Skyrim is teaching your children to be gay.

[CL4P-TP]

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

Obviously, this article is riddled with ridiculous mistakes ("Right off the bat, the gay supporting software company Blizzard") and is generally wrong in every sense, but it's still worth a read. Is this a really good troll, or just something that people are taking far too seriously?

(Sorry if this has already been posted, I couldn't find it in search...)

Edit - Christwire is a satire site, so there you are. The more you know!

 

[Versuvius]

Christwire is apparently a joke news site like The Onion.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

It's satire.

At least, I hope it's satire.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's satire.

[sub]It better be satire...[/sub]

 

[CL4P-TP]

I had no clue! Regardless, hilarity.

 

[Aidinthel]

There was another Christwire thread just a couple days ago. Anyway, yeah the site is satire.

 

[Keava]

Just read other articles on the site. Hell, read the site's subtitle. It's a mock-up satire (I refuse to call it trolling, because it's starting to get overused word). It's pretty funny tho, I give them that.

 

[hazabaza1]

" homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations"
I want to find a way to get that into a normal conversation.

 

[Wintermoot]

it,s a joke site just like Fox news.

 

[M4t3us]

The graphics of this game are way too realistic for the type of blood shed they ejaculate all over the player?s CPU monitor.

That makes me feel so dirty!

 

[MammothBlade]

It's satire.

At least, I hope it's satire.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's satire.

[sub]It better be satire...[/sub]

I think it is.

But it might be serious...

Maybe it is.

But it couldn't be, surely.

Nothing's impossible, though.

Does that make you doubtful and confused?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Satire though I just recently learned of this site.

 

[nyysjan]

this almost makes me want to actually play Skyrim, almost.

 

[viking97]

how could anyone read this and NOT think this is satire?

 

[TheIronRuler]

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

Obviously, this article is riddled with ridiculous mistakes ("Right off the bat, the gay supporting software company Blizzard") and is generally wrong in every sense, but it's still worth a read. Is this a really good troll, or just something that people are taking far too seriously?

(Sorry if this has already been posted, I couldn't find it in search...)

Edit - Christwire is a satire site, so there you are. The more you know!

.
It was written masterfully, very funny. Thank you for sharing!

 

[Tiger Sora]

My children that shall never be born NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*Continuous laughing* But you know, theres someone out there who thinks Skyrim is making children gay. There are many people who are idiots. And thats abit depressing. But I'm unforgiving to the ignorant idiots who will listen to anyone. So whatever eh.

*Continues on laughing*.

 

[Instant K4rma]

"You know what? Just because of Skyrim, I think I'll try being gay today."

I could have told you it was a fluke by the title. You can't train sexual orientation.

 

[cloone8]

Oh my god, there can't actually be people that believe that bullpoo...
Oh wait...

THERE ARE ALWAYS PEOPLE THAT BELIEVE IT!

my- my faith in humanity has just been lowered drasticly.

EDIT: I just realized the complete inacuraccy and idioticness (that's not even a word lol) of this paragraph.

Spoiler

Once they player has finish killing all the people in Skyrim, his final battle is to have a mass dragon orgy with his fellow homosexual warriors he meets on his way and all take turns impregnating the dragon with homosexual dragon eggs. Once the dragon has been backdoor feasted, the player must kill it. The dragon needs to be killed, so the spirit of death and gayness can enter the new eggs and reek havoc onto the rest of the world. This new destruction will be playable in the next Skyrim saga.

SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN ? Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
D ? Dirty
O ? Orifice
V ? Violation
A ? Always
H ? Hurts
K ? Keep
I ? Injecting
I ? It
N ? Naiant

 

[ShindoL Shill]

its satire. my facebook friend linked this earlier.

" homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations"
I want to find a way to get that into a normal conversation.

Just use it next time somebody asks you how your weekend was.

"so dave, do anything fun?"
"i flung some devil DNA juice at this guy i met."
"that sounds like a fun thing, why though?"
"well what else do you do after ass assassination!?"
"that depends... was it the fecal frenzy type?"

yeah i could see that.