So a zombie bursts through the door...

[Ziggy]

i have a deo but no lighter
i also got a wall

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

My ps3 controller. ggnore

 

[Mechsoap]

a spoon with some milk and raisins on it

yeah i could stab it atleast

 

[Ninja Tank]

wow i get to say "boom headshot" cause the nearest thing to kill with is my gun at my feet, or the metal bat out of my reach.

You keep a loaded gun near your computer I couldnt do it, a fluke accident could see the end of my baby QQ

I keep the thing held on the side of my desk with a clip half the way in just in case

 

[the rabidrabit]

I've been waiting for this my whole life. Fucking bring it zombie!

Electric guitar, sharpened scissors, hockey stick, cricket bat, heavy steel tool box full of tools and various lengths of cable if I simply need to tie it up. Zombie is going down.

 

[Upbeat Zombie]

I could throw my tv remote at it... Ya I'd be dead.=/

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

My dog is right here. He'd charge the zombie, giving me time to go to my safe, where I'd return with a shotgun. I'd make it, but probably not my dog.

 

[Brandon237]

I got 2 heavy chairs right here, on with metal framing, and a damn heavy, clunky fan. And a glass, of the glass, smashable variety. And a trophy with a very spiky star on it. And in a steps reach is a metal beam. I would go to town on that bastard and have so many bits of zombie lying around it would take a team of cleaners armed with mops and hosepipes weeks to to clean that crap out.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Let's see... two screwdrivers, a computer, my chair, a pair of scissors, a power supply unit (or whatever it's called) from an older computer...
Unless it's a zombie bear, it's fucking dead.

 

[HavoK 09]

a short sword replica that is hanged next to my desk, even though it has no sharpen edges it can still stab

 

[sheogoraththemad]

let's see, a printer, a little but heavy TV and my guitar, yep I am save

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

I could, I use lamp! my lamp is +5 against zombies

 

[VulakAerr]

I keep a pickled brain in a jar. I reckon I'd probably throw that over my balcony. Also I have an ornamental bastard sword. That'd probably do a fair old bit of damage... I managed to cut my hand open with it only 2 minutes after getting it.

 

[Radu889]

Throw an empty mountain dew at him, then hit him in the head mercilessly with some books and then run out the door.

 

[ssgt splatter]

I have a pocket knife on my shelf so...yeah.

 

[8-Bit Grin]

I'd kill it with my ass.

 

[KnowYourOnion]

I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop, log onto The Escapist, type in "yet another boring cliched zombie scenario" into the Search bar, and the solution would probably hit my screen before the zombie got close enough to attack.

Oh you're so witty!!!
please be quiet before I die of laughter

OT: I could beat it to death with my hair straighteners (I'm so incredibly manly)

 

[Riddle78]

I have a wheeled chair...I'd kick my chair at the zombie from under me,and run downstairs,and bash it with a lamp on the landing on the way down. Continue to the basement,and pelt it with shoes from the basement landing. In the basement,there's a standard issue Canadian Armed Forces bayonet,which is nine or so inches long. Or,I could use the machette that could cut through arctic ice. If running downstairs ain't an option,I'd still toss my chair at it,but I'd then retrieve a bike pump from my closet,which is two meters away.

 

[Shaegor]

Hah, I have a pair of nail-clippers, BRING IT OOOOON!

 

[LocoRocoPandaCookie]

I have 12 cats I could launch at him...But the hardest thing near me that I would consider using would be a dining room table while screaming XD