Skyrim hit list
- Thread starter Worgen
- Start date
Recommended Videos
I don't normally go out of my way to kill anything but if I see an NPC getting taken somewhere by some dudes (Talos worshipper by Thalmor, Stormcloak by Imperials) I usually kill the guards and free them. I think I'd want someone to do that for me.
Sabre cats and bears. My first encounters with both species were low-level "Oh SHIT!" moments that ended with me rag dolling down the face of a mountain after significant chunks of time wandering, exploring and, most importantly, NOT saving trough the land of Skyrim. Once I reached a level at which I could withstand their retard strength attacks long enough to deliver a few of my own, they've reign atop my hit list.
uh... what?Magnalian said:
i got an assassin and thugs sent after me by a Mr Whiterun Guard...
Mr Knifers and his wife Stabitha are gonna be busy.
that and bandits. i'll chase them from Solitude to Riften just to shove an arrow straight down their dicks.
(Yup I have that mod installed)
Guards. There were just so many times I could hear "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll" or "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee" before snapping. I work out their patrol routes and slit their throats with my Assassins Blade perk. Because patrolling Skyrim almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter...
Yeah, I looked around after having.. 'recieved' the contract and saw that the one with the mentioned name was an 11-year old girl. I was very confused.TrilbyWill said:
Is that how arrows are supposed to work?! And here I've been shooting them all this time! Well now I just feel silly.TrilbyWill said:
Being a nord dual axe wielding bezzerker, I enjou nothing more then cutting through the thalimore, stuck up elf pricks.
O and the dark brotherhood, they were dumb enough to take a contract to try and kill me.
O and the dark brotherhood, they were dumb enough to take a contract to try and kill me.
The only two people in my hit list were the two Blades, Delphine and Esbern. When I realized that they were essential and couldn't be killed... I opened the console and disabled their essentialness. Take that, assholes! No way am I killing Parthanagorax or whatever his name is!
Ulric Stormacloak, I hate him so much and everytime I see him I want to shove a poisoned arrow in his face. Pity that if he didn't invade Whiterun I would side with the Stormcloaks. Pity the prick can't die.
A better answer is anyone who isn't in Whiterun's area. I would kill all the Imperials and Stormcloaks, and win the war against the thalmer myself.
A better answer is anyone who isn't in Whiterun's area. I would kill all the Imperials and Stormcloaks, and win the war against the thalmer myself.
Every single child that thinks it's a good idea to have a big mouth to an evil looking Dunmer. Nords seem to be terrible at raising their children to be polite, or at least never talk to strangers carrying the mace of Molag Bal.
Thank the Nine for mods that allow me to beat some politeness into Skyrim's future.
Thank the Nine for mods that allow me to beat some politeness into Skyrim's future.
Bandit Mages. By the Divines how much I hate Bandit Mages or their ilk. I've been doing my best to get archery up so that I can take them at a distance so I don't have to play "drink and dance" in order to down them in melee. There is something to be said about that satisfying *THUNK* when an arrow sinks into a skull and they ragdoll. I wonder if I can find a paralysis enchantment for my bow..
Giants. Because they're assholes.
Seriously, I've been attacked by a giant for just passing by while a dragon happened to attack him.
So I have a pile of giant corpses outside the western watchtower- where you kill your first dragon- of about 5 or 6 giants right now. And a mammoth. And a dragon. With another dragon corpse close by.
Seriously, I've been attacked by a giant for just passing by while a dragon happened to attack him.
So I have a pile of giant corpses outside the western watchtower- where you kill your first dragon- of about 5 or 6 giants right now. And a mammoth. And a dragon. With another dragon corpse close by.
The ghost ladies with the freaky orbs. Holy god, do I hate them. Mostly because they tricked me, like a sap, into their trap. I was all, oooh, pretty lights! Then WHAM, ice spells everywhere.
So yeah, fuck them. I immediately attack the little lights now, drawing them out and calling them sneaky, sneaky assfaces a couple of times before burning them to death.
So yeah, fuck them. I immediately attack the little lights now, drawing them out and calling them sneaky, sneaky assfaces a couple of times before burning them to death.
There is actually a statistic for how many rabbits you killed.Miles000 said:
Also, the silver hand, hate those guys
Some mercenary attacked me with a contract from Nils the woodcutter from Solitude. I full on stalked that guy for a couple days until I knew everything he did, then came back and murdered him in his sleep.
Exactly this. I'm not sure why I hate them so much but I've gotten in the habit of shooting them down whenever I see them.RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Nazee, yes. I stalked him around the city until he returned home, I waited a certain amount of time until he had fallen asleep, and then I assassinated the shit out of him and placed his body under his own bed. I had enough of his shitNinjaRock said: