Sith Lord Attacks Customers in Toys "R" Us

[Hans]

Well if hes using blue light-sabers then he has to be light-side. The toys R us is clearly a front for something.

Where did the Emperor get the money to build TWO frikkin Death Stars....
toys toys toys...

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Now if only he had retaliated with Force Lightning...

That would be more relevant and awesome if when he deflected the tazer bolt, that it flew back and shocked the officer. No fun for the officer, but it would have made the story that more interesting.

 

[DannyJBeckett]

If the lightsabers were blue, doesn't that mean he was a Jedi, not a Sith?

 

[Sonic Doctor]

If the lightsabers were blue, doesn't that mean he was a Jedi, not a Sith?

Or a Jedi that turned Sith and just had his Jedi sabers. Think about when Anakin turned into Vader, during his carnage and his fight with Obi-Wan, he still had his blue saber.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

To be fair, trying to follow the ever changing Star Wars continuity can cause just about anyone to go a little batty. For example, how did Anakin get his own freakihng apprentice in Clone Wars when he wasn't a full Jedi? And where the hell did she disappear to by Revenge of the Sith? And then he gets another apprentice later on with Starwanker and--

Ngraaaahhh....

Well, if you think about it, there was a lot of space in between each movie, he aged from movie 2 to 3, and by the third movie, he was considered a general like Obi-Wan, so he did have master status.

Plus, the clone wars wasn't just a little skirmish that lasted only a year, it went on for many many years.

Now after he turned into Vader, there is at least a 20 year gap between then and A New Hope, so he had plenty of time to have apprentices like Starkiller.

So all of what you said/asked, isn't hard to understand.

 

[Guffe]

So freaking awesome!!
I mean first he used the force to inactivate the first tazer and so tat they wouldn't think both just jammed he had to show of and deflect the other one. I am so willing to apprentice for this guy, althou I want a staff, not dual sabers!

 

[Nuke_em_05]

Okay, what? Was this actually an "attack" or just some doofus hitting people with toy lightsabers? I mean, no one needed medical attention, and while you might get a good bruise if hit hard enough with one... meh?

Anyway, sounds like he's crazy.

Canterbury used one of his lightsabers to deflect the second.

Crazy awesome, that is.

[small]Not that it excuses him from any legal ramifications.[/small]

 

[Otaku World Order]

If the lightsabers were blue, doesn't that mean he was a Jedi, not a Sith?

Or a Jedi that turned Sith and just had his Jedi sabers. Think about when Anakin turned into Vader, during his carnage and his fight with Obi-Wan, he still had his blue saber.

If only lightsabers acted like Mood Rings, we'd be able to tell Sith from Jedi a lot easier.

Well, if you think about it, there was a lot of space in between each movie, he aged from movie 2 to 3, and by the third movie, he was considered a general like Obi-Wan, so he did have master status.

Plus, the clone wars wasn't just a little skirmish that lasted only a year, it went on for many many years.

Now after he turned into Vader, there is at least a 20 year gap between then and A New Hope, so he had plenty of time to have apprentices like Starkiller.

So all of what you said/asked, isn't hard to understand.

Not quite.

In Revenge of the Sith, Anakin is appointed to the Jedi Council by Palpatine, which means Anakin will have to be promoted to the rank of Master. However, Mace "I'm sick of these mother*&^%ing Gungans on this mother*&^%ing Star Destroyer!" Windu gives Little Orphan Annie a verbal smackdown by telling him that his appointment doesn't come with a promotion.

Thus, Anakin wasn't ever a Master and thus, should never have had an apprentice.

 

[Jyggalag]

Why do the police have to monkey around with these kind of people? How about they give the man a warning to stand down, and if he refuses a bullet will go through his skull.

 

[6SteW6]

Sure deflecting a tazer with a Lightsabre's cool and all, I won't deny it. Why not just use your own force lightning to end the cops though? Silly sith lord and his blue lightsaber.

 

[SodaDew]

Why call the police? Go grab another lightsaber and fight the guy your self!

 

[Adam28]

You see Bioware, this is what happens when you don't give all of your customers who preordered early access.

 

[Count Igor]

Why do the police have to monkey around with these kind of people? How about they give the man a warning to stand down, and if he refuses a bullet will go through his skull.

I... SERIOUSLY?
Are you joking - in which case, it wasn't a great one - Or are you serious? Because it's a freaking lightsaber. -.-

It can deflect the hell out of the pansy ass bullets people have.

 

[General Vengeance]

Tis the season to go Bat shit crazy, Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

[Cousin_IT]

So the Emperor's lightning hands were just tazers?

 

[LobsterFeng]

I'm sure it was all part of his sinister plan to overthrow the police. There puny cells can't contain a true Sith Lord!

 

[Jyggalag]

Why do the police have to monkey around with these kind of people? How about they give the man a warning to stand down, and if he refuses a bullet will go through his skull.

I... SERIOUSLY?
Are you joking - in which case, it wasn't a great one - Or are you serious? Because it's a freaking lightsaber. -.-

It can deflect the hell out of the pansy ass bullets people have.

I... SERIOUSLY?
Are you joking - in which case, it wasn't a great one - Or are you serious? Because it's a freaking toy. -.-

 

[Icyheart]

I don't care how crazy this guy is; that was AWESOME! Although, I can almost see how Toys-R-Us might have planned the whole thing out as a marketing ploy to advertise their STAR WARS stuff.

 

[The Pinray]

Those poor younglings. :'( Good thing the boys in blue took this animal down before he had truly mastered his rage.

 

[UrieHusky]

Wait a second, they tried to taze him for hitting people with plastic swords? wtf....?
Somebody disarm the police, I swear they're using those things just for giggles at this point.

Although.. this still doesn't beat the time some cops tazed a boy who was mentally disabled for not answering them and running home to his mother in fear.

Still pretty messed up though >_>