Skinny jeans

Caligulove

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They can look good on people, though usually need a skinny figure as well to make them work.

Personally, they're too damn tight. They dont feel quite so far as leggings or something, but my legs just feel weird whenever I wear them. I just feel like Im wearing jeans that are too small for me. Dont mind slim fitting jeans, but skinny jeans are too much. That and theyre a pain to take off, especially if the day gets hotter after you put them on.
 

daftalchemist

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I have a couple pairs, but they're kind of uncomfortable. I keep them though because they look awesome with flats.

However, I hate skinny jeans on guys. I think it's the most retarded thing ever. I hope every day that the skinny jean fad dies out long before I ever have a son. Because I'd rather not get child services at my doorstep after I smack his face for wanting a pair of skinny jeans.
 

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ShockValue said:
Scde2 said:
Mookie_Magnus said:
ShockValue said:
It's obviously poisoned.
Scde2 said:
No, it isn't.
How much longer can we go at this?
Damn it... What did I say?

*drives up in the rape van*

Get in... Both of you. NOW!
*Throws Shock into the rape van*

OT: Skinny jeans can also prevent rape!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.194008-Poll-Australian-man-acquitted-of-rape-due-to-Skinny-Jeans#6168714
...and you say you never start it. *Throws Scde2 out the window*
If you two want to flirt that's fine but please take it somewhere else.
 

goldenjester

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I have a couple pairs, but then again, I'm 5'10 and only 120ish pound (undiagnosed celiac diesase sucks) so I don't find them uncomfortable. In fact, they look pretty good on me because I am skinny. Plus, if you actually buy skinny jeans made for guys, there's really no genital restriction. In fact, no one can see it when you have a boner anyway...mine's actually more noticeable in "regular" jeans anyway, just cause it'll be the only place that's not baggy...
 

The Eggplant

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I'm lean enough to pull them off, but I prefer a pair of slim straight-legs. Similar visual principle without that constricting, "Oh-Christ-I-can't-feel-my-testicles" feel of skinnies.

I own a pair or two, though, so obviously I've got no problem with them.
 

AkJay

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unless you are a 12 year old "scene" girl, skinny jeans are totally gay. In fact, they even look fucking stupid on the scene girls as well.
 

The Only

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hey if people want their tesites to suffocate and maybe fall out then more power to them
 

FranzTyphid

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MellowFellow said:
I do not wear them, because they look uncomfortable and I feel they look stupid when a guy wears them. If a girl is wearing them I a ok with it, but to me it just seems weird for a guy to wear them.

I have a question for skinny jean wearing males, what do you do when you have a boner in a public place like school or at a store? Or do you guys just want everyone to see your package?
What happends there is probably extreame pain since the jeans are so tight they force down the "package". Anyway i dont own any other jeans. And i don't see why people are saying there uncomfortable cause I think there actually really comfy.
 

Low Key

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The ones that women wear are fucking fantastic. The ones that guys wear are wrong and immoral. Haha

I don't care what anyone else wears to be honest, as long as skinny jeans don't somehow take off loose fitting off the market.
 
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Well I hate them. I can't even wear slim jeans I feel like I am going to burst them open at seams. I found this out when I accidently picked up a pair when I was getting some new clothes. Also as someone already said what happens when you get a boner?

Edit: In fact I can only wear normal jeans even the slightly slim ones iritate me.
 

Ryokai

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JanatUrlich said:
Ryokai said:
JanatUrlich said:
I have a couple of pairs, but I don't really like wearing pants so I don't wear them too often.
I know, I hate wearing pants. It's why I'm a nudist.
Trust me, if it was legal I'd be naked all the time
I know, right? Damn society and their rules. STICK IT TO THE MAN.
 

Canid117

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I watch in amusement as they cut off circulation and remove you from the gene pool. Except on women. Not really a problem for them.
 

Death916

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my answer to the guys and skinny genes question is and will always be, just no...