Sith Lord Attacks Customers in Toys "R" Us
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WTF...he is using plastic toys and nobody can tackle this man? Those things hurt, sure, but it isn't going to kill you. This isn't a comment on the police using the tazers either, I'm fine with that. It's a comment about the civilians he is attacking doing nothing...
That's because Lucas has no idea what canon means. He plays with the franchise to milk a half penny out of every 'new and improved' re-release. I own epi 4/5/6 on VHS and that'll be the only copies I ever buy since every re-release Lucas does has some new tweek he wants to do, I've even refused to watch the re-releases when they play on TV (drives my wife nuts). South Park did an episode that in my mind sums up everything about Lucas/Speilberg and their re-release of classic cinema. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Hat]Otaku World Order said:
Back to the OP, he's also being charged with theft.... maybe that was for snagging some fresh C-cell batteries for his lightsabre after his midi-chlorians ran out?
Nerdy lightsaber or not, deflecting a taser with anything is completely badass and this man should be lauded as awesome.
That would be more relevant and awesome if when he deflected the tazer bolt, that it flew back and shocked the officer. No fun for the officer, but it would have made the story that more interesting.C_Topher said:
Or a Jedi that turned Sith and just had his Jedi sabers. Think about when Anakin turned into Vader, during his carnage and his fight with Obi-Wan, he still had his blue saber.DannyJBeckett said:
Well, if you think about it, there was a lot of space in between each movie, he aged from movie 2 to 3, and by the third movie, he was considered a general like Obi-Wan, so he did have master status.Otaku World Order said:
Plus, the clone wars wasn't just a little skirmish that lasted only a year, it went on for many many years.
Now after he turned into Vader, there is at least a 20 year gap between then and A New Hope, so he had plenty of time to have apprentices like Starkiller.
So all of what you said/asked, isn't hard to understand.
So freaking awesome!!
I mean first he used the force to inactivate the first tazer and so tat they wouldn't think both just jammed he had to show of and deflect the other one. I am so willing to apprentice for this guy, althou I want a staff, not dual sabers!
I mean first he used the force to inactivate the first tazer and so tat they wouldn't think both just jammed he had to show of and deflect the other one. I am so willing to apprentice for this guy, althou I want a staff, not dual sabers!
Okay, what? Was this actually an "attack" or just some doofus hitting people with toy lightsabers? I mean, no one needed medical attention, and while you might get a good bruise if hit hard enough with one... meh?
Anyway, sounds like he's crazy.
[small]Not that it excuses him from any legal ramifications.[/small]
Anyway, sounds like he's crazy.
Crazy awesome, that is.Grey Carter said:
[small]Not that it excuses him from any legal ramifications.[/small]
If only lightsabers acted like Mood Rings, we'd be able to tell Sith from Jedi a lot easier.Sonic Doctor said:
Not quite.Sonic Doctor said:
In Revenge of the Sith, Anakin is appointed to the Jedi Council by Palpatine, which means Anakin will have to be promoted to the rank of Master. However, Mace "I'm sick of these mother*&^%ing Gungans on this mother*&^%ing Star Destroyer!" Windu gives Little Orphan Annie a verbal smackdown by telling him that his appointment doesn't come with a promotion.
Thus, Anakin wasn't ever a Master and thus, should never have had an apprentice.
I... SERIOUSLY?Jyggalag said:
Are you joking - in which case, it wasn't a great one - Or are you serious? Because it's a freaking lightsaber. -.-
It can deflect the hell out of the pansy ass bullets people have.
