Skirt Kept Peach Out of New Super Mario Brothers

[Syphonz]

Hey does anyone know the storyline to Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins? Was Peach or Daisy captured? Was Wario just being a dick and took the kingdom? Or did Mario decide to expand the Mushroom Kingdoms borders?

I can't remember

 

[T5seconds]

Gamers of the World: "Put her in pants, problem solved."
Nintendo: "Silly gamers, girls can't wear pants. If they did, no one would know they're girls! Next you'll be telling us girls can be the main hero in a game!"

Actually to Nintendo's credit, they did create Super Princess Peach, which to my knowledge is the only game featuring a female protagonist with anything less than an E-cup. That's got to be a step up for women in video games, right?

I'm being facetious, please don't reply to me with hate.

Actual reason: If Princess Peach was playable, she couldn't be kidnapped. Then Nintendo would have to come up with a new storyline...which I guess is a lot of work.

I came up with this idea in 5 seconds flat.

Why not just rescue daisy?

I think Daisy's lack of appearances over the years prove that the Mario brothers keep forgetting to rescue her. Either that or Bowser finds her a poor substitute for Peach and doesn't want to kidnap her.

Give her breast implants and put her on the corner with her bum showing... That should get bowser to capture her... That or just give creepy pepole more reason to hentai her... *Barfs*
BAD IDEA...

 

[GloatingSwine]

Gamers of the World: "Put her in pants, problem solved."
Nintendo: "Silly gamers, girls can't wear pants. If they did, no one would know they're girls! Next you'll be telling us girls can be the main hero in a game!"

People are still arguing about Sheik....

 

[danosaurus]

*horrible flashbacks of Super Mario Bros. 2*

Make it go awayyyy D:

 

[C117]

I'm fine with Peach not appearing. I don't like her that much, anyway...

 

[randomrob]

why do people want to play as peach anyway? she's even more irritating than mario!