dietsunkist" was born
Thus, "dietsunkist" was born
There was a game called Arcanum released about 9 years ago. Played really similar to Fallout 2 or Baldurs Gate.
I made a character in it that was intentionally supposed to be big tough and stupid. I succeded well beyond my intentions, especialy in the third aspect. I named him a good and proper half-Ogre name, Martok. However, with such a low intelligence the poor guy got called dumb ALOT. So much, in fact that he began to think that it was his name. Seriously! On the stat screen for the character it actualy changed from the original name to read "Dum". The dialog would have him introduce himself by saying "Me am Dum." or "Hi, me Dum!"
This is an actual conversation I remember with a merchant:
"Hi, me Dum!"
"I can see that, but whats your name?"
"Huh?"
"Oh, um, nevermind. What can I do for you, Mr....Dumb?"
"Me want shinies!"
(Entered the Bartering Menu)
The game also often had me overpay for items (because he couldnt count), but would almost just as often offer a discount from the nicer merchants.
I made a character in it that was intentionally supposed to be big tough and stupid. I succeded well beyond my intentions, especialy in the third aspect. I named him a good and proper half-Ogre name, Martok. However, with such a low intelligence the poor guy got called dumb ALOT. So much, in fact that he began to think that it was his name. Seriously! On the stat screen for the character it actualy changed from the original name to read "Dum". The dialog would have him introduce himself by saying "Me am Dum." or "Hi, me Dum!"
This is an actual conversation I remember with a merchant:
"Hi, me Dum!"
"I can see that, but whats your name?"
"Huh?"
"Oh, um, nevermind. What can I do for you, Mr....Dumb?"
"Me want shinies!"
(Entered the Bartering Menu)
The game also often had me overpay for items (because he couldnt count), but would almost just as often offer a discount from the nicer merchants.
I remember calling the main character in FFIX "Cunts McGee"
But the funniest name I've ever seen was somebody on TF2 whose name was "Paul Blart Cum Fart"
But the funniest name I've ever seen was somebody on TF2 whose name was "Paul Blart Cum Fart"
