Sith Lord Attacks Customers in Toys "R" Us
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Well, if electricity worked on Thor.....You kinda have to forgive them for assuming it would work on a Sith.Dreiko said:
And this just fuels my desire for real life lightsabers. Just one. For me. I don't care about you guys and your taser deflecting needs.
Hopefully this guy gets help. Whatever that entails.
Case in point. A recent quest asked me to kill an imprisoned young man (he was the son of a deeply entrenched Imperial spy; we're talking decades) because he might reveal his father's identity. I was given an option to erase his memory completely using an experimental medicine which is what I did. He was left imprisoned and would likely be interrogated rather harshly to say the least without ever knowing why.
Other times, it means I kill them with respect rather than belittling them or give them a chance to surrender (you should see Sith interrogation methods, lots of Lightning). Aren't I nice?
Hopefully this guy gets help. Whatever that entails.
Not True. I'm playing a Sith in SWTOR using a blue lightsaber. Yes, I'm a light side Sith, but all that means is that I'm a Sith who won't kill you, or be a dick for the sake of being a dick.Draken Steel said:
Case in point. A recent quest asked me to kill an imprisoned young man (he was the son of a deeply entrenched Imperial spy; we're talking decades) because he might reveal his father's identity. I was given an option to erase his memory completely using an experimental medicine which is what I did. He was left imprisoned and would likely be interrogated rather harshly to say the least without ever knowing why.
Other times, it means I kill them with respect rather than belittling them or give them a chance to surrender (you should see Sith interrogation methods, lots of Lightning). Aren't I nice?
Since everyone's so impressed that he deflected a taser dart with a lightsaber I might as well come in and rain on the parade by pointing out that the actual police report simply says he broke the wire.
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While I want to make jokes about that, others have surely already made ever single possible one.Grey Carter said:
Anyways:
Tasers? Really?
He was swinging around LIGHTSABERS. More likely than not, toy ones from the store. The most damage you could do with those is get your finger caught where the sections of the "blade" extend outward.
Even if it was a high quality model, it's still at most just like swing around a hard plastic stick.
I fail to see why tasers where needed.
That's what I was thinking: those cops are either pussies or complete morons who thought he had real light sabers.Sougo said:
Either way, I imagine the cast of Big Bang Theory remaking (or are they just rebooting things now?) Falling Down:
The only thing that would have made this story better is if he had yelled out, "Foolish stormtroopers, your puny blasters cannot harm me!" as he deflected the taser with his $10 piece of blue plastic manufactured in China.
And for those of you wondering why tasers were necessary, they probably weren't, but tell that to American police officers who deploy tasers as a weapon of first resort on everyone from kindergarteners to the elderly.
And for those of you wondering why tasers were necessary, they probably weren't, but tell that to American police officers who deploy tasers as a weapon of first resort on everyone from kindergarteners to the elderly.
"one tazer failed to fire and Canterbury used one of his lightsabers to deflect the second."
ok that's kinda awesome, also we desperately need a video of this
ok that's kinda awesome, also we desperately need a video of this