Skinny jeans

[Caligulove]

They can look good on people, though usually need a skinny figure as well to make them work.

Personally, they're too damn tight. They dont feel quite so far as leggings or something, but my legs just feel weird whenever I wear them. I just feel like Im wearing jeans that are too small for me. Dont mind slim fitting jeans, but skinny jeans are too much. That and theyre a pain to take off, especially if the day gets hotter after you put them on.

 

[daftalchemist]

I have a couple pairs, but they're kind of uncomfortable. I keep them though because they look awesome with flats.

However, I hate skinny jeans on guys. I think it's the most retarded thing ever. I hope every day that the skinny jean fad dies out long before I ever have a son. Because I'd rather not get child services at my doorstep after I smack his face for wanting a pair of skinny jeans.

 

[USSR]

No, I'd rather have my sperm.

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

I hate them... uncomfortable so it takes the point out of jeans.

 

[uncle-ellis]

It's obviously poisoned.

No, it isn't.
How much longer can we go at this?

Damn it... What did I say?

*drives up in the rape van*

Get in... Both of you. NOW!

*Throws Shock into the rape van*

OT: Skinny jeans can also prevent rape!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.194008-Poll-Australian-man-acquitted-of-rape-due-to-Skinny-Jeans#6168714

...and you say you never start it. *Throws Scde2 out the window*

If you two want to flirt that's fine but please take it somewhere else.

 

[goldenjester]

I have a couple pairs, but then again, I'm 5'10 and only 120ish pound (undiagnosed celiac diesase sucks) so I don't find them uncomfortable. In fact, they look pretty good on me because I am skinny. Plus, if you actually buy skinny jeans made for guys, there's really no genital restriction. In fact, no one can see it when you have a boner anyway...mine's actually more noticeable in "regular" jeans anyway, just cause it'll be the only place that's not baggy...

 

[EchetusXe]

I'm wearing some now.

 

[The Eggplant]

I'm lean enough to pull them off, but I prefer a pair of slim straight-legs. Similar visual principle without that constricting, "Oh-Christ-I-can't-feel-my-testicles" feel of skinnies.

I own a pair or two, though, so obviously I've got no problem with them.

 

[AkJay]

unless you are a 12 year old "scene" girl, skinny jeans are totally gay. In fact, they even look fucking stupid on the scene girls as well.

 

[The Only]

hey if people want their tesites to suffocate and maybe fall out then more power to them

 

[FranzTyphid]

I do not wear them, because they look uncomfortable and I feel they look stupid when a guy wears them. If a girl is wearing them I a ok with it, but to me it just seems weird for a guy to wear them.

I have a question for skinny jean wearing males, what do you do when you have a boner in a public place like school or at a store? Or do you guys just want everyone to see your package?

What happends there is probably extreame pain since the jeans are so tight they force down the "package". Anyway i dont own any other jeans. And i don't see why people are saying there uncomfortable cause I think there actually really comfy.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

Most guys I've seen do NOT look good in skinny jeans. D:

Most of my jeans are skinny though.

 

[Low Key]

The ones that women wear are fucking fantastic. The ones that guys wear are wrong and immoral. Haha

I don't care what anyone else wears to be honest, as long as skinny jeans don't somehow take off loose fitting off the market.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Well I hate them. I can't even wear slim jeans I feel like I am going to burst them open at seams. I found this out when I accidently picked up a pair when I was getting some new clothes. Also as someone already said what happens when you get a boner?

Edit: In fact I can only wear normal jeans even the slightly slim ones iritate me.

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

If i had them on for an hour I probably would not be able to have kids ever again.

 

[Ryokai]

I have a couple of pairs, but I don't really like wearing pants so I don't wear them too often.

I know, I hate wearing pants. It's why I'm a nudist.

Trust me, if it was legal I'd be naked all the time

I know, right? Damn society and their rules. STICK IT TO THE MAN.

 

[Canid117]

I watch in amusement as they cut off circulation and remove you from the gene pool. Except on women. Not really a problem for them.

 

[Death916]

my answer to the guys and skinny genes question is and will always be, just no...

 

[nick n stuff]

good on girls. gay on dudes, you need room for what god gave you.